Humorous sentences lose weight

Humorous sentences to lose weight are as follows:

1, if a person can't even repair his own fat, how can he repair other people's hearts!

I don't think it's necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and there is still a four-month warming-up period!

Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight.

The most repulsive thing in the world is your flesh and blood. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!

The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

7. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

8. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

9. The word "losing weight" only means scaring the flesh.

10, is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.