Tell me something interesting at school.

There will always be naughty children in school who will make fun of them. It makes people happy, so let's introduce the funny jokes of the school.

First, you didn't respond to every word I wrote for you.

Second, "Master, my name is Qi, my daughter-in-law is Liu, and my son is short of water. What should I name him? " "Qi Liuhai."

Thirdly, I hope that when I say good night to you, you can say, "chat for a while, just for a while."

Fourth, I wanted to turn my head and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect to laugh out a snot bubble.

Verb (abbreviation for verb) "Do you know what a warm man is?" "Central air conditioning!"

Six, lying in bed every night, if you don't make up a story, arrange the characters, close your eyes and start acting in your mind, you will definitely lose sleep.

Seven, in those years, there was a feeling called: "Go, go to the toilet!"

8. Why are deep-sea fish ugly? ""Because it's too dark to see anyone, let's just grow up.

Nine, "the feelings are weak" "Then you won't add salt."

Why don't you play basketball when you are so tall? Why don't you sell sesame cakes when you are so short?

Humorous and interesting talking phrases on campus.

Eleven, there is a kind of hand sliding called voice call.

Twelve, "No, my Nokia is broken" "Don't be ridiculous, how can Nokia be broken" "I accidentally put it under my homework" "Ah ..."

Thirteen, I watched my homework for a minute, then my mobile phone became jealous, and then I coaxed my mobile phone for an hour.

Fourteen, "You are my mineral water." "Why am I just mineral water?" "Because there won't be another bottle of mineral water."

Fifteen, "Why does the crab walk sideways?" "Using pliers is willful!"

Sixteen, many years later, when I was single, people always asked me if I still couldn't let him go.

I had a terrible dream last night. I dreamed that you were eating shit and told you not to eat it. Why did you hit me? "

Eighteen, people like me who don't even know a few famous brands sometimes don't even notice that others are showing off their wealth.

Wen Er: "The questioner and the headmaster fell into the water" "You have a brick in your hand" "Who did you hit?" I'll hit anyone who fucking saves lives.

Twenty, the woman asked Ma Haoxuan what she wanted to be when she grew up. Cheney Chen said silently, "Fight zombies."