Talk about naughty humor suitable for friends circle.

I went to the universe and came back to pick stars for you. I counted 35 words from my circle of friends. Welcome to enjoy!

1, I don't care, I never said I have no temper!

We are not lovers, we are just porters of love.

I can face anyone's departure calmly, but you are an exception.

4, salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

I'm afraid to wake up the next day and find that you deleted me.

6. Don't you think I'm talking loudly, baby? You don't know that yelling is for dogs.

I know everything, but I just want to sleep with you.

8. If I fall in love with your smile, how can I collect it and have it?

9. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced the love-hate relationship you said.

10, I think you like me, but I have no proof.

1 1. If there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

12. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

13, you and I are bosom friends who talk about everything except love.

14, you might as well play games, and pet babies will show their affection, and you don't even have a progress bar.

15, whoever thinks the other person is cute first will be in trouble.

16, time is stronger than love after all, and it is not difficult to forget anything. 17, the same tune, but I can't hear the previous melody.

18, you must have someone you like, and I must not replace her.

19, if life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera to deceive life.

20. Don't worry about getting old. You must be lovely when you are old.

2 1, all good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

22. There are two plastic bags in my class. They pack, pack, pack all day.

I am used to being needed and left out.

24. Those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish.

25. You are so fat that you can have some snacks. 26. You love to ignore me today, and I will come to see you tomorrow.

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

28. I am the one who can't bear to part with you, and I am the one who cares about you.

29. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

30. The moon has closed recently, so I'll say good night.

3 1, I don't mind you lying to me, what I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

32. Go west, cross the Terminator Line, cross the Japan Line, and return to the day when I first met you.

If you choose to be near me, please stay with me for a long time.

I feel the most tired when I have nothing to do.

Even if the whole world betrays me, I will not betray myself.

This is a talk about friends circle, thank you for reading!