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In 211, I sent humorous text messages to rabbits born in 198s, which were made up by boys. If you are satisfied, you can add 8 points.

"Jade Rabbit blinks, and her luck is not shallow; Jade rabbit becomes warped tail, financial resources are like running water; Jade rabbit shakes her ears, and life is better; Jade rabbit jumps and laughs every year! Happy Year of the Rabbit! "

when the tiger is running, the rabbit is making trouble, and the worrying things lean to the side; Snow floats, flowers are pretty, and happy people receive good news; Parents live long, children are filial, and happiness is around. Happy New Year to you and your family!

In the Year of the Rabbit, I wish you: there are three caves with plenty of houses; Like to jump, jump high income; The bow is auspicious, and the neighbors are harmonious; Long ears receive happiness, and small mouths are blessed; When the Year of the Rabbit opens, everything wins! Happy Year of the Rabbit!

When the Year of the Rabbit arrives in He Xinchun, I send a text message to Yutu: In 215, Gufeng has a good harvest in all walks of life. If you laugh your lips off, who will sew them for you? Hahaha!

Rabbit ears are long and happy. Rabbit eyes are red and business is booming; Rabbit hair is warm, harmonious and happy; A rabbit's tail is short, but troubles go far. The Year of the Rabbit is awesome, and everything goes well!

White rabbit, with white ears up, is full of auspiciousness, wrapped in happiness, carrying the god of wealth, and skipping over with peace. Wish you: Happy New Year!

Brother Rabbit looks up and the stock market is Niu Niu; The rabbit hides the tail and the property price dives; The rabbit girl appeared and her income rose sharply; Bunny baby races, prices fall down. Daniel Rabbit: Good luck in the Year of the Rabbit!

Stand at the end of the Year of the Tiger and greet the beginning of the Year of the Rabbit. I wish you a smoother life, more happiness, thicker money and sweeter love in the new year. Finally, remember something and keep in touch with me.

"Please come to the Moon Palace to play, it's a long way; Ask Chang 'e to dance with you, without making decisions; Still send a text message to bless you, reliable; I wish you luck in the Year of the Rabbit, make a fortune in gold rabbits and enjoy the blessing of jade rabbits. "

bunny, please open the door. I want to come in. I won't open it unless I open it. I won't open it unless I receive the blessing. I will open the door when the blessing is sent. New Year's greetings have arrived! Best wishes for the Year of the Rabbit!

In the Year of the Rabbit, firecrackers were set off, and the spring was disturbed by the red envelopes. Take a bite of jiaozi's New Year greetings and say, I wish you a healthy and handsome rainbow rabbit, a jade rabbit in a peach blossom dream, and a sweet white rabbit! Happy new year!

New Year's blessing rabbits are really awesome. Golden-haired rabbits give you wealth, white rabbits give you health, Tusky gives you imagination, Benny rabbits give you happiness, Miffy rabbits give you influence, and rogue rabbits give you humor!

"run quickly, little white rabbit, or you'll be caught up by that turtle. Little white rabbit, you'll fly by leaps and bounds. Good luck in the New Year will make you intoxicated. Little turtle, you'll run with me and set off the firecrackers in the square!"

The Year of the Rabbit is coming, my single friend, I wish you find a rabbit prince or princess; Married friends, I hope you have a smart bunny, and if you have children, hee hee, I hope to have a rabbit grandson as soon as possible!

"tututu ... tututu ... tututu ... yes, it's not a tractor, it's Baby Yutu who has come to pay a New Year call to you! Brought you three things: health, health, or health. "

if you are hungry, make up a loaf of bread; If you are sleepy, go to bed early; Bored, miss the whole family, old and young; Usually, smile more; Take care of yourself when you are away from home; Going home safely is better than anything.

The rabbit's tail can't grow, and there is no trouble every day in the Year of the Rabbit; Rabbit's ears are long and long, and the year of the rabbit is happy every day; The rabbit's eyes are red as fire, and the year of the rabbit is full of good fortune. I wish you a happy and auspicious Year of the Rabbit!

Bless you for not being afraid of the soil, and send you an auspicious rabbit: scratch the rabbit's ear, and there are many good things; Touch the rabbit's head and live a comfortable life; Knead the rabbit's leg and get a monthly salary increase; Pinch the rabbit's tail, and be happy every day!

In the Year of the Rabbit, I was in a daze alone, but I was like Tusky with an expression in my heart: I wish you troubles will be gone, happy things will be brought, family affairs will be warmed by you, career will be heard by you, and everything will be happy.

during the new year, firecrackers are set off, and you and I laugh together, wearing new clothes and hats, and the branches of red apricots are full of spring. Drive Audi, wear Dior, and chew Oreo if you have nothing to do. Happy Chinese New Year!

The Year of the Rabbit has come. Let's learn from Comrade Rabbit: eat more radishes, be less angry, chew slowly to keep fit, run and jump frequently, and be alert and clear-sighted. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

The grass is beside the Qingqing River, and the jade rabbit comes to deliver the treasure. Give you a small red envelope and your salary will go up. Little Red Riding Hood for you, lucky strike. Give you a big red robe, and love will hold fast. The message was sent early, and I wish you a happy new year!

the rabbit pushes the eagle, and have a good trip! Rabbits eat grass, and God of Wealth comes! Rabbit race, lucky hug! The rabbit tickles, and the salary will rise! The rabbit has a nest and eats and drinks! Rabbits drink water, life is beautiful!

Plan for the Year of the Rabbit: Gold ingot in the left hand, cash cow in the right hand, photos taken by lucky strike, money stuffed into the bag, salary multiplied several times, beautiful women with a hood, special car when going out, promotion is still needed, and when greetings are sent out, a reply is bound to arrive.

whatever you think in the Year of the Rabbit will come; If you don't want to be a house slave, the house price will come down; When the child graduates, the rice bowl can come; On family reunion day, tickets can be bought; What is happiness? The Year of the Rabbit is coming. Happy new year!

The Year of the Rabbit is coming: one jumps for good health, two jumps for gold ingot, three jumps for laughing, four jumps for peaceful tune, five jumps for better life, six jumps for good luck, seven jumps for family happiness, eight jumps for good looks, nine jumps for good luck, and ten jumps for a happy New Year!

The festive season is approaching, and the Jade Rabbit is facing the wind, and the lucky stars are shining high, and the happiness is like a landslide. May your front teeth bask in the sun every day in the Year of the Rabbit, listen to the good news with your long ears, jump around and make money, and be happy for the New Year. Hi, cow, rabbit!

receiving urgent information from the moon, Yutu secretly descended to earth on New Year's Eve, and is expected to arrive on earth the next day. Chang 'e decided to send happiness and health to follow the Jade Rabbit quietly, so as to make it safe for the New Year. I wish the informant a happy Year of the Rabbit!

The little rabbit beat the big drum and sent the big tiger away. The white rabbit jumped to make you smile. Grey rabbit shook his head, not all out. The yellow rabbit puts on a pendulum and gets promoted quickly. Jade rabbit nodded, and the rich girl had a good harvest. Happy Year of the Rabbit!

When Tutu visits New Year, Bei Ni wishes pure and lovely people to be more handsome, Mifei wishes innocence to be more charming than flowers, Tusky wishes humor and humor to laugh at everyone, forget the naughty banter of rogue rabbits, and just raise your eyebrows and annoy rabbits to overwhelm the grass beside the nest!

children are not allowed to jump in the New Year, and rabbits are good at celebrating the New Year. The rabbit's eyes are red, the cause is red, the rabbit's ears are long and the money is Guang Guang, the rabbit's fluffy feelings are deep, and the rabbit's feet are short and full of money. I wish you a happier Year of the Rabbit and everything will be great.

Chang 'e said to Yutu: Yutu, go down to earth this year, bring youth and beauty to the leftover women, kindness and fraternity to the rich second generation, happiness and fairness to the poor second generation, and harmony and beauty to all corners of the world.

Jade Rabbit put money into the Year of the Rabbit and followed the earth around the sun, which was bright and warm. May you jump and jump with the rabbit, and money will go in, and Qian Qian will go in every day. Be warm, laugh and follow the earth in circles.

don't worry about life, and feelings will never grow old. Friends meet every day, and relatives are happy and healthy. This New Year's Day is nothing but a cloud. Jade rabbit must give strength, or I must have a big pear, you know!

hello! I am the rabbit of Guanghan Palace. I have sent you Fu, Lu and Shou, please check it. I wish you and your family a happy New Year and all the best! Also, please don't eat rabbit meat, thank you!

When the Spring Festival comes, send a ballad: "The white rabbit is white and white, and its ears stand up. It loves to eat radishes and vegetables. It's so cute to jump and jump! "Come with my rabbit to learn, and send you health and vitality. The Year of the Rabbit is full of joy!

The bullet of happiness flies all over the sky, penetrating the Year of the Rabbit for a whole year. After that, there is good luck to catch up with, and happiness to block in front. The left wing is beautiful, and the auspicious legion is on the right. You are surrounded by laughter, so surrender to Master Rabbit!

Little Jade Rabbit, bouncing around and coming to pay New Year's greetings with joy. First, the old man is in good health, and second, the children are safe. Little Yutu, with a wink, quietly came to you. I wish you luck and happiness, and I wish you endless happiness and beauty.

The Year of the Rabbit has arrived, and blessings are coming: I wish you a new atmosphere in the New Year, and every day will be different; Live in a villa today and get a new car tomorrow; What should I do with the rest of my life? I have money to earn every day; Never mind euros or dollars, go home and pick them all up.

Good Year of the Rabbit, it's really lively: the Jade Rabbit reports, and the God of Wealth arrives; Golden rabbits run and send ingots; Silver rabbit jumps and comes with money; The male rabbit calls, which has an emotional appeal; The female rabbit laughs without worry. Laugh and laugh and never get old. It's wonderful to jump and jump!

"When you go out to drive a car, swipe your card to get a ticket. Enter the foreign house and bow your head to respect the old son. Love your wife hand in hand and educate your son. Jiaozi in the Year of the Rabbit, a happy family! I wish you a happy new year! "

"Jade Rabbit blinks, and her luck is not shallow; Jade rabbit becomes warped tail, financial resources are like running water; Jade rabbit shakes her ears, and life is better; Jade rabbit jumps and laughs every year! Happy Year of the Rabbit! "

Mao rabbit jumps to welcome the Spring Festival. Mao rabbit jumps and jumps, and good luck is coming. Maotu jumps and the people laugh together. Mao rabbit jumps and jumps, and the happy life is getting higher and higher!

Rabbit ears are long and happy. Rabbit eyes are red and business is booming; Rabbit hair is warm, harmonious and happy; A rabbit's tail is short, but troubles go far. The Year of the Rabbit is awesome, and everything goes well!

good luck in the new year. Friends and relatives, a happy life. Father and mother, healthy and safe. Brothers and sisters, make a fortune. Happy Year of the Rabbit, forever!

When the Year of the Rabbit arrives, the spring is noisy; Jump, jump out of trouble; Jump, jump out of the ingot; Jump, jump higher and higher; I wish the whole family a full house of laughter and all the best!

What's the picture of the Year of the Rabbit? Brother Rabbit is coming, rabbit is safe, rabbit is happy, rabbit is healthy, rabbit is smooth, rabbit is harmonious, rabbit is happy, rabbit is warm, rabbit is happy and rabbit is happy!

"Please come to the Moon Palace to play, it's a long way; Ask Chang 'e to dance with you, without making decisions; Still send a text message to bless you, reliable; I wish you luck in the Year of the Rabbit, make a fortune in gold rabbits and enjoy the blessing of jade rabbits. "

"Bunny, darling, open the door: once the door is opened, gold and silver are rolling in; Double doors open, and good things are long; Triple doors open, happiness is always there! "

everyone says that a rabbit's tail can't grow. I said that our friendship is as warm as rabbit hair, as long as rabbit ears, as fast as rabbits, and our bitter days are as short as rabbits' tails!

New Year's blessing rabbits are really awesome. Golden-haired rabbits give you wealth, white rabbits give you health, Tusky gives you imagination, Benny rabbits give you happiness, Miffy rabbits give you influence, and rogue rabbits give you humor!

I am the space station. Please check the packages sent by Yuegong Yutu: one for health, one for happiness, one for money, one for happiness, one for good luck and one for happiness. (The above items can be fermented indefinitely! )

When the Year of the Rabbit arrives, I wish: The rabbit is in vain, congratulations on making a fortune; Long ears, healthy and auspicious; Short tail, family reunion; Eyes are red and business is booming; Jump and laugh!

Jade rabbit jumps into the New Year, and the rabbit obeys the New Year. The rabbit's eyes are red, the cause is red, the rabbit's fur is deep, the rabbit's ears are rich, and the rabbit's feet are rushing to the future. I wish you a happy New Year and good luck in the Year of the Rabbit!

In Hong Hushui, the wages go up and up year after year. I drive a car to live in a foreign house, and I taste chicken, duck and fish every day. My little life is sweet and fragrant. I am happy for thousands of years, and the new year is more auspicious!

Jade rabbit welcomes the spring, and it is lucky and rich. Rabbits get used to it, and they jump and jump. May you be in the Year of the Rabbit: healthy, prosperous and loving!

during the new year, firecrackers are set off, and you and I laugh together, wearing new clothes and hats, and the branches of red apricots are full of spring. Drive Audi, wear Dior, and chew Oreo if you have nothing to do. Happy Chinese New Year!

forget about me, and send a short message to you to play. I'm not happy tonight. Jade Rabbit is coming with New Year's Eve. The happiness index will increase, and life will be more exciting in the coming year. Don't text back to your army, I wish you long-term affection.

I cry when I miss you, and I vomit when I miss you. At first glance, the cat's waist spits out your heart, and with a touch of both hands, it is a bead of acacia. Dear, I wish you a happy Year of the Rabbit!

Lift up your rabbit head and let me see your eyes. Your eyes are red and red, but because you miss me; Your eyes are red and red, but because of your birth year. Smile, rabbit. Happy New Year!

In the new year: leftover women find a partner, bachelors marry a bride, travel with their own cars, and stay at home with their own houses. The business is booming and the income will increase. The troubles have passed and the New Year is full of sunshine.

hello! I am Tutu. I have missed you for twelve years! There is nothing good in the Moon Palace, and this time it only brings you three gifts: peace, health and happiness. May you share it with your family in 211!

Moon Rabbit asked, Sister Beauty, what year is this? Chang 'e said, It's the Year of the Jade Rabbit. Soon, the Chinese spaceship will come to meet us. Moon Rabbit is happy and dances a song, * * * wishing China good weather and good luck for a long time.

If you want to repair the upper lip, God says forget it, the original ecology is good. Darwin said, wait, we have to evolve. Emoko said to save, to mount guard. I said let nature take its course, so use him to send blessings. All the best to the recipient!

the year of the tiger is new and interesting. QQ farm opens up land, buys seeds and plants them, and doesn't get angry when the vegetables are stolen. Plant red roses in the New Year, symbolizing love and missing. Bundle flowers lightly, and meet each other in the New Year.

Your passbook says: I'm so fat that I need to change into extra-large clothes. Your medicine box says: nobody cares for you all the year round, and you are in a panic when you are idle; Your door god said: I staggered with good fortune and poured into one gang after another.

forget about me, and send a short message to you to play. I'm not happy tonight. Jade Rabbit is coming with New Year's Eve. The happiness index will increase, and life will be more exciting in the coming year. Don't text back to your army, I wish you long-term affection.

When you come from the Moon Palace, whiteness is your charm; You run to the love nest, and gentleness is your feeling. You tell your thoughts with red eyes, and I send you a red message to look at your mobile phone: Happy New Year, Rabbit!

I wish you happiness and happiness like rabbit ears-long; Your stock is like rabbit eyes-red; Your money is like rabbit hair-thick; Your progress is like a rabbit running-fast!

don't say that you didn't see it. The snow dance is beautiful and the spring breeze is beautiful. Don't say that you didn't hear it. The moon caresses the new bud and smiles. Don't say that you didn't receive it. The Jade Rabbit descended to earth. Don't say that you didn't receive it. Best wishes to Ying. Still too affectionate, Chang 'e will accompany you forever!

"Chang 'e flew into the sky again, and Jade Rabbit was invited to go home. Shake your ears, open your eyes, bow your hands and say "Happy New Year": all your wishes come true and you are healthy. Happy from the sky, happiness forever! "

watch the spring festival party? The host's blessing is my blessing; The smile of the host is my smile; The New Year bell ringing at the party is my voice wish to you. Lucky year of rabbit! Good luck!

I wish you a happy New Year in the Year of the Rabbit: the unpleasant things are shorter than the rabbit's tail, the happy time is longer than the rabbit's ears, and the rich financial resources make the rabbit laugh, jump and jump, be healthy and happy!

My ears are long, and I usually hide in the grass. I am the busiest this spring, and I want to be the king of beasts! I wish you better than me, healthy as a wolf, gold to carry home, buy two or three rooms, happy and auspicious every day!

"Family stability is the most important, and the wife's status cannot be changed; Anti-disease, anti-pressure and anti-inflation, car slaves and house slaves are all different; Xiangyun dawn is bright in the east, and the jade rabbit flies into people's homes; I wish you a new year and a new atmosphere, and you will be happy for a hundred years! "

words of blessing are flying all over the sky, and you can catch a pile at your fingertips. As long as you choose carefully, you can send it to whoever you want! Blessing, sincerity is good! Sincerely wish you one word in the new year: "good"!

New Year's advice: Because you will get what you want, only think of good things! Because happiness will fall from the sky, so be careful to be stunned by happiness! Walk with your head up, beware of tripping over your wallet, and walk with your head down, beware of falling gold bars on your head.

On the day of releasing the tiger to the mountain and waiting for the rabbit, I will send you a secret book: People are human beings, people are human beings, everyone does it, and everyone does it. According to this practice, the country will prosper, the family will prosper, people will be expensive, and things will succeed.