Funny to save her boyfriend's copywriting short sentence sad

Funny to save her boyfriend's copywriting short sentence sad

Vent emotions and turn grief into laughter.

I didn't care much when I saw you shopping with another woman until you put your arm around her waist and said, "She's my ex-girlfriend, and I haven't forgotten her." This sentence instantly ruined our feelings for many years. I tried to save our feelings, but I was kicked into the abyss by a word. However, I figured it out, I don't love you, I don't love your temper at all! Enjoy this relationship and find a more reliable boyfriend.

Show your strengths and attract him back.

I know being with you is as exhausting and suffocating as global warming. "Do you love me?" "I love it, but please tremble." This feeling is as heavy as a pig's head. But, you know what? I am a panda who can cook, a kitten who can play the guitar, and a weenie who can drive the development of the whole industry ... You can hug this kind, smart, elegant and noble model again, regard me as your partner and follow my rhythm. I promise, our relationship will get better and better!

Humor transfer, good ending

To be honest, I really love you! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I prayed silently in my heart, "I hope you can go further and better, and never come back when you reach the horizon." This is because I can't stand that when we wake up, you can't touch my little nose in your arms, and my little hand will be taken away by others ... Come back, my "pig-like" him! I really want to go with you. Even if I walk and become a "Uniqlo", please don't dislike that my "gray value" is not high enough.