Guo Degang He Yunwei "Learn to Dance" lines

Sorry! I only found Ma Zhiming's version of "Learning to Dance"~A: As a cross talk artist, do you focus on speaking?

B: Yes, it's language arts

A: But that's right In terms of body shape and performance, you all lack something. Look, I’ll tell you when I have time.

B: Tell me what you do

A: Can’t you tell?

B: Can’t tell

A: What does this figure mean?

B: Hmm?

< p>A: Can’t you tell?

B: It’s hard to tell

A: I’m a dancer

B: Oh, I’m a dancer

< p>A: They call me a dancer

B: Oh, back to the dancer

A: Hey~

B: Why didn’t I see you dance?

A: Nonsense! I’ll dance for you! Hum~ I’m older now and I was a kid~~

B: Oh~

A: I was a kid When I was young, the door opened very early for dancing

B: Yes~

A: I was only 8 years old when I was very young

B: It was early enough

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A: Did I just pinch my breast when I was 8 years old?

B: Yes

A: When the adults saw it, don’t eat it, don’t eat it and come to dance

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B: Alas, you didn’t pinch your breasts until you were 8 years old

A: I like to eat this, do you care?

B: Hey, who cares? You eat, eat, eat...

A: I don’t dance much now that I’m in my fifties

B: Oh, I don’t dance anymore

A : Occasionally, I give demonstrations to others

B: Oh, I am a teacher

A: Teach students

B: OK

A: Mainly giving lectures

B: Yes

A: But I rarely give lectures in China

B: Oh, you have been abroad< /p>

A: I often go abroad

B: Oh, where have I been abroad?

A: Oh, that’s too many

B: Please tell me

A: What is Britain/America/France

B: Oh

A: Europe/Africa/Austria

B: Yes

A: India/Myanmar/Turkey Pakistan/Hungary

B: Yes

A: And Mexico/Hawaii Uganda/Burundi Guinea/Somalia Chile/Brazil, Egypt, Japan/Germany/Italy, these countries

Countries...

B: Been to all of them

A: Never been to any of them< /p>

B: Hey... (reacted) What are you talking about if he didn’t go!!

A: No one is left behind, they all go there often

B: Oh, you often go to these countries

A: Getting old

B: Oh

A: But I can’t stand for a long time

B: Ah

A: Resident

B: Yes

A: It’s the UK

B: Oh, yes The UK has the longest stay

A: England

B: Hey, it’s called that

A: Lived there the longest

B: OK

A: Well, the British customs and customs

B: Ah

A: Living habits

B: Yes

A: I know everything

B: Oh

A: We go there often

B: Yeah< /p>

A: I am not bragging to you

B: Oops!

A: We have money, we have that pound, and we often spend it

< p>B: Yes

A: Well, British restaurants are very particular!

B: Oh?

A: It’s not the ordinary small restaurant you go to. It’s not that one

B: Oh haha

A: That big restaurant looks like a big garden from the outside

B: Yes

A: There is a big disk when you enter the door

B: Oh, the big disk

A: The big disk with bricks

B: Hmm~~

A: The water is flowing out at the same time~

B: That’s called watering, that’s a fountain!

A: There is a revolving door when you step up the steps.

B: Yes, there is such a door.

A: It looks like a spinning wheel. You have to enter one by one.

B: Yes

A: The two of them bump into each other's feet together

B: How novel

A : There is the British waiter after entering

B: Ah

A: That’s the waiter

B: Oh, right

A: Come over and bow to me

B: How polite

A: We spend money

B: Yes

A : I don’t even look at him seriously

B: Yo?

A: I just use my side light to sweep in and ignore him

B: No, no, no, don’t look him in the eye

A: Yes

B: Just use the side light to sweep it away?

A: No Look

B: Alas

A: OK

B: Oops

A: A layman, this man is a layman, doesn’t he understand? Do you understand?

B: Oh, I’m still a layman

A: This is how we look at people

B: Ah

A : This is direct light

B: Oh, direct light

A: Direct light

B: Oh, oh

A: You want it Look at this as a sideshow

B: Look

A: Have you filled out the form?

B: Yes

A: Are there direct and collateral lines when filling out the form?

B: Ahhh

A: There are two bladders, look here, one here and one here

B: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you talking about? It’s called peripheral vision

A: It’s okay to have peripheral vision

B: It’s okay to call it peripheral vision

A: Aren’t I holding that cane?

B: A cane

A: What’s the cane for? I’m not a cane.

B: What are you doing?

A: It’s such a long stick

B: Ah

A: There’s a big round pimple on the head. That gentleman with status in England used this thing. Do you know?

B: Look, look

A: This is called Pai'er

B: Pai'er is good

A: Take it In the past

B; gave it to him

A: He didn’t want it if I gave it to him

B: Why then?

A: Yes Save it in the cloakroom

B: Oh, save it

A: He gave it back to me when I left

B: Oh, okay, okay

A: You can’t put on or take off your coat

B: Yeah~

A: Save it, oh, scarf

B: Ah

< p>A: Take it off

B: Hoohoho~ Hmm~

A: Gloves

B: OK

A ：Top hat

B: Hey

A: Mask

B: Huh?

A: Ear hat

B: Hi~~~` You are fully clothed, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what are you doing? You came here to take a shower, what are you doing?

A: The heater is hot in the big British restaurant Ah

B: Yeah

A: I have to take off my cotton waistcoat

B: OK

A: Cool down Quickly find a clean stool

B: There is a clean stool

A: Sit there and put on a new tablecloth

B: OK

A: Put on a napkin

B: Okay

A: Light a cigarette

B: Okay, still cool

A: (Learn the sound of a lighter)

B: Well, it’s time to change the flint

A: Go up

B: Go up? What are you serving?

A: Whiskey

B: Huh?

A: Brandy bread Bring some cloves of garlic for the jam

B: Hi~~ Oh, I really have yours

A: What’s the matter

B: This bread and jam is so weird Just garlic

A: What’s wrong?

B: What’s wrong? This doesn’t fit.

A: It doesn’t fit.

B : That’s not possible

A: Just eat it like this

B: Hmm?

A: Just eat the whole head of red garlic every meal, you know? The red-skinned garlic is peeled off, and I can’t swallow it after chewing it. Spicy

B: Oh

A: After chewing, spit it out and chew another piece. It will help

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B: What’s the use?

A: There is a dance hall next to the big restaurants in the UK

B: Oh, the dance hall

A: Yes That British young girl

B: Ah

A: Young girl, do you understand?

B: Young girl

A: Yes, I’m here to dance alone

B: Ah

A: I need to find a dance partner

B: Yes

A: You knew I was a dancer

B: Oh

A: Take a look at what I look like as a young man from a distance

B: Hey

A: You have to ask me to dance with her

B: Oh

A: She can’t dance well. You say you are refuting her face, but I don’t want to dance with her. It’s inappropriate not to dance

B: Yes

A: Just use this garlic tincture to tincture her

B: How to tincture

A: When she invited me, I burped at her, and she smelled it

B: Hey!! Oops, I asked you whether it was a loss or not

A: Mainly because they danced Not good

B: Oh, they can’t dance well

A: Oh no, no, no

B: Why are you so good at dancing?

A: This is what we do. I like you too

B: Why do you like me?

A: Accept a disciple and I will teach you

B : Where do you accept apprentices? Do I need your teaching? I already know how to dance

A: Can you dance?

B: How fresh?

A: You are so special

B: Why are you talking nonsense

A: Let me test you

B: How can you do the test?

A: Tell me

B: What are you talking about

A: What is the ballroom really like

B: Hi Is there any dance club here?

A: You haven’t been there, so you can’t tell.

B: Who said that? As soon as you enter the big glass door, there are flashing traffic lights on top, and the bottom is waxed. There is a circle of small sofas around the floor

There is also a small band playing there and it starts dancing

A: Small band?

B: Ah< /p>

A: The small band is not like the one-stringed band in your folk art troupe...it’s all foreign music

B: Oh no, no, no, that’s called Western music

A: Oh~

B: Piano, accordion and violin?

A: There is a band conductor

B: There is one

A: Yes

B: Yes

A: Holding a sharp wooden stick, wearing a suit and leather shoes with a large back

B: Beautiful

A: Listen to him

B: Yes

A: Are you ready

B: Are you ready

A ：预备~ 齐! 当当那个里格儿隆嘀咚啊~~

乙：哦不不不不不..停停停停停... 啊他得是舞曲啊

A: Come on

B: Give me an example

A: Ahhh

B: Skating Waltz

< p>A: Oh

B: Ding~dah~ Dang~ Dah Deng~ Deng Deng~ Dah Deng Deng~ Dang

Dai Di Deng~

A: Bounce, scratch, bounce, scratch...

B: Yeah? OK

A: Is there a board or not?

B: If that’s okay, how about dancing a ballroom dance for all of us here today? Can you dance?

A: Come on

B: Come

A: Just dance

B: Let’s do it

A: Ah

B: Learn one Learn from this big man and big girl

A: How can you still be a big boy and a big girl

B: Of course, dancing requires one male and one female

A: One male and one female?

B: Ah

A: My male

B: Uh-huh?

A: The big man

B: You are the big man wherever you are

A: What’s the matter

B: Generally speaking

A: Ah

B: This man is a little taller than this woman. Look, it’s useless. Look, don’t lift your feet. This is a natural disaster and there’s no way to save it.

A: Oh, because I am a little shorter than you

B: Much shorter

A: I’m trying to be a girl

B: I’m confusing a girl< /p>

A: It’s the eldest daughter

B: Yes

A: Oh, it’s the eldest daughter this time

B: It’s the eldest daughter

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A: Oh, it’s right, I’m here to be a big girl

B: What’s wrong

A: I look charming

B: Yeah Yeah, yeah, you're still charming

A: I'll be a big girl

B: I'll put on makeup for you

A: Put on makeup

B: Hey~

A: Comb it into a short braid

B: Hey, no need, no need

A: Comb it into a shorter braid< /p>

B: Hey, did you see it here?

A: What’s wrong?

B: I have a handkerchief here

A: What's the use of a handkerchief?

B: This handkerchief is just like a gauze scarf

A: Yo

B: After putting it on, we can Men and women are separated

A: Oh, there is a difference

B: That’s right

A: OK

B: You sit on the sofa and wait

A: Where are you sitting? Where are you sitting?

B: Ah

A: Where are you sitting?

B: Sit on the sofa

A: Sit on the sofa

B: Ah

A: The sofa is comfortable

B: That’s right

A: There isn’t one here

B: Huh?

A: Move a sofa backstage

B: Where can I get it? You move here

A: Let me sit on the sofa

B: This is not a performance, just squat down here and make gestures

A: Squat down

B: Hey

A: Like this

B: By the way, hey, I said you, you are not sitting on the sofa

A: Don’t I squat down?

B: Have you seen a sofa? It has a backrest. Lean back a little bit.

A: Lean back a little. Son

B: Lean back and walk more comfortably. This is called sitting on the sofa.

A: This sofa is more tiring than standing.

B: Come on, let’s make do with this condition

A: Come on

B: Come (learn music) beep~da-da~dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah Deng Deng~ Di Dai Di Deng~ Miss please dance

A: (nuzzled)

B: What's wrong with this lady please dance

A: (Ignore)

B: Who has offended her? Is this okay? The other generation of the monkey's eye is another dingtang... My hometown lives in Huaguo Mountain. Turn on the light, open the strings and take one... Wow!

A: (Somersault)

B: Who brought the monkey in?

A: This

It’s not like you’re playing monkey

B: Are you a talker? Do you understand the rules of dancing?

A: There are rules for dancing?

B: Of course. I'm here to salute you, you stand up and return the salute, and we start dancing and talking at the same time

A: Oh

B: We can still have a date.

A: Can we have a match?

B: Of course

A: Impossible!

B: Then Come again

A: Come on

B: It’s really... (learning music) Di~ da da~ Dang~ Da Di~ Da Di~ Da Da Deng~ Didi Dai Di Deng~

A: Bengcacacabengcaca... What is your surname

B: My surname is Jia

A: What is your name

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B: Jia Daya

A: What is this name? Who gave it to him? What an unpleasant name Jia Daya is.

B: My father gave it to you. It doesn’t matter, let’s just make do with it

A: Bounce, wipe, jump, wipe… How old are you?

B: 38

A: What are you doing

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B: Playing cotton

A: Got married

B: Not yet

A: It’s late enough, so you need to catch up Er tight

B: Hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.