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A rustic love story suitable for leaving a message for idol Weibo.
There is something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.
I asked you why you like you, and the answer is that when I am with you, I want to grow old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.
I spent all my luck meeting you in my lifetime.
5. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."
6. "Life belongs to life, ideals to ideals, and reality to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."
7. "I am a difficult person to approach" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."
8. Love is not everything to me, but you are everything to me.
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.
10. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."
1 1. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world.
12. Do you know my favorite wine? What wine and your everlasting.
13. "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."
14. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you."
15. Speaking of it, my mate selection criteria is one word, you.
16. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"
17. How much does I really like you? "Even if the whole World Cup is surrounded by hell, I will be your paradise."
18. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.
19. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How to get to your heart?"
20. Thank you for letting me have someone I like. Thank you for making me happy.
A rustic love story suitable for leaving a message for idol Weibo (2)1. We must have a boy when we get married, because I only like you as a girl.
22. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"
I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.
24. I think it's very simple. Time is still there, and so are you.
25. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.
26. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.
27. "If you are spring tea, do you know what I am?" I don't know, "I'm boiling water because I want to soak you."
28. Guess which side of my heart? Left? No, it's on your side
29. "May I say good night to your face?" Of course. "Go ahead."
30. The foot of my bed is shining so brightly. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that it was the moonlight kissing you.
3 1. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"
32. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"
33. My mouth is sweet because my heart is sweet, and my heart is sweet because you are inside.
34. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.
35. "My blood sugar is low." "Say something sweet."
36. My love for you has never been compromised. Every day that I love you deserves my serious attention.
37. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.
38. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"
39. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.
40. I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."
Earth love story suitable for leaving a message for idol Weibo (3) 4 1. If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.
42. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.
43. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"
44. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."
45. As soon as I bowed my head and looked back, Mom, I was in love.
46. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.
47. You know, I'm afraid to move now because I'm afraid I'll fall into the swamp of loving you.
48. I am stubborn by nature, and I have a clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.
49. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are bright. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.
50. "Look into my eyes, there is something in it", "No" and "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it"
5 1. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.
52. I just like you, I mean no harm.
53. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?
54. "If you hold hands with girls, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?" "Left hand." "Here, left hand, let me hold it for you."
55. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?
56. "Everyone wants to sleep with you, but I don't." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."
Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.
58. I cut my hand, so you should do the same, so we are a couple.
59. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" " "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."
60. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.
Funny love stories of routine idols
Funny love story of routine idols-1. Wandering around for the first half of my life and cooking soup for you for the second half.
I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!
3. "Maybe I'm a bad person"? "But I just need you to kiss me and I'll get better."
4. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"
No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't stop you. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.
6. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."
7. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.
8. I'm pretty sure that all I need is a kiss.
9. "Happy Mother's Day." I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child."
10. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.
1 1. Will you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
12. Time is the medium, and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.
13. Everything here is fine except you.
14. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
15. "I want to change my look recently" "What look?" "I can't do it without you."
16. "Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."
17. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.
18. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.
19. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's going on now? "I want to have a family with you now."
20. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"
Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.
22. If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.
23. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."
24. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.
25. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.
26. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.
27. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.
Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.
29. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.
30. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.
3 1. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you've been running around in my head all day."
32. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.
Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.
34. It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.
35. I have a small wish. There are only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"
36. "I want you to read the first three words of this sentence."
37. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.
38. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.
39. I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the sun that never sets, and the best of you.
40. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
Funny love story of routine idols 3 4 1. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "
42. I have a small mind and can only hold you!
43. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.
44. "Everyone wants to sleep with you, but I don't." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."
45. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.
46. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are bright. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.
47. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"
48. I am nine years old and you are three years old, except you.
49. What's the matter with "feeling so stuffy in the chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."
50. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful, all the paintings are random scenery, and all the scenery is just to set off you. Since fate has brought you.
5 1. "I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left." "What is it?" "only love you"
52. "I want to move" to where? "Walk into your heart"
53. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."
54. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you."
I asked you why you like you, and the answer was that when I was with you, I thought of growing old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.
56. "May I say good night to your face?" Of course. "Go ahead."
57. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.
58. "Let's eat noodles" and "What noodles"
59. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!
Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.
Local love stories are suitable for expressing sentences.
If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the next morning and evening.
2. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"
I just like you, I mean no harm.
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.
5. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
I think you are busy, just look at the first three words.
7. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance. From now on, I will spend my life with you like a poem.
8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!
9. "Why did you hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "
10. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."
1 1. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"
12. Don't do whatever you want just because I love you.
13. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."
14. In the past, my name was general manager. Because you stole my heart, there are only two TV sets left.
15. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.
16. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.
17. Write your name on the cigarette, suck it into your lungs, and keep you closest to my heart.
18. Since I met you, life is short and sweet.
19. I don't know how to take care of you in winter.
20. Thank you for letting me have someone I like. Thank you for making me happy.
Earthy love stories are suitable for confession. Second sentence 2 1. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?
22. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"
23. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me.
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.
25. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."
26. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers rang on New Year's Eve.
27. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."
28. You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk. I said this is not what you should do when there are many people.
29. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.
30. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.
3 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
32. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.
33. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."
34. "It's annoying not to thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms."
35. The short hair you cut is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.
36. "shout Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you
37. "Seeing you recently makes me dizzy." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."
38. My greatest weakness is yours.
39. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.
40. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.
The earthy love story is suitable for expressing the sentence 3 4 1. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.
42. Don't complain, give me a hug.
43. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."
44. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.
45. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"
46. "Do you know what is the most beautiful in the world?" What? "you"
47. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.
48. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."
49. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
50. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
5 1. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."
52. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."
53. How much I like you, maybe I can't describe it myself, just like you are the moon, I am the star, and all the stars in the sky are just for you.
54. Your eyes are really beautiful. They are only suitable for me.
55. "The tiger doesn't show off, so you have to do the same to me." What? "You are my girlfriend."
56. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?
57. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?
58. There are 100 ways to eat and I miss you 98 times a day.
59. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.
60.what are you? You belong to me.
Earthy love words suitable for confession
1. You are my favorite. Hello, the most reluctant goodbye.
It's hard to say that I will love you forever, but I must let you know that I love you the most at this moment, and I am willing to indulge in it all the time.
I met you, and I'm glad you came.
The little girl is incapable and can't talk and laugh with her husband. All love is in a beautiful night.
One day, the washing machine at home mixed my shirt with your pajamas, and you would lose your temper at me while eating my breakfast. My razor and your cosmetics have been tampered with by dogs, and we have forgotten the heroic words of youth. We just want to sleep at night, pillow my arm and wake up in the morning to listen to your breathing.
6. I like too little, I love you, these three words are too irresponsible. I can only say: love you.
7. I have a cat. If you have me, you have a cat.
I just want to have you, and I don't want to leave your sight for a moment.
9. When I miss you, I become a poet.
10. If I want to travel around the world one day, can I walk around you?
1 1. My heart beat fastest three times in my life, when I went down the stairs, when I was suddenly asked by the teacher, when you smiled at me.
12. If I miss you too, I will walk ten miles, climb five mountains and wade two rivers to hug you.
13. Stay, or I will go with you.
14. I am happy for many days when you laugh, and I remember your words for many years.
15. The stars are shining tonight, but I know you won't look up. Come to think of it, this is really the loss of stars.
16. Please always remember that you are my true identity.
17. I like you, past tense, present tense, future tense.
18. Your letter is too formal to say that you miss me.
19. I just caught a glimpse and met your eyebrows by mistake. This joy is enough for me to like for many years.
20. Remember your identity, you are my sweetheart.
2 1. You are mine, and no one can take you away from me.
22. When you, my love, ride a bamboo horse, run in circles and throw your childhood. Dear, thank you for waiting.
23. I don't look at the moon and I don't miss you, so the moon and you are in the dark.
24. Love at first sight is too superficial, love over time is too pale, others are flirting, and I only peek at you.
25. I have a coin I threw it in the front and I threw it in the back, so I turned it over.
26. It will look good to hang our washed white shirts together in the future.
27. You are all passers-by around me, and you are the one I want to keep.
28. As long as I think of your appearance, Nanshan will blossom.
29. The little girl is incompetent and wants to borrow her husband's life to speak.
3 1. I want to turn into a pool of spring water and melt under you.
Let's go to the same university and experience spring, summer, autumn and winter together.
33. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be my husband's wife.
34. When I just bought a house, I told the other party, daughter-in-law, we have a home. Sorry, I have a family, but I lost you.
35. I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I can't help thinking about you.
36. She said that she had a cut on her hand and asked me to cut it, so that we could become lovers.
37. I miss you once a day, and a grain of sand falls from the sky, thus forming the Sahara.
Eating chocolate can make people feel better, but I have no chocolate now, so I want to kiss you, because my lipstick is chocolate.
39. This is Sichuan dialect, this is Northeast dialect, and this is Hebei dialect. You are the love story of my life.
40. The so-called two people a day, three meals and four seasons, chestnuts in the east and mangoes in summer; And you, you have me all year round.
4 1. I am taking a shit. I'll bring it to you right away, without paper.
42. Take off your clothes and get ready for a bath. Somehow, I thought of you. When I came to my senses, the bathtub was full.
43. Just holding hands makes me hard.
44. I once boasted that I was a mediocre person. When I see a mountain, it is a mountain, and when I see a river, it is a river. Since I met you, the mountain has become affectionate and the tide has begun to surge.
45. When we retire, I will take you on a trip.
46. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.
47. I want to hold my husband's hand and be touched by him.
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