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Sorry, sister. Good words and sentences
Dude, I'm back. "Before I went home, I never said hello to my family. I came to see my brother, and he asked me to say hello to my family when I left home. Anyway, it's just me and him at home, so I just want to say hello to him. " Why doesn't the phone turn on? "My brother said flatly as usual. I took my mobile phone out of my bag and looked at it. "There is no electricity, automatic shutdown. "I'm telling the truth." What time is it now? "My brother's tone as usual. I don't feel any different. "It's almost 10." I replied impatiently, when will you finish class? "My brother asked." Four o'clock. "I answered." Where have you been? "still ask." Shopping. "Still answer. My brother finally gave me a look. "Brother, I am very tired. I want to go back to my room first. "I really don't understand why he asks these boring questions." 80 times "My brother said it casually." What? "I really didn't understand what he said." Take off your pants and lie on the coffee table and hit me 80 times. "My brother said, looking at my thick jeans, and stood up and walked into his room. The coffee table is the wooden coffee table in the living room. It's not long, but it's suitable for me to lie down. My brother can't be serious. I have never been beaten, let alone scolded. My parents can't stand it. When my brother left home and became independent, I was only 13 years old and a daughter. My parents love me very much. After a while, my brother came out and came to me with a piece of wood two fingers wide, two feet long and one finger thick. "After you put this piece of wood away, take it out for me when something goes wrong, and then lie down. It's up to me how much I call each time, but I'll tell you why you call so much, 4 o'clock 10, 6 hours, first offense, every hour 10, and you don't give me a chance when you get home late. You also hit 20 for the first offense, which adds up to 80. My brother said a lot, but I didn't listen to a word. I'm just scared. I know that no one here can save me. I am afraid and wronged, and my tears come out at once. "Brother ~ ~ ~" I don't know the difference between hitting 80 times and hitting 8 times, and I don't know what it feels like to hit the board on the ass. All I know is that it must be very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable! "The first board. I cried and felt as if I was in pain. I stretched my ass so hard that I almost touched my ass with my left hand. My brother didn't call again. I waited for a while. I don't know how long I waited. My brain stopped working long ago. At that time, I was too grateful to my brother to call again immediately. But now that I have read what you wrote about being beaten, I understand that my brother is not kind enough to let me relieve my pain, but to make me hurt more thoroughly. " Bang! "The second board. When this board came down, I was really miserable. My ass was slightly lifted off the coffee table and my body was bowed. " Bang! "There is no relief, and then there is the third board. My ass that I just lifted quickly clings to the coffee table." Alas ~ ~ "I let out the first cry of pain." Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! ~ ~ ~ "My brother ignored me, then there were several heavy and urgent boards, and then he stopped playing." Brother, it hurts ~ ~ "I cried, tears welled up and my ass was burning. I really want to rub my poor ass, but I dare not. After waiting for a while, my brother continued to play, playing for a while, playing for a while. I have long forgotten the agreement not to shout loudly and shouted hysterically. "Alas, pain, brother, pain, blare! ! Ouch, pain, whoops, brother, don't hit me, whoops, I was wrong, I was wrong, brother, I know I was wrong, meow, I dare not, ouch, alas! ! ! Brother, give it, give it a chance, whoops. "The more fierce I scream, the harder my brother hits. I know that if I didn't scream, I might hit it softly. I also desperately want to shut up, but I can't shut up. Finally, I bit my wrist, and finally stopped screaming and became a "shouting" voice. I don't need to look in the mirror, but I also know how embarrassed I was. Sweat, tears and saliva all flowed to the coffee table, shaking with pain. I wish I could hide under the bed, but I still dare not move. The beating finally stopped. " Did I call you wrong? "Brother asks questions." No, my brother didn't make a mistake. "I gasped, not daring to be impatient." Do you know where you are wrong? "Brother asked again." Alas, I didn't come home on time. "I can't stop crying." Besides, don't make me squeeze toothpaste. "Every word of my brother makes me tremble." Don't go home on time, and don't tell my brother in advance. "I'm sobbing." I hit you 48 times today, and you should have hit 80 times. You owe it 32 times first, and you won't do it again in a month. I will spare you this time. If you make the same mistake again within one month, the 32 times you owe today will become 64 times. You got it? "It turns out that Big Brother is merciful and gives me a break." I know, I know, I promise I won't do it again. "I quickly agreed, fearing that my brother would change his mind." Starting from tomorrow, I will give you three days to copy the first 100 page of morality and legal system to me. The requirement is: neatness, understand? "Since then, my brother has not punished me for writing or checking, but only for copying books." Yes, yes, I get it, brother. "Morality and legal system are the teaching materials of my elective law course. As we all know, the length of law books is very long, with 100 pages. I don't know how long it will take, but I only know that I will promise to wait until today. " Well, go clean up and go back to your room to rest. There will be a class tomorrow. Put away the sticks, you will need them later. "Brother put down the chessboard and went back to his room. Only then did I dare to rub my slightly swollen ass with my hands, and then I carried the wooden house to my room with my hands, and then limped to take a shower and sleep. In fact, I couldn't sleep at all that night, and it hurt badly. I hid in the quilt, wiped my tears and rubbed my ass, and spent the night in a daze in my strong yearning for my mother. Three days passed quickly. I copied the pages very hard every day, but my handwriting was really not beautiful and neat. How can people who don't write carefully since childhood and don't even do their homework write beautiful words? On the third night, "bring it. "My brother was still sitting on the sofa next to the coffee table and lazily glanced at me standing on the side." Take what? "Of course I understand what my brother asked me to take, but I just copied 39 and couldn't get it out of my brother's pass. My brother turned to look at me, and my heart jumped into my throat. " Stand still, don't lean on it, and think about what to bring me. "After my brother turned on the TV, he seemed to ignore me. I always felt that my brother didn't like me at all. After being with him for so long, he never really cared about me. It doesn't matter if I don't care. Anyway, I spent a short time with my brother before, and now I can't even ignore him. Why not let me stand? Just stand, anyway, standing is not tiring, and it will be a big deal with him. But I gradually realized that I was wrong. An hour later, I felt backache. After two hours, I don't think I can support it anymore. " Brother. . "Finally, I compromised first." Remember? "My brother is still indifferent." Brother, I ... . I didn't finish it. "If you had confessed earlier, you wouldn't have to stand here for two hours." Take it out. "Looking at my brother's expression, it seems that he is not angry. I took out the book and showed it to my brother. I wrote pages, so I know how many pages I wrote without comparison. " How much did I ask you to write? "The routine question is coming again." 100 page. "I'm so worried." How much did you write? "Brother knows perfectly well past ask." Page 39. "I'm starting to get scared." Go get ready. "Brother stood up. I stood still and was beaten once. I definitely don't want to have the same experience twice. "Shall I tell you how to prepare? "My brother frowned slightly." Brother, please don't hit me. "I was so scared that tears came out. I really don't understand why some children can lie down and let adults play. I won't lie down and let my brother play. ) "Forget what I said and don't beg for mercy. "I really don't understand what my brother's heart is made of." Whoops, brother, my injury is just right. Please spare me this time. I really have a good one. "I'm really scared." It seems that I need to teach you how to repent and kneel in your bedroom. "Said the elder brother went into his room. I breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that I had dodged a bullet, so I honestly went back to my room and knelt on the ground. After a while, my brother came in with a three-foot bamboo pole as thick as my index finger. After coming in, my brother turned and locked the door, leaving only me and him at home. I think he didn't want me to run around when he locked the door. My brother came to me without saying a word. With a wave of his hand, the bamboo stick slammed into my thigh. I got up and ran in pain, rubbing my thighs, which was much more painful than hitting a wooden stick. My brother grabbed me as soon as he reached out, and I couldn't escape. The bamboo stick kept waving and landed heavily and urgently on my thighs and calves. It hurts. I only know it hurts too much. Now I feel scared when I think about it. The whole room is full of the sound of bamboo poles beating my flesh through my pants, and my crying. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap Then I couldn't stand up, so I squatted down. My brother let go of my hand and I sat on the ground. " Kneel down. "Brother is cold. I really doubt whether he has a heart or not. But I didn't hesitate at all. I knelt down the first time. " Kneel here. After 30 minutes, get ready to accept the punishment. I hope you know how to prepare. "Say that finish, my brother left my room with a bamboo stick. I knelt down like this, crying and rubbing my left leg, which was covered with swollen marks. I wonder how those people knelt for an hour or two. After kneeling for 30 minutes, I sat on my calf for 20 minutes, and my knees could not bear my weight at all. The pain is unbearable. After 35 minutes, I walked to the living room with a piece of wood. "Brother" I handed the stick in my hand, and my brother accepted it and stood up and walked behind me. I understand that he wants me to take off the pants on his back. For example, three days ago, when I pulled my pants to my knees, I could see the scars my brother had just punched, some were purple and some were blue, but they were all swollen together. I was lying gently on the coffee table when my brother came over. "Don't beg for mercy. This is the third time I have warned you. If you beg for mercy again, I will definitely double your punishment. "Brother said softly, brother is a man who looks very gentle, speaks softly, but his strength is not small. I didn't realize it before, but now I have a deep understanding when I am beaten by him. " Dude, can you make me scream? It really hurts. "I am looking forward to it." Yes, but not too loudly. I called you 8 1 today because you didn't copy 6 1 page. Type 1 every page. Your handwriting is terrible. I'll just call 20 times and add it to 8 1. I won't go easy on you. Starting today, I will be punished every time. If you don't know how much you counted, start from the beginning. If you count too much, you can start from the beginning. Today you will be resolutely beaten at 8 1. There will be no luck. How many classes are there tomorrow? "My brother asked." Yes, brother, there will be two English classes tomorrow morning, but not in the afternoon. "I answered truthfully." I'll ask for leave for you tomorrow. You have a day off at home and the day after tomorrow is the weekend off. It should be no problem to rest together for three days. "My brother speaks lightly, but from his words, I know that today's beating will not be light." But, brother, my English is a weakness. I. "I don't really want to go to English class, but I want to persuade my brother to cancel today's beating." I will help you with your lessons. "My brother said, but I heard that I was going to faint. Next, the punishment began. My brother hits people at the rate of once every three seconds. I count as soon as I hear the sound of "bang" . . . . . . . Because it is not the first time to be beaten, the psychological defense line collapsed earlier than the first time. I feel that my brother was beaten harder than the first time, and I have to count myself. I should have no problem counting in my freshman year, but in this case, I feel very hard. My brother's board landed gently and forcefully on my ass, and the pain eroded every nerve of mine, and my brain almost stopped working. It's really hard to count accurately. 5th floor "Do you feel wronged when I hit you today? "The beginning of routine questioning means the end of punishment." No, brother, I don't feel wronged. "No, I have been wronged for a long time, but I dare not say." Your handwriting needs to be practiced. You will write 100 every day in the future. Do your best to write it after three days. If I think you haven't written carefully, the consequences will be very serious. I hope you will remember. "My brother told me." Yes, brother, I remember. "I can't forget it if I want to." I hit you today. Do you know where you were wrong? "I always ask this question." I know, I didn't finish punishing my brother. "A small mistake made me cry and cry, which is cruel enough. I was going to report him to my father. " I hope you can learn this lesson today, and understand that what I said will never be discounted in the future. You must absolutely obey and fully abide by it in the future. "Smelly big man, rotten pig, let dad beat you up." Yes, brother, I remember. I won't dare to do it again. Thank you for your teaching. "I was wronged for perfection." There is another important point. I used to hit you, but I hit you today, including those who hit you later. I can't let a third person know except you and me. If mom and dad know about this, you will be punished ten times as much as today. Remember. "My brother's warning immediately dismissed my plan to sue him. I dare not take such a risk. " I won't. My brother taught me the right lesson. I am convinced and have no objection. "Not without objection, but without objection." Clean up and go to bed. "My brother gave me an order, but I was hard to move." What happened? Let me repeat it. "When my brother saw that I didn't move, he said." I can't move, man. "I looked at my brother with tears in my eyes." Except tonight, don't clean, go to bed immediately. "Brother made an exception." Dude, I can't move. Can I lie on the coffee table? "I really can't move. I feel a tingle when I move. My brother feels a little embarrassed, too, because I am a big girl and mature. Now I can't put on my pants naked, and my brother doesn't help me well. My brother left the living room and came back, holding a big towel in his hand, wrapped me up from the waist down, then carried me back to my room and gently put me on the bed. At this time, I felt that he was very annoyed, and then I leaned the stick against my computer desk. " If you can get out of bed, put away the sticks. "Brother said, help me to cover the quilt, turn off the lights and leave. In the next few days, my brother cooked at home. Every time I have dinner, he puts food by my bed. I was so miserable that I couldn't sleep all night. My brother didn't say a word of concern, and my little affection for him disappeared. Life in those days was really very hard, but no matter how hard it is, it will always pass. After lying in bed for three days, I began to study. In order not to let Yaya find out that I was spanked by my brother, I can only pretend that my physiological period is up, I can't move much, and I can only sit on a stool and rest. Hehe, it's just asking for trouble to find out this reason later. However, life is getting better every day, and my ass is getting healthier every day. I write 100 words every day, but I still can't write well. But my brother didn't punish me for writing seriously. As for what my brother said about helping me with my English, things in his company were delayed. Of course, I won't remind him. I don't allow myself to live a stressful life. I am always relaxed. My brother once said, "If a person thinks he is smart, he will make mistakes. "I never thought I was smart, but trouble came to me. I was called to the office by the dean. " Since at least three professors said that you dozed off in class, I hope you can explain it to me. "The head of the department is an old woman in her thirties who is not married. The old woman's temper is elusive. What can I explain? If I don't understand it, I will feel bored and sleepy. Not every university professor will interfere with students who doze off, and sometimes skipping classes will not be prosecuted. One of my male classmates often skipped classes and never got caught. What is unfair is that he actually succeeded in the postgraduate entrance examination, but a good student like me who attends classes every day failed and cried. " Sorry, I'll pay attention. "Besides, I don't know what to say." Attention? This situation is not a day or two. People who don't know how to respect others are not qualified to sit in a university classroom at all. "An old woman is an old woman, bitter and thin." Sorry, I'll pay attention to it later. "I looked at my shoes and said, imagining throwing my shoes in her face." No, I want to call your parents. "The old woman began to open the drawer and look for the contact number of the parents of the students." Chief, I'll pay attention to it in the future. My parents are very busy, and I am not a pupil. I don't need to find my parents easily. "My heart suddenly became angry, annoying woman. The phone is dialed. . . "..." I can't hear my brother, I can only hear what the director said. " Hello, I'm looking for XXX's parents? "The dean said ..." "Brother? I don't look for her brother, I look for her parents. "I can't wait to tear off my phone and throw it into the sewer." ... ""Since your parents are not here, forget it. I am the dean of her department. I'll call your parents later. ""... ""What's the use of telling you? Will you tell your parents? ....., if you can really say it, tell your parents and take good care of xx's study. "This nasty old woman bears a grudge against me. I had to drag my heavy feet home. When I got home, my brother had already gone home. Usually my brother won't come back so early. " Dude, I'm back. "I barely smiled and pretended not to know anything." Hmm. "My brother responded to me before I dared to enter my room." Come here. "Brother call me. I can only stand beside my brother with trepidation, and the conversation begins like this. " The director called and said that you were not doing well at school. "I listened quietly and didn't speak." But she didn't speak ill of you. I hope you can tell me in detail, because I am very interested to know. "I looked at my brother from the side and looked at his sexy thin lips and spoke softly. My brother is actually a handsome man, but also a deep and dangerous man. "I ... Of course I would like to tell my brother that I dozed off in class. "I declare implicitly." Why? Because you don't get enough sleep? "My brother's tone sounds very concerned about me, and what my brother said reminds me that I can't tell my brother that I want to sleep because I am too bored." Well, I don't get enough sleep. "I also keep a look of innocence.
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