79 sentences are recommended for funny internal injuries.

1. You can't go back and make the same mistake again. You have to move on. If you want to make mistakes, you will make new ones.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school; If I come out, I will go back to sleep.

I need a boyfriend now, and then I will be green, which will make me miserable, make me angry, earn a lot of money, and finally win the Gao Fushuai and reach the peak of my life.

In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

He is worth tens of millions, owning countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since he lost his QQ number, he has nothing.

7. Thank those who knocked me down. Lying down is really comfortable.

8. What can be shouted out loudly is truth, and what can be heard far away is fat people.

9. My mother often tells me: When looking for a partner, don't just look at the looks of others, but also look at your own looks. Others are not blind. It's really a poke.

10, I didn't know until I was so old. I have so many choices when I buy things, just because I am poor!

1 1. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

12, the face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must.

13, there will be a road in the end, I can't stop it.

14, be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

15, you are my sleeping pill, but it only fails occasionally, giving me a headache.

16, don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly.

17, I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

18, some people say that 99% of things in the world can be solved with money, but what they don't say is that more money is needed to solve the rest 1%.

19, many things have to be digested by themselves, so the bigger you grow, the fatter you get.

20, reading is to talk to others calmly, fitness is to let others talk to you calmly.

2 1. They are used to criticizing you behind your back because they don't have the capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner, don't be afraid.

22. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, then don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

23. I usually read books because I am curious, and I read books before exams because I have a desire to survive.

24. Really eating goods, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

25. There are two egos in the world, one is intermittent hard work and the other is persistent depravity and indulgence.

26. The most unfortunate thing for boys is not to lose money, not to confess failure, not to be beaten, but to say hello to your aunt when your mother-in-law stands in front of you in the future.

27, talk about a love, one less friend.

28. When I was a child, I raised 100 yuan to buy a car. My boss said my money was fake. Nonsense, of course it's fake, and your car is not real.

29. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

I haven't understood math since I picked up the pen that fell to the ground in the first day of junior high school.

3 1, I like you.

No matter what kind of disaster you will have in the future, you will always be a hungry yellow in grandma's eyes.

33. What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

34. Overtime and sometimes forgetting to eat and sleep may be a sign of inefficiency and working ability.

35. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone really valued me.

36, don't think you have a Ximen Qing face, you can pursue elder sister, elder sister is not Pan Jinlian.

37. Xiansen, please take your hand away. Really, it stained my clothes.

38. Be my boyfriend, and I will protect you from my other boyfriends.

39. Does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be ashamed of the person who has a crush on me. Say your love!

40. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

4 1, I took care of your brother since I met your sister.

42. It is still very important to study hard at ordinary times, otherwise you will not dare to get high marks in the exam.

43. The three tragedies of the dinner: the person to be invited didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you. Only you were awake when you checked out.

You can refrain from looking for him, but you can't not reply when he looks for you.

45. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

46. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.

47. I am not from destruction. I just like hiding in the corner and watching your bad luck.

48. Don't talk about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, and I can surf and lie around at any time.

49. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

50. On the first day of school, it's not the homework, it's the reason, right?

5 1, life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

52. There are often pictures of women's heads leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas, which look particularly beautiful, so I tried it shyly when I took the bus and almost got a concussion.

53. The obstacle to life is the valley of death. It's over, and there are new hurdles waiting for you.

54. I often wet the bed when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up.

55. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

56. Talking to the person I like is like talking to God. You said they never responded.

57. I felt special when I was a child. I didn't know it until I grew up. It's very common.

58. Don't say I'm immature. When I am mature, I will naturally fall from the tree.

59. As long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

60. Come and tell me if you like me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

6 1, * * is a profound knowledge, not everyone can try it casually, so you'd better stop trying in vain.

62. Girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of grey donkeys.

63. I beg you to be old, and don't lead me with inferior thread in the future. It breaks down every once in a while.

64. I used to think that people who rely on relationships must be very incompetent. After contact, I found that people are better than you.

If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

66. Taking a courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, you find that your child looks like Lao Wang next door.

67. It is more useful to say "no" than to say "hurry up" when urging a meal; It is more useful to say "look again" than "cheap" when bargaining; It is more useful to stay and say "go away" than "don't do this"

68. Remember, dear, the good-looking one is called coquetry, and the ugly one is called wild!

For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

70. Actually, I want to say that you are disgusting, but unfortunately there is no time to say it, because my sister threw up.

7 1, narcissism is not a crime. If you are infatuated with my brother, please line up behind me.

72. If you like a boy, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and pay more when he gets married.

73. I want to walk to you and to your bed.

74. You know that urban routines are deep, but you don't know that rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are more complicated.

75, the sky is gray, the eyes are boundless, and the days without money are too long!

76. Don't think I look good? If I were the most beautiful person in the world, I wouldn't have a crush on you.

77. I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, I will beat Shui Piao with these two dollars.

78. Look at your children. He is really sorry for his head, his head is sorry for his face, his face is sorry for his neck, and his neck is sorry for his body. You are a little fool!

79. You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?