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Don't pursue appearance, it can deceive people.

1. I would rather fail at something I like than succeed at something I hate.

If you can explain why you like someone, it is not love. True love has no reason. You love him, but you don't know why

There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is just that you meet the person you've always wanted to see.

When you can't make a decision, let time help you decide. If you still can't decide, then start. I would rather make a mistake than leave a regret.

When life puts many obstacles in your way, stick to it for a while. Every time you bite your teeth, you will find that everything you want is in your hands, and everything you want to lose is left behind.

6. don't pursue appearance, appearance can deceive people. Don't pursue wealth, wealth will disappear. Pursue someone who can make you smile often, because smiling will make your gloomy world suddenly bright and sunny.

7. Sometimes, we have to shut up, put down our pride and admit that we are wrong. This is not to admit defeat, but to grow up.

8. You will always be stupid for several years in your life. Everyone does. Happiness is to make fools never wake up. Because, love is just meeting someone you are willing to do stupid things for.

9. It is understandable to worry about losing someone who cares, but it is unnecessary to worry about losing someone who doesn't care about you.

10. Life is like a train with only the first stop. One stop after another, someone got off the bus and someone continued to get on the bus. People who get off the bus wave to you, and people who get on the bus wave to you.

1 1. Don't judge me lightly. You only know my name, but you don't know my story You have only heard of my behavior, but you don't know what I have experienced.

12. You should love and cherish what you have now, and don't give up easily. Only when something really leaves can you feel the irreparable pain.

13. In the most difficult days, I believe that today's purgatory is for tomorrow's happiness.

14. Life needs constant refreshing. As long as you face life with a smile, life will give you a bright smile.

15. Many memories began to become confused, and many years have become a floating cloud in the past. Perhaps, when I look back on all the years I have gone through, Na Yue, I find that several pages in my life have become vacant, and I will never return to the original appearance.

16. The least fun thing in the world is to lie to yourself, especially when you know you can't lie to yourself.

17. Many stories often start with beauty and happiness and end with sadness.

18. Don't believe it too much. Don't love too much. Don't expect too much. Because too much hurts too much.

19. Many things are like sunshine between your fingers, warm and beautiful, but you can never catch them.

20. There is not much time for life to truly belong to us. Many times, we either envy others' lives or clone others' lives.

April fool's day scam message

1, I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but it's not suitable for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your festival is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day! No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business, as long as you are happy April Fool's Day!

3. Your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be held, your sleeping posture is sweet and innocent, your life is more leisurely than that of a fairy, and it's not bad to be a pig!

4. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has risen; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

5. Quick identification method of stupid SMS: the receiver is stupid every year, the respondent is stupid every month, the forwarder is stupid every day, the depositor is always stupid, and the deletion person is not stupid. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

6. A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

7. From April Fool's Day to SMS, my blessing is the best. I have no worries immediately after receiving it, and I have less pain after reading it. I can get a high salary if I forward it. I'm sure I'll pick up money when I send it in groups. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

8. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. It is predicted that your IQ index will increase by 50% year-on-year, your laughter will increase by 50% year-on-year, your facial distortion rate will increase by 50% year-on-year, your degree of prevention will increase by 50% year-on-year, and your probability of being harassed will increase by 50% year-on-year in Gao Qi. Generally speaking, your chances of being cheated will soar by 250%. April Fool's Day is coming. May you feel 100% happiness with 250% heart!

10, you are special. You have loved festivals since you were a child. Children's Day, Youth Day, stepping into Valentine's Day in one fell swoop, almost living on Father's Day, the classic program April Fool's Day, and keeping Singles Day for a long time. I wish you a happy life, and every day is like a holiday!

1 1, you used to be gorgeous and always dreamed of a Manchu-Chinese banquet. So I want to hit on you in summer, and you say it's too hot. I want to hit on you in winter, and you say it's too cold. Chunqiu wants to hit on you, but you still want to hit on me if you say it's lukewarm. I am bored. Aren't you a bag of instant noodles? How can there be so many things!

12, Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

13, April Fool's Day is here, please be vigilant. All received text messages, not only can't be believed, but also have to be understood in reverse. There are many short messages praising your cleverness, all of which were intercepted by me. Let's show it after April Fool's Day!

14, right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, it's hard to be confused, and you have to paste it without painting; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

16, pig raising notice: a pure white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

17, do you know how I know you? When I was in kindergarten, the teacher said: wetting the bed is three yuan once, five yuan twice and ten yuan three times. I was just about to ask how much the monthly subscription is, when you resolutely raised your hand and said, Teacher, I will handle the annual card!

18, a cricket bet a pig that I jumped into the grass and you couldn't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

19, dear mobile users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city, and the bonus was 10000 yuan. Please take * * * to any bank to get it. The password is: Don't move. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Dear users: Today, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please fall to the ground as hard as possible, and the mobile phone will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!

April 22 1 April Fool's Day, first fool Liu Xiang with a limping IQ? Don't want to be fooled by me: please don't go to dinner, don't want to give gifts, and don't reply to such news! Ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

23. Recently, the wind is very tight, and the original bank robbery plan has been suspended. The boss told you not to act rashly lest the police suspect you. Specific boot time and other notifications. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

24. Today's April Fool's Day is a fool's order. Like a cat barking three times, it made me laugh and roar three times in the air, scaring away the big German shepherd. Now that this order has been issued, I hope it can be implemented as soon as possible. April 1 April Fool's Day, fools disobey orders.

According to your birthday, you are sure to make a windfall today. Blow an explosive hairstyle first, wear patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, and walk along the street and say, would you please? Happy April Fool's Day!

April 1 day is April Fool's Day. In order to prevent people from being cheated, the company decided to take a day off without deducting wages and bonuses. Special reminder: please don't go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other!

27, the depth of the fish, the water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and smirking silently. Your holiday is coming. Happy April Fool's Day!

28. Be a man, leave a place for fools, do things without the power of fools, and live like a fool. Today, I mixed water with the "fool" and finally found you, the fool who escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

29. I intend to invite you to dinner. Do you want to come? Tell me quickly. Say it. After reading the text message, the time limit has passed! Happy April Fool's Day!

30. After receiving the notice from the superior, April Fool's Day is also a holiday: one minute for being able, ten minutes for being smart, half an hour for being smart, one hour for being ordinary, and half a day for being stupid! Alas, people like me can't take a vacation basically, and maybe they have to work overtime! I envy you, and you can live a good life again! Wish you a happy holiday in advance!

3 1 No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

32. According to investigation and statistics, a group of new human beings appeared in 20xx, and there were four big fools: those who hanged themselves in love failure, those who took medicine without illness or disaster, those whose contracts were invalid, and those who looked at their mobile phones and giggled! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is full of sinister colors, which is not good for your behavior. I hope you can take it off immediately and throw it in the toilet to ensure safety. Very good, very good! Happy April Fool's Day!

34. To be a man, we should leave a place for fools, do things with the power of fools, live like fools, and have a career with fools. Today, I fumbled for a "fool" and finally found you, the fool who escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

When the wolf came to the pigsty, the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

36. April 1 April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you. To be a man, you should leave a place for stupidity, do things with stupid power, live like a fool, and achieve your career with stupidity. Today, I was foolish to be mixed with water, and finally I found you, a fish that slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story? Happy April Fool's Day!

38. Notice: There will be a leader's inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes! Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

39. Today, a large number of patients will be worried about being "stupid", showing that they don't believe the notice of the meeting, don't listen to the call of the leader, don't be invited to dinner, don't give gifts, and don't even laugh when they receive a text message. Because fools are happy on April Fool's Day!

40. The first kiss gave cigarettes, the romance gave wine, the confusion gave eyes, the rhythm gave music, the first night gave dreams, the body gave lovers, the derailment gave trains, the madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!

4 1, today's April Fool's Day, a special order for fools is issued to bark like a puppy, which is wonderful. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

42. Urgent notice: Polygamy will be resumed with immediate effect. If monogamy is still practiced after two weeks, it shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months but not more than three years and shall also be fined. Hope to comply with it! Happy April Fool's Day!

43, vital capacity self-test tips: lower the head to suck after farting, and then observe whether people around you smell the smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman! Happy April Fool's Day!

44, April Fool's Day three from four virtues: from the recent beginning, from the most intimate relationship, from the best temper; Students can be fooled, colleagues can be fooled, close friends can be teased and lovers can be entertained.

45. No matter how big the world is, there is always a place for you; No matter how wide the sea is, there is always a boat that can carry you; No matter how long, there is always a fate waiting for you; No matter how many festivals there are, there is always one for you. Before it comes, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Fool's day deceives people

April Fool's Day deceptive sentence

1. Dear users, your phone bill balance is less than 0. 1 yuan. Please pay the phone bill in the near future: selling children, women, rice, iron, houses, land and wives. Thank you for your cooperation! China Telecom. Happy April Fool's Day! 2. Every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere; Missing is a sweet and sour fruit, especially at night; Memories full of uncertain emotions, miss you, miss you, want to hit you! Happy April Fool's Day.

April Fool's Day deceptive sentence

0 1 Jin and a half Erguotou, two-year-old veteran in love, three-year-old beggar gambler smoker, four-year-old liar thief. This person is young and promising, and when he grows up, his IQ is low. I know that this person is you, but I still insist on reading it. Admire! Admire!

Your gentleness is like an angel coquetry, your beauty is like a stunning peacock, your thoughtfulness is like rheumatism cream on your heart, and your eyes are like lovely giant pandas!

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry This is a gift from my immortal brother. From then on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

Your influence is so extensive, so great, so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!

Crying, silly and happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you have to remember that when a pig reaches a certain weight, it will be slaughtered on April Fool's Day.

Notice: April Fool's Day is here. April 1, all the sentences you received are false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are a handsome public lover with a beautiful face and a good figure!

Time is really wonderful. Recently, due to the strong solar ions, there will be no signal in the sun. Don't panic. Please put your other hand over your head to block out the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better!

You have high blood pressure, high blood lipid and low position. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding. Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

Call you an idiot, you can read, call you an idiot, you will be angry, call you an idiot, you will answer, call you a log, and you will look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

The protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; The protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; The protagonist of Children's Day is very cute; But the protagonist of April Fool's Day is U, and the director is me! Happy April Fool's Day! Sentences about April Fool's Deception

03 1. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no fool in the world, and he created you by the way.

Someone told me that "you are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig!

3. When the Tang Priest took a short rest with his three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and took a look. He said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read sentences!"

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above.

Last night, I dreamed that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you said: after all, you have a good life, and even the cesspit smells good. Talk about appearance

Talk about appearance

To judge whether a person is beautiful, it is not the appearance that matters, but whether the heart is really beautiful.

The purity and elegance of appearance should reflect the purity and beauty of heart.

The beauty of a person lies not in appearance, but in talent, temperament and character.

A person's achievements can never be measured by all his looks.

The beauty of a person lies not in his appearance, but in whether he is beautiful inside.

A person's beauty is not only a simple appearance that can be seen by the naked eye, but also a fiery heart that can't be seen by the naked eye. But I believe in myself. Because, I am beautiful, because my heart is beautiful.

The beauty and purity of a person's appearance should be the expression of his inner beauty and purity.

Appearance beauty can only please people's eyes, and inner beauty can infect people's souls.

Any well-known evil can be disguised as a sanctimonious appearance on the outside.

It is admirable to show off one's external talents, but hidden talents can bring luck.

What position! What a nice face! How many fools are in awe of your hypocritical appearance.

People often cover up a devil's heart with sincere appearance and pious actions. There are too many examples.

When you get older, people no longer value your appearance, not whether you are handsome or not, but your inner charm: your charm and spirit.

Everything that is fashionable will be out of date, so if you follow the fashion, you will become a person who will not be trusted by anyone when you are old.

Love is eternal, the appearance may change, but the essence will never change.