Humor about the car being hit.

1, because the car was rear-ended, I have been driving the yellow car+subway after work these two days.

Recently, the unlucky ghost was involved and the car was rear-ended. I ate fried chicken with my colleagues and sisters to suppress the shock.

I am here now, and our car was rear-ended. ...

4. Luck has really exploded recently. The customer was signed by the same city store to play ball. His thumb was broken and his car was rear-ended. What's wrong with it? Let's go

Early in the morning, the car was rear-ended by a motorcycle. At first, I was a little angry. I sat quietly in the car for a few seconds, and life was not easy. I laughed it off and left.

6. Recently, pedestrians were allowed to deduct points due to the reverse explosion of water! This car was rear-ended! Play beach football and twist your toes! My mother, this day is really falling apart.

7. When I got home, I found the car was rear-ended. Fortunately, it's not serious. I'm too nervous to feel touched.

8, the car is rear-ended, it will take more than a week to repair, and the other party only needs to pay the compulsory insurance ... annoying! Angry! Angry!

9, the car was rear-ended, but also on the highway, three cars rear-ended, scary, fortunately, a close call, fortunately. ...

10, after the car was rear-ended, the mobile phone fell into the noodle soup again. It's a good thing I catch it fast.

1 1, no red envelopes, no sweet nothings. The first thing 520 said to me was that the car was rear-ended ... Oh.

12, the first time the car rear-ended, the second time I lost my house key, and the third time I lost tens of thousands of watches ... Can this be said to be a coincidence? I can only say that it is inappropriate. If I continue, I'm really worried about my life.

13, the car was rear-ended early in the morning and I was in a bad mood!

14, the car was rear-ended, fortunately it was a small dent, let it go; Now I left my computer bag on the train. Fortunately, I found it when I went to the railway station. There are still many good people. There are many episodes in life, but fortunately the main theme is still beautiful.

15, it never rains but it pours. The car was cut yesterday and rear-ended today. I have nothing to say.