Shi Shengjie's lines from "My Deskmate"

Sun Chen: Oh, Shi Shengjie, Shi Shengjie; Sun Chen, Sun Chen still knows me, Shi Shengjie, after so many years of separation. How could I forget you? We are old classmates. Sun Chen was a child. Do you still remember this? Shi Shengjie, I remember it clearly. We were in the same class in elementary school. We did homework together. After we finished our homework, we played house. When you came back, I would draw a beard on you and you could pretend to be a grandpa. I was short at that time. The fat old man pretended to be his grandson, Sun Chen. He also had a female classmate named Xiaoxia. Shi Shengjie pretended to Sun Chen that my daughter-in-law would be your grandma. Shi Shengjie was right. As a child, she was just playing Shi Shengjie, and she was still playing like one. At that time My classmates said that we are a good match for each other. Sun Chen and everyone talked about Shi Shengjie like this. What if she really marries me? Shi Shengjie? ! No, Sun Chen. I mean she left a profound influence on me. If she becomes an actress, she will definitely be the big star Shi Shengjie. Don’t brag for Xiaoxia. There is an actor in our class. You can’t even imagine it. Who is Sun Chen? Shi Shengjie Dawei Sun Chen Dawei? Shi Shengjie Dawei, have you forgotten that he has a big face, big eyes, and talks a little loudly? Sun Chen has a big tongue? Shi Shengjie, why can’t you remember? When we were young, we had a text called: In front of and behind the house, sow melons and beans, sow melons and you will get melons, and sow beans and you will get beans. Sun Chen had this article that Ashi Shengjie Dawei read aloud. The classmates were very happy with how Sun Chen read it aloud. of? Teacher Shengjie In front of and behind the house, you sow melons and beans, and you will get melons and beans. ) Sun Chen Xiaoxia still calls him Zangdou Shi Shengjie It’s him, now he’s great, he’s become a big singer Sun Chen It’s just his tongue? Shi Shengjie used his strengths to avoid weaknesses and performed well. How did Sun Chen perform? Shi Shengjie, let me learn from you. Ladies and gentlemen, good evening, Mrs. Boss. Sun Chen is about to serve dinner. The bowls are all hot. Shi Shengjie, on this beautiful and warm night, I will offer you some powerful songs. Sun Chen is also here. Great song, Shi Shengjie, the lighting engineer gives the light, the sound engineer cooperates, the audience applauds, the band cooperates, one, two, three, four. My heart is waiting, forever waiting, my heart is waiting, forever waiting, my My heart is waiting, forever waiting, my heart is waiting, waiting. Do you hear Big Tongue? Sun Chen, oh my, this song is really suitable for my emotional tongue. After Shi Shengjie’s family was growing beans, he even received thousands of dollars in tips for labor and now he has even bought a car. Sun Chen couldn’t tell it at all when he was a child. Shi Shengjie There are too many things our elementary school classmates can’t see when they grow up. Sun Chen, what are you doing with that coward in our class? Shi Shengjie, timid? Sun Chen, the timidest girl Shi Shengjie Oh, look at the cowardly classmate Sun Chen who was covering his eyes while bleeding. Right Shi Shengjie became a surgeon. Sun Chen, ah, became a surgeon? Shi Shengjie took the scalpel and clicked it to make someone’s belly Sun Chen Hey, okay, he’s promising. Shi Shengjie You’re brave now Sun Chen Hey, where’s that little speaker in our class? Shi Shengjie Small trumpet? Sun Chen is the girl who loves to tell stories. Shi Shengjie. She speaks very quickly. Sun Chen. Silver-shaped mouth. Shi Shengjie. That little trumpet. Sun Chen. What is she doing? Where is Shi Shengjie at the paging station? Where is Sun Chen at the paging station? Hello, Mr. Shi Shengjie. Sir, what number are you sending? Sir, please leave a message. Sir, leave your full name. Sir, please hang up. Where can I send the message? Sun Chen, okay? She is suitable for this. Shi Shengjie, this is her strength. Sun Morning, right? Hey, what is the decimal point for in our class? Shi Shengjie Decimal point? Sun Chen: Right about the decimal point. Shi Shengjie is the decimal point Sun Chen who made the wrong decimal point when he was doing arithmetic problems when he was a child. Ah, Shi Shengjie failed the exam and secretly changed the fractions by himself. The decimal point Sun Chen changed so much that he looked like it. What did he do? Shi Shengjie is in the Bureau of Statistics, and Sun Chen is the head of the Bureau of Statistics. Shi Shengjie is completely different now from before. He often leads cadres to conduct in-depth investigations and research at the grassroots level. The statistical figures are extremely accurate and he is rated as local. Top ten public servants. Sun Chen: Ouch, this has changed too much. Shi Shengjie: Well, Sun Chen: Hey, what is Xiaoxia doing? Shi Shengjie wants to know Xiaoxia's situation.

Sun Chen wants to know, Shi Shengjie, eh, that classmate next to Xiaoxia, have you forgotten about him? Sun Chen, no, Shi Shengjie, how could you forget him? 2Sun Chen 2? Oh, Shi Shengjie, who always follows Tilitulu behind others, and dirty Sun Chen, who looks silly. Shi Shengjie is not stupid now. Sun Chen, what’s the matter? Shi Shengjie became the chairman. Sun Chen became the chairman. Shi Shengjie opened his own company and made a fortune. Sun Chen, right? Shi Shengjie, um, Sun Chen. Then you have to have a meal with him. Shi Shengjie, I haven’t seen my old classmate for many years. It’s okay to have a meal. Sun Chen, is it easy to find a place where he lives now? Shi Shengjie tells you, it’s easy to find. After leaving the city and walking north, I passed by a lawn. Surrounded by green trees, there was a private courtyard. Sun Chen was living in a villa there? Shi Shengjie was very impressive. He had a large courtyard wall more than two meters high. There were watchtowers around the wall. At night, the searchlights were brightly lit. The big iron gate was closed more often and opened less often. There was a single room in ××, and Sun Chen was squatting there. He went in. With Shi Shengjie, he couldn't help but go in. What happened to Sun Chen? Shi Shengjie was always slow to get the money. One moment he would take advantage of the policy, and the other he would find a void in the law. How could he add up the money? , but he slipped and fell into it. Sun Chen was all using money to make trouble for Shi Shengjie. Hey, if you want to arrest 2, you must know who the policeman is, Sun Chen. Shi Shengjie 3, Sun Chen 3? Shi Shengjie 3Have you forgotten? Sun Chen 3 When Shi Shengjie was a child, we played house with Xiaoxia. 2 and 3 went to play police and catch the thief Sun Chen. At that time, 2 pretended to be the policeman and 3 pretended to be the thief. Shi Shengjie was right. When we were young, 2 always caught 3 Sun Chen. Yes, Shi Shengjie has grown up. 3 became a policeman, 2 committed a crime, and 3 arrested 2. Sun Chen, okay, these two are transferred. Shi Shengjie’s classmates all feel sorry for Sun Chen. Hey, this time you should Let’s talk about Xiaoxia’s teacher’s victory over Jiexing. Did the classmates next to Xiaoxia forget it? Sun Chen, no, the one you mentioned is 2. Shi Shengjie Xiaoxia, that’s the one on Xiaoxia’s left side, I said it’s on the right side. Sun Chen, I don’t remember Shi Shengjie Xiao Shitou, that’s the one who is particularly good at painting. Sun Chen Oh, I also painted Xiaoxia's portrait of Shi Shengjie. His paintings have won awards across the country. Sun Chen's biggest ideal is to be Qi Baishi. Shi Shengjie is the little stone. Chen's photo is far from ideal. Shi Shengjie, I don't think so. I participated in a speech contest on a TV station a few days ago and talked about it. Sun Chen, Shi Shengjie's speech was good, and the action design was interesting. Sun Chen, how did you design it? of? Shi Shengjie I will teach you Sun Chen, you can learn from Shi Shengjie Dear leaders, when I was a child, my ideal was to be Qi Baishi. When I grew up, I became a cleaner. Some people say that the ideal and the reality are too far apart. I said, no, Qi Baishi and the cleaner are the same, thank you Sun Chen, why are they the same? When Shi Shengjie was young, my ideal was to use a small brush to paint a beautiful tomorrow on the canvas. Sun Chen, Shi Shengjie, today I am using a big brush to paint a beautiful today on the big canvas of the city. So, I say Qi Baishi and Clean The work is the same! Thank you all. I have finished my speech. Sun Chen’s ideal realm has been sublimated in reality. Shi Shengjie’s classmates all admire Xiao Shitou. Sun Chen has introduced so many old classmates. You have to introduce Xiaoxia. Shi Shengjie Xiao. Xia is really not easy to talk about Sun Chen. You don’t know her well. Shi Shengjie. My son is very familiar with him. Sun Chen. This Xiaoxia is Shi Shengjie. My child’s mother, Sun Chen, married him. I’m going to look at each one one by one. A typed one. With support! ! (I’m about to vomit blood-.-)