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If you are jealous of your heart because of your circle of friends, you can choose to be domineering.

1, do you grow your hair just to look taller?

2. I didn't say you are shameless, I said you are shameless!

3, green tea soaking feet can relieve fatigue.

4, sister, don't pretend with me, I won't expose it, but I am disgusting.

My sister's face is a little pale. Do you want my sister to slap you?

6. Why do you want to lay eggs with your sister?

7. Don't talk about other people's time when they are full all day. It's better to be yourself first and say I'm not good behind my back. This is not good. Think about yourself first.

Honey, I suggest you drink more green tea here.

9. You cry and cry, and he ignores you when you scream. I can make him cry with a punctuation mark. What do you compare with me?

10, you think you are a Ferrari, but you are actually a bus.

1 1, sister, this play is good! Isn't it a pity not to be an actor?

12, please don't pretend to be smart, it will be unacceptable.

13, this is SF. When I say you are an event, you are an event.

14, my sister is a craftsman at first sight, otherwise my sister's tea ceremony skill is so good.

15, what makes my things better? Do you want my chewed gum?

16, I really envy your skin. It's so well maintained.

17, green tea is available every year, and lotus flowers are in full bloom. As long as my sister is here, my sister will always be a spare tire.

18, I've met many women like you, and the routine doesn't work here.

19, come and argue with me when you get promoted. When you are alone, please try to act like a little.

20. You treat him as a brother. Can you call me sister-in-law?

2 1, you get it again, you get it again, you tell it with the tone of knowing your sister, and you condescend to explain it to others.

22. I have seen countless good cars with spare tires.

23. I am proud of what I am tired of playing, and you have just begun to be fascinated.

24. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

25. Why should I envy her? She looks worse after makeup than I do in the ashes.