Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - If you have a cold, talk about your mood and use jingles.

If you have a cold, talk about your mood and use jingles.

I slept at 3: 30, my forehead was hot and my body was cold.

Adding clothes and pants didn't work, and tears came out.

Western medicine and Chinese medicine are eaten a lot, but the curative effect is not good and the disease is still there.

I often have nightmares at night and hear women cry, only to know that the north wind is noisy when I wake up.

It is healthy to see a madman in the street of Pingming, where garbage is eaten.

There is a language phenomenon that is very popular in China. Many people, whether leading cadres or ordinary people, just say a few words. For example, when displaying their own or others' heroism at the dinner table, the drinkers are eloquent: deep feelings, a stuffy mouth; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick, drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

For example, describing the corruption of individual leading cadres has been circulated in the society for a while: drinking a catty of liquor without getting drunk, stepping off the dance floor in three steps and four steps, playing mahjong for five nights and six nights without sleeping, hitting seven or eight women, and receiving thousands of gifts. ?