Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I can't speak with my mouth full of truth.

I can't speak with my mouth full of truth.

First, the greatest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you can't get when you are young.

Second, I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

Third, don't use your IQ to guess my behavior.

Fourth, what about being fat? Did you eat rice?

5. Has your IQ reached the level of prenatal education?

I understand the truth, but I am unreasonable.

Seven, long face, wipe your eyes, please see what a face is.

8. Who are you making that face with? Is the loan I owe you due or something?

Life is full of hardships and there are many people who embarrass me. Who are you?

Ten, now I, you don't cherish, later I, you can't afford it.

If the direction of life is wrong, stopping is progress.

Twelve, the road is still long, don't be too crazy, who will be brilliant in the future.

Thirteen, don't make fun of me if you can't fathom my temper.

Fourteen, it's the first time, why let you?

Fifteen, don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, pose and pretend to be 13.

Sixteen, is your own sun, do not rely on anyone's light.

Seventeen, I am me, crazy when I am happy, and safe when I am unhappy.

Eighteen, in the face of those who are hard-mouthed, either ignore it or fight back boldly.

Nineteen, you can have nothing, but never nothing!

Twenty, ordinary but not mediocre, simple but not simple life

Don't ask me why I hit you when I hit you in the face.

Twenty-two, if one day you die, it must be a base death.

Twenty-three, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.

I can give you a reason with a smile or tell you what the rules are.

25. No matter how awesome the co-pilot is, it is better to hold the steering wheel yourself.

Twenty-six, there is not much material, just rely on yourself.

Learn to be a strong girl, without affectation, hairlessness, cowardice, pride and life.

Twenty-eight, don't compare, don't expect. Quietly wait for tomorrow!

Twenty-nine, there is no need to look back who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

Thirty, why doesn't the country study bulletproof vests with your face?

Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

Thirty-two, not difficult, not difficult, not difficult.

33. Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.

The only constant in the world is that everything is changing.

35. I never swear Because I have better hands-on ability.

Thirty-six, "Why are you so strong?" "Will anyone sympathize with me when I am weak?"

Thirty-seven years old, the ideal is full and the reality is very skinny.

38. Never keep what you should give up and never let go of what you should cherish.

Forty, what brand of plastic bag are you? Can you hold it?

Forty-one, there is no princess's life, no princess's illness, but a queen's heart ~

Forty-two, don't play hard with me If you decide, show your courage.

Forty-three, too many smiling faces, habits are sick!

For better or worse, thank you for everything …

Forty-five, dust to dust, dirt to dirt, wave goodbye.

46. Isn't life just ups and downs, ups and downs?

47. I really envy your skin. It's well maintained.

Forty-eight, I taste the ups and downs myself, and I carry the joys and sorrows myself.

49. sprinkle a handful of rice on the keyboard, and the chicken will walk more coquettish than you.

Fifty, we walk too fast for our souls to keep up.

Fifty-one, you are really different from other sluts. You are just a bitch, not a slut.

Fifty-two, there is no one to help you fall, and there are many animals watching your jokes.

53. Simplify the complexity and make life easier.

Fifty-four, you are so good at wrangling. Come with me to work on the construction site.

202 1 talking about mood sentences: I understand all the reasons, but feelings are unreasonable.

1, I've heard of inspiration. I know everything. I also drink chicken soup, but I'm still stupid.

You have to admit that money can solve more than 95% troubles in your life.

3. It is said that girls only have four wishes: nothing for nothing, no learning and no skills, no harm in love and no obesity.

We feel unhappy because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others.

A lover who changes his mind is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

6. People are really strange. You can be depressed for a long time because of one sentence, or you can feel that the world is beautiful instantly because of one sentence.

7. Don't say whether it is suitable or not. 1 yuan lighter, or 1 million yuan cigarette.

8. We are all stubborn, none of us stay and one of us doesn't look back.

9. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

10, I understand the reason, but this thing of feelings is unreasonable.

Absolutely unreasonable fzl quotation

1, I chase it with Cupid's arrow, and you fly in a bulletproof vest!

2. Is your acting bad, or am I exposed too early?

3. Every ant has a home.

Who will bully you in the future? Let me destroy him on behalf of the moon.

Playing hide-and-seek when I was a child, I always waited for them to hide and went straight home.

6. Tell me who will bully you in the future, and I will beat you for him.

7. It is normal for a mad dog to bite you, but it is not normal for you to bite it.

I have never forgotten you, but you have never forgotten me.

9, rely on everyone to run, rely on the mountain to fall.

10 PLA uncle, why are you cuckolded?

1 1. I suggest that Japanese women be arrested and put into our male prison.

12, I just want to sleep, Zabi is old!

13, sister, what's the matter? I feel a little bloated. Be in a particularly good mood

14, I am the first knife, the first check, is it easy to push raw or new?

15. Blame me me for being too young. Because people can't see clearly.

16. Jianghu is sinister. If you can't do it, leave.

17, I don't know you very well. It's okay. Play the video. Be your TV. Press it and people will come out.

18, love is a bottomless pit, but I am not the Monkey King.

19, men and women are almost the same. It's just that men grow something.

20. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

2 1, when people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success. ...

22, the biggest wish is to eat all the delicious food.

23. The little earth is safe and doesn't need superman.

24. I haven't seen the red light since I bought insurance.

25. Don't think about me. You tried to wake me up when I was sleeping.

26. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

27, people will change, I am ever-changing.

28. Behind every successful man, there is a woman; Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

29, God bless, the final exam, no more, no less, just pass.

Talk about classic sentences: I understand all the reasons, and feelings are unreasonable.

1. For the rest of my life, snow is you, plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, tenderness in my heart is you, and eyes are you.

2. The happiest thing in the world is that the person you are waiting for is waiting for you, the person you care about is also caring for you, the person you think of is thinking of you, the person you love is also loving you, and the person you know knows you better!

3, we can quarrel, we can delete friends, but you can't help but understand my duplicity, my little temper, and you can't make up with me again.

We don't have a special story. We are just the luckiest accidents in each other's lives.

If you can give me the love of my life, I will definitely give you a company that will never give up.

I think if it's colder than Gao, you can't compete with me, but if I like you, you win.

7. Love is a matter for two people. One person can't be serious, while another person is playing singles.

8. Actually, it's simple to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.

9. The most beautiful love story is that your favorite person plans your future in Ta.

10, there will always be someone in your life who will let you know why you have no results with others.

1 1, a good play always begins with a grand finale; The right person always comes last.

12. No matter how good others are, it has nothing to do with me. No matter how bad you are, I like them.

13, all suitability is mutual accommodation and change of two people. There are no two people who are naturally suitable, and the best love is two people working in the same direction.

14. What is specificity? I didn't choose you. I chose you. If I choose you, I won't choose again. It will always be you.

15, I understand the reason, but it doesn't make sense to be emotional.