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Laugh at the villain and feel avenged.

1, don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

2. The abandoned baby of the snowman on Mount Everest and the murderer of the septic tank blockage.

3. Why cover your face with your ass?

When you were born, did your mother think you were ugly and gave you plastic surgery every day, which failed.

5. What do you say you look like? When you see you, you are scared to take refuge in the Buddha.

6. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

7. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

8. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

9. Bitches are always bitches. Even with inflation, you can't be expensive!

10, see you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

Your mother didn't teach you to have a clean soul.

12, cow dung is cow dung. No matter how fragrant you are, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling. . .

13, the back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach.

14, I thought you should have graduated from primary school at your age. Unexpectedly, your IQ is even lower than that of a three-year-old child. It really embarrassed your parents.

15, your big thick nerve, really 10 thousand volts can't kill you!