Talk about selling your humor.

1, good news, I sold it at a low price on Valentine's Day, and it was sold at a low price.

If life betrays me, I hope it is because of my weight.

3. What is success? Ma Yun didn't have a chance to see this. Tell me you saw it.

I keep telling myself that I will die if I eat too much, but it turns out that I am not afraid of death.

If a man calls you back after playing a game, remember never to compete with this pit.

6. When will you have an affair? I'm still waiting outside the wall.

I want to be your heart in my next life. If it bothers me, I won't jump.

8, the little girl is incompetent, and she can't slap her son's lover and change it.

9, sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, I have no brains, and I'm so cute.

10 I deleted all the ugly ones on the list, and the rest were even uglier.