The advantages and disadvantages of smoking?

To ask about the advantages and disadvantages of smoking, everyone has talked a lot about the disadvantages of smoking, and I have nothing new. Now I want to talk about three "benefits" of smoking:

Three "benefits" of smoking:

First, "anti-theft", because smoking hurts the lungs and always coughs, even at night. So once a thief comes home at night, someone at home has been coughing, thinking that the owner is not asleep, afraid to start, so he has to slip away; Second, "Mosquitoes don't bite". People who smoke often smell of tobacco oil, and mosquitoes generally don't bite in summer. Third, "when people are old, dogs dare not bite." People who smoke tend to stoop earlier. Dogs are afraid of bending over when they bite. They are afraid that people will bend down to pick up something and hit them, so people who bend down generally dare not bite.

Three "benefits" of smoking:

First, "anti-theft", because smoking hurts the lungs and always coughs, even at night. So once a thief comes home at night, someone at home has been coughing, thinking that the owner is not asleep, afraid to start, so he has to slip away; Second, "Mosquitoes don't bite". People who smoke often smell of tobacco oil, and mosquitoes generally don't bite in summer. Third, "when people are old, dogs dare not bite." People who smoke tend to stoop earlier. Dogs are afraid of bending over when they bite. They are afraid that people will bend down to pick up something and hit them, so people who bend down generally dare not bite.

Finally, I still want to persuade my friends who smoke. Although smoking has these three "benefits", it is still not so bad. Better not smoke! I hope you can understand the purpose of this big discussion in Wukong Q&A column and the goodwill of commentators. If you quit smoking, I believe your body will be healthier, your spirit will be fuller and your family will be more harmonious and happy tomorrow! Quitting smoking as soon as possible is good for yourself, your family and society!