How to evaluate the second season of Tucao Conference?

What videos are not suitable for a family to watch, and must be quietly hidden to watch alone? In addition to those indescribable love action movies, you have to count the online comprehensive program "Tucao Conference".

If "Mars Intelligence Bureau" is a third-rate film in the field of network synthesis, then the first issue of "Tucao Conference" is a veritable coded AV film, which is by no means suitable for all ages.

Because there are too many obscene stories, the "Tucao Conference" was off the assembly line because of vulgarity four days after its broadcast, which also set a new record for the shortest variety show in China. However, after many efforts, the producer changed the death penalty to probation, and after half a year's rectification, he was finally resurrected with blood.

I just hid in a dark room and watched the program secretly.

If the first issue of Tucao Conference made me blush, then the resurrection of Tucao Li Xiang in this issue really embarrassed me. In addition to removing the elements of dirty jokes, the host changed from crosstalk actor Wang Zijian to former CCTV rule of law program host Zhang Shaogang. The whole program did not undergo major surgery, or it was a mode in which several guests recited scripts. The objects that were spit out were all low-level people who were self-inserted and self-blacked.

What is even more unbearable is that this program is completely the title party. ?

Look at the preview released before the program is broadcast. As for the dispute between Li Xiang, Nana and her sister, Li Xiang never gave Nana a message, and He Jiong and Wang Han also had a disagreement privately. Does it feel informative and eye-catching, and the soul of gossip will ignite a raging fire?

But the truth is so cruel. In the one-hour program, Li Xiang told the shocking inside story in less than one minute.

Li Xiang, wearing a long skirt as loose as a mosquito net, said domineering: "Nana always buys small gifts for Wang Shiling during the New Year and sends me WeChat, but I never reply, and He Jiong Wang Han rarely contacts privately." ?

Yes, when you want to see a magical blockbuster about the feud of the wolf clan, it is said that it has been entangled for thousands of years, and the result is Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. This psychological damage must far exceed the smog in Beijing. ?

Well, without Nana, Wang Han and He Jiong, Li Xiang himself is a rather embarrassing figure, not to mention Huang Zijiao and Chen Handian, two poisonous tongues, among the guests. There's always a little surprise. I'm still lucky.

Facts have proved that I am naive, and all the guests are shaking their burdens around the figure of Li Xiang and her husband. They look bitter, but in fact, it's meaningless to avoid the important.

And the same stalk, it's ok to say it once, but it's a bit too difficult to say it six times. ? It's like a beautiful woman winking at you. It feels great, but it blinks a dozen times a second. Are you sure you're not watching a ghost blow a lamp?

Of course, the guests should not be blamed, as can be seen from Han Qiaosheng's stiff and quiet luggage. All the guests' stems must come from the hand of the choreographer team. Maybe the content of the spit was drafted by Li Xiang himself, so it can't be sharp. Even at the end of the program, in the part where Li Xiang spoke his mind, he was possessed by Buddha's light, and Li Xiang was portrayed as an independent, confident, successful and loving husband. ?

The reversal of this story is staggering. What kind of interesting situation would it be if a netizen changed his speech? To be evil, I must have the following slots.

Thirty-three days later, Li Xiang married Li Houlin, the bachelor of diamonds.

Did Li Xiang and Li Houlin divide their property when they divorced? What are the reasons for divorce?

Li Xiang turned against Amanda for men?

In order to get the best host of the Golden Eagle Festival, did Li Xiang hire a water army to brush tickets? What about the teenager who was cut for brushing tickets?

Why doesn't Hunan Satellite TV have a foothold in Li Xiang?

Wait, wait, wait.

For more information about Li Xiang's dog blood trough, please go to Tianya Entertainment Gossip Search. Teenager, it is estimated that you can't finish college in four years.

And any one of these questions comes out, it is estimated that it is difficult for Li Xiang to respond, because this is the dead hole.

So back to the essence of the program, what does the Tucao Conference want to spit out? Isn't it through the insider's smashing the venue to uncover some black history behind the star that the public doesn't know?

It is a well-known fact that Li Xiang's fullness and Wang Yuelun's mediocrity have long been the same as environmental protection charges. Do you still need your mysterious spit to tell me? If I want to see a joke, why not go to see a comedian? Can we think of these questions, but can't the producers of the Tucao Conference think of them?

Of course not, because this program is just a democratic life meeting for artists who have passed away in the entertainment circle in the name of tucao.

Just like that old joke about Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun's self-criticism and self-criticism. ?

Guan Yu: I want to criticize Zhang Fei. He usually speaks too loudly. Although his original intention is to care about the soldiers' food and clothing, his words are fierce, which is not conducive to uniting grassroots soldiers. ?

Zhang Fei: I want to criticize Zhao Yun. As a general, his clothes are too clean and bright. He killed the enemy alone. He has made great contributions. He is so heroic.

Zhao Yun: I want to criticize Guan Yu. Your red rabbit horse violates the management measures for official horses and belongs to ultra-luxury equipment.

Guan Yu: Shit! Do you fucking understand what criticism is? Can you play?

"Spitting is a craft, and it takes courage to laugh" is the slogan of "Spitting Congress". Perhaps the original intention of the program group was to achieve the catharsis effect of the original American Tucao Conference, and to detoxify the entertainment circle by exposing the stain of the stars, which not only caught the eye, but also satisfied the audience's desire to spit.

The stars in China are obviously not as tear-resistant as those in the United States, and the stars in the program want to whitewash themselves. You see, the headline of today's news is "Li's program shows elegance and humor in response to the dispute between a sister", which has successfully become a hot topic.

Of course, everyone has a stain. I don't think it's necessary for the stars to be forgiven for talking about their lives. I don't dislike the fact that stars can spread positive energy through programs, but the way of artificially voicing the conference for the sake of whitewashing always makes me feel divorced from reality and more like a show.

As a result, a bowl of excellent laxatives was boiled into a harmonious chicken soup, which contained a little less chicken, a little more water and a strong flavor of monosodium glutamate. ? Of course, some people think this program is quite good. Well, maybe I haven't fallen to appreciate such beauty. ?