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Swearing.

1, your appearance will not only affect the city appearance, but also interfere with the signal.

As a rare species, you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal.

3. Don't mess with me, don't mess with me, don't mess with me, don't mess with me, don't fall into my hands, I'll kill you.

You son of a dead turtle, were you drunk by Sanlu?

It's true that your mother feels so noble with an empty face that has been splashed with sulfuric acid.

6. You are really awesome! I have acted in several famous TV stations! For example, the large intestine in Dachangjin, the excrement in Qin Shihuang, the branches in Mount Tai, and the lice in the Lion King.

7. I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.

I forgot that there is another Martian in the universe. Where are you from?

9. Her family is poor, traffic basically depends on walking, communication basically depends on shouting, heating basically depends on shaking, and public security basically depends on dogs. What did you say?/Sorry? It's really embarrassing in public.

10, sister, it's L 'Oré al Paris, you deserve it!

1 1, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were killed by a stick.

12, you shameless thing, no, you have no face. Put yourself in your position and talk to me. Don't take yourself too seriously.

13, why are you dumb? Why do you stutter when you talk to me?

14, you are all anxious now, always afraid and powerless. What's the point of you still living in this world?

15, the wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!

16, damn it, did the sow drink too much urine?

17. You can't divorce him unless you wait on me. Please please me, maybe I can give you this loser.

You are so stupid! You can see a shit fool at a glance!

19, your sister and I got married, and the earth-shaking sister called the bed; She said she was so happy that she had to be her husband!

20. Why don't you understand my original intention of hitting you?

2 1, it must be a purebred pig after pairing with the old sow.

22. I have a golden hoop. Your mother thinks about it every day. A gun that won't fall will make your mother scream!

23. People say you look like S, but I don't think so. I felt that you looked like B, and as a result, the two sides quarreled. As a result, you are an idiot!

24 years old, yo ... have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

Although you dress like a dog, you are still very likable.

26. As soon as I saw you, I knew that Xifeng had company. The old fat pig was slaughtered, you knife-bitten goods.

27. Standing and not standing, sitting and not sitting, the whole person is on the right track.

28. When the game is on G, son, go back and see if your mother is at home. If she is not at home, she will drive G to death.

29, you are really not smart enough, and your nose is like an old fritter; Eyes like red pepper; Eyebrows are like two knives walking on both sides; It seems that the crab fainted.

30. Your language of displacement has long been broken by my attack.

3 1, a scum like you deserves to be killed.

I called you an animal and insulted it. Knowing you is the biggest failure in my life, and it is also an unforgivable fault in my life.

33. Don't crowd you two. The whole world in Wang Zi calls you a bully.

34, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

35. If you want to be a bitch and go to another planet, I'll come to see you and find someone to fuck you once.

36. Do you believe that I will blow your head off, break your legs, break all your ribs, and then dig you into a Basse flowerpot to let you know what a vegetative state is, no, a vegetative rat.

37. When you are the monitor, you just shoot the teacher's horse well.

38. Did you fart today or something? His head is as big as B, and he was born with 2B.

39. Give you a little face and you won't know what you are?

40. I treated you with delicious food, but you didn't eat at all. When I took out a pack of dog food and fed it to the dog, you grabbed it.

4 1, you should be awarded a nb contribution award for blowing Niu B that big.

You have Sandy Lam's eyes, Zheng Zhihua's mouth, Jackie Chan's nose and Ng Man Tat's mouth.

43. Your brain really needs a good wash, and so does your mean thoughts!

44. Why do you put a broom on your head? Are you afraid that lightning won't find you?

45, you are a wimp from an alien. Ask a doctor to check your brain to see if your brain is damaged!

46. Are those two light bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!

47. The early bird has breakfast, and the late bird has dinner.

48. You are afraid of wasting bullets when shooting, and you are afraid of dirty bricks when shooting with bricks.

49. You said it was not waiting for you to turn over, but the salted fish turned over, or the salted fish.

50. Others will feel stupid when they play dumb. You don't have to play dumb, others think you are stupid.

5 1, people who are bitten by dogs won't get their dogs back, but you shameless dog, I've really only seen this one in my life.

52. Don't pretend to be forced from here. When dad came out to hang out, you were still playing with the mud in his eggs. Don't pretend to be arrogant in front of dad.

53. Look at your coquettish appearance. You were born a bitch. Did your mother give birth to you?

You can't do anything he says. The sows are all in the tree.

55. Without me, your mother's B is locked. Stay with me, your mother's b will breathe fire!

56. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to continue to live.

According to my observation, your mother should be a donkey and your father should be a turtle, right?

58. The threat you left to mankind is so great that the police can't do anything about you.

59. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

60. Your primary school buys goods from 18. Don't shout here.

6 1, your father abused your mother today.

62. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

63. You look strange and confused, and I can't help sighing at the magic of your parents.

64. If you steal money today, you will steal others tomorrow. Sure enough, dogs can't change and eat shit.

65. I don't know if there is a dog who will take this shit from you.

Your mother went for a walk in the zoo and you were born.

67. I really want to kick your face and give you a 95% band-aid.

68. I'm not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid of getting Nike on my feet.

69. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

70. I really want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

7 1, calling me shameless? You really want a face. I've never met anyone who wants a face more than you. How many layers of faces are needed!

72. I really regret that I didn't pat you in the toilet and wash you away directly with water!

I have never seen such an ugly deskmate.

74. It's nothing to look like a meat bun. After all, I have no appetite after reading it. If the dog ignores it, it is really a personality problem.

75. I said you are a pig, so you are a pig. You are a pig, so I say you are a pig.

76. You should be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't have grown so big.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

78. Your head is naughty, and your head looks naughty.

79. Swearing: heartbroken and indigestion.

80. Do you still remember what Tang Priest said? People and goblins are born of mothers, and life is not necessarily human. So you are a shemale.