A super tongue twister

1. Blackened fertilizers and ash will volatilize and turn into ash. Flowers will fly back; ash and gray fertilizers will volatilize and turn into ash.

2. There is a painter in the seventh lane and a tinsmith in the west lane. The painter in Qixiang used the tin from the tinsmith in Xixiang, and the tinsmith in Xixiang took the paint from the painter in Qixiang. The painter in Qixiang was angry that the tinsmith in Xixiang used paint, and the tinsmith in Xixiang ridiculed the painter in Qixiang for taking the tin.

3. The Cowherd loves Liu Niang, and Liu Niang loves the Cowherd. Cowherd misses Liu Niang every year, Liu Niang falls in love with Cowherd every year, and Lang Niang Niang comes to his mother to fall in love with Lang.

4. The old dragon is angry and makes trouble with the old farmer, and the old farmer is angry and makes trouble with the old dragon. The dragon is angry when the farmers are angry with the farmers, and the dragon is angry when the farmers are angry and the dragon is afraid of the farmers.

5. The Lama and the Mute. From the south came a mute with a trumpet tied to his waist; from the north came a lama with a mammoth in his hand. The lama who was carrying the mammoth wanted to exchange the mammal for the trumpet of the mute who was wearing a trumpet; the mute who was wearing a trumpet was unwilling to exchange his trumpet for the lama who was carrying the mammoth. I don’t know whether the mute with the trumpet trumpeted the lama holding the mammoth; or the lama holding the mammoth hit the mute with the trumpet. The lama went home to stew the mammoth, and the mute played the trumpet.