A collection of 78 funny stories about lovers.

1, I hope to see you again after being displaced. At that time, you were just mature, and I just took off my thorn and learned to be gentle.

Life is a long way, and I am willing to be with you forever.

3. I would rather love deeply than be indifferent.

4. What can I say? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. Just as I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.

There is no room for a grain of sand in my eyes, but I have all of you.

But I always think you should love me. This is my wild guess. But I always feel that my guess is reasonable, because nothing is an opponent of love, except love.

7. No matter how bad the world around you is; Are you both inside and outside; No matter how embarrassed you are when you break down. I will squat down beside you, holding your little hand, waiting for you to get better and grow up with you.

8. I have lived my whole life, and only being with you is not a waste!

9. It's you, it's you.

10, people who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle is, will still come back to each other, just like sunrise and sunset, just like the full moon, just like you and me.

1 1, others are changing their minds, and I won't give up from the moment I saw you.

12, I think I am selfish, because I only like you and don't give anyone a chance.

13, hey who! My object is you, and you can only choose to agree.

14, I think you'll never know. I once loved you as much as I could. I think if I can make you laugh, you will like me, but I lost, to someone who can make you cry.

I never knew parting would be so sad, I never knew missing would be so strong, I never knew loving you would make me so crazy. But I know in my heart: I only love you!

16, sunrise east sets west, I miss you so much.

17, I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you. Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

18, everything is ready except you.

19, I used to be frivolous and reckless, but suddenly I began to yearn for a hundred years because I met you!

20. Don't you bully him! I am the only one in the world!

2 1, in my heart, you will always be the most beautiful woman.

22. As long as I am with you, every day is Valentine's Day.

23. When you smile at me, you really want to give you the whole world.

24. Don't ask me why I like you, and don't ask me how long I will love you, because when I met you, I never thought I would like you. When I fell in love with you, I never thought about loving others again.

25, I am good to you, I can be good to others, but there are some things I just want to give you, something warm, I just want to do it for you, even if you don't want it, I don't want to give it to others.

26. It's really lucky to see you close to you across the shoulder. It is a small probability to like someone, so don't let go when you meet them.

27. When I love you, you are what you say. I don't love you. What do you say you are?

28. I am selfish, I hope you love me, and only love me.

29. I was rebellious and finally obeyed you.

30, I hope my next love, or, don't start. Or, for a living.

There are many good people in the world, but you are the most important one. I will love you forever if you like. If you don't want to, I will miss you forever.

32. In fact, love is not so thrilling, but to cherish the feeling of love and being loved in every simple moment. And this is the moment, I want to grow old with you!

33. Sometimes I really want to forget you and only remember the world. However, I often forget the whole world and only remember you.

34. Stir-frying and cooking are all ways to make it delicious, and so is refueling.

35. Open your mouth is your name, and close your eyes is your appearance.

36. I want to be with you and realize the ideal that children have grandchildren, grandchildren have children, children have grandchildren, grandchildren have children, and children and grandchildren are endless.

37. The sweetest thing is that when I wake up, I am the first person to look for, and I am the last person to talk before going to bed. Your world is all me, me, me, me, me.

38. I want you to know that I have been working hard to be qualified to walk side by side with you before you reach the end of your life.

39. People who want to eat with you love to eat, both sweet and sour.

40, I am a girl, want money but no money, want culture without culture, want face without face, want figure without figure.

4 1, the road I walked was muddy, flat, happy and sad. The scenery I have seen includes mountains and seas, as well as dilapidated jungles. I have met many people, interesting and boring, but I like you best.

42. When you meet the brave in the narrow road, you win. Gentleness is only given to the right person, and love is only given to the sweetheart.

43. Probably everything in the world has a place to go, and you are my destination.

44. I have to buy you a compass in case you are used to not finding the north.

45. Be careful when you walk in the future. Why do you have to bump into my heart?

46. The moon doesn't hug you and time destroys you, but I still want to love you.

47. Although there is no affectionate confession and no sincere commitment, let nature take its course and we become the only one for each other. The rest of my life is long. I am willing to hold hands with you in the wind and rain and grow old together in the plain.

48. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to see you in my most beautiful years.

49. I want to catch all my love words in a bottle, carefully wrap them into candy, and hold them in front of you when I am full. You are every line in my love poem.

50. I really want to be your mobile phone and put it in your pocket; I really want to be your cup and hold it in my hand; I really want to be your scenery, look in your eyes; I really want to be your lover and put it in your heart.

5 1. If it was a movie, I should kiss you now.

If possible, I just want a glass of water, a piece of bread and a flower. If it is more extravagant, I hope you can pour water, cut bread and send flowers.

53. I really want to hide you in my chest pocket and melt you warmly so that you can't live without it anymore. From then on, I won't let others think much, only allow me to fall in love with you.

54. For people who love each other, each other's heart is the best house.

55. You are my dream, starting with a dream and ending with a dream.

56. I hope the life with you in the future will be gentle and interesting, not too intense. There is no need to worry about three meals and four seasons. After all, I have a lifetime to waste with you.

57. Husband, I love you and miss my husband. Does my husband miss me?

58. You never steal, but you like to laugh. Then I never steal. I like to peek. Of course, I only peek at you.

59. Without you, all my happiness is on sale.

60. Don't ask me what I want to eat and what I have.

6 1, I can't describe how much I like you I just want you to have a good life and be happy. Even if I didn't give you this happiness, I didn't create it. As long as you can smile from the heart, I will be extremely happy.

62. I can say responsibly that as long as we can be together, I will only fuck you in my life.

63, you are my obsession, only I know.

64. I haven't seen you for so long, and you are still so embarrassed.

65. After that, God belongs to God and I belong to you.

66, like you like you, super invincible like you.

67. I want to write you a story, either happy or sad or free and easy. Don't worry, I'll write slowly, slowly, until your temples are gray and you stumble.

68. Wife, my heart is your coat. It covers you, surrounds you, cares for you and cherishes you, so that the wet rainy season is no longer cloudy and the night without stars and the moon is no longer sad. As promised forever, take care and watch your life!

69. I like you, like a toffee, sweet from head to toe.

70. The girl I love shines everywhere.

7 1, like a watery night, I miss you tonight.

72, don't leave, don't hurt. No cheating, no betrayal, just want to be with you, that's all, keep going, even if there is an occasional quarrel, don't part. What I want is that simple.

73. Do you have a map? I lost my way in your eyes.

74. I never frown, only bow my head and kiss you.

75, Cui Mei cicada sideburns parting, can't see the heart cut off.

76. They gave me ten years, and I will give it to Mo Sheng all my life.

77. I heard that you are in the distance, and I traveled thousands of miles.

78. I don't want to mention the past. I still have a crush on you from the beginning.