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Sue the emperor

The story happened in the Qianlong dynasty. In order to marry Mochow, Emperor Qianlong knelt down to give advice. Based on the ancestral system, the emperor had no choice but to give up. However, anger and fire have nowhere to vent. On this day, he went to court to excuse trivial matters until the assistant minister of punishments typed this chapter. Anger and punish the ministers for no reason.

"Forget it! Twenty sticks! "

"The emperor ... injustice, I wronged the emperor! Wrong ...! "

Ji Xiaolan whispered to Xiao Shenyang in class:

"There will be adults! Do you know why the assistant minister was beaten? "

"I heard that is the official business of punishments. What's the matter ... "

"Wrong! Master He, it was he who led the ministers to kneel and remonstrate that day. It was he who forbade the emperor to marry Mochow. The emperor took the opportunity to attack! "

"So the emperor took it out on him?"

"Don't let the emperor take Mochow away. Of course, the emperor always has to take it out on someone. Hey! "

"This is what happens to loyal ministers!"

"Wait, the emperor is still angry, and none of us can escape."

At this moment, a minister in the class whispered in Ji Xiaolan's ear:

"Ji's adult, you must save me!"

"Save you, I don't know who will save you."

Then the emperor shouted, "Who else has books to play with? Present it! Don't procrastinate! "

At this time, the ministers looked at each other, and no one dared to speak.

"Long live the opening ceremony, Minister Ji Xiaolan has something to play!"

"What's the matter with you?"

"I want to sue small Shenyang and adults. And my Lord, you'd better tell your story in front of the emperor, so as not to be embarrassed by me! "

"Ha ha, ok, I want to see and hear what you can say about me."

The emperor said, "Tell me ..."

"Speaking of the emperor, I went to court with adults today. Adults not only didn't say hello to me, but also gave me a white look. I talked to the emperor and punished the arrogance of adults!"

"ah! Ji Xiaolan, are you full? Ah! Long live Mingjian, why do you say this ... This is purely unreasonable! "

"Ji Xiaolan! You don't think I have too few national affairs, and you bother me with such trivial things! "

"no! Your majesty, I also have something big. This important thing needs to be called, but when I think about it, your majesty is in a bad mood today. If you play, you will be beaten twenty times like an assistant minister of punishments. That's not appropriate! "

"What did you say! Am I the kind of bad king who has no choice? State affairs, which is more important or less, I can say it! Say it ... say it! "

"Thank the emperor! Then I dared. I want to sue people, but I am afraid that the emperor will not allow it. "

"You want to sue small shenyang again? Stop being trivial! "

"No, I want to sue ... alas, your majesty, I still dare not say!"

"In court, I forgive your innocence. Go! "

Small Shenyang also said at this moment: "Go ahead!"

"I want to tell ... the current emperor!"

"Bold Ji Xiaolan! You don't have a monarch, you are heinous, and you should punish nine families! " Small Shenyang is furious!

Minister: "When nine subjects! When the nine families are killed! " Ministers were also surprised.

"The emperor, you see, I haven't speak, this big hat came. This is to kill people! What is the crime of the minister and what is the crime of the nine families? "

"My emperor wise SHEN WOO, chasing many dissenting Confucian Hanwu, not comparable to Tang Zong Song Zu. Wen Zhi Wu Lulue, a perfect achievement, prostrated himself in all directions, prostrated himself in all directions. If you dare to sue today, long live, it is tolerable. "

Minister: "Yes! Can't stand it! Which can endure ... "

"The emperor, the emperor, you see, I only said a word, he said a dozen words. This still makes people talk? "

"Go ahead! Tell me about it ... "

"Long live the literary talent and martial arts, that's nothing to say, but what about the emperor's character?"

Little Shenyang was afraid and said, "What? Ji Xiaolan, you are crazy! Ah, Long live the work better than Huang San, the five emperors crush it with virtue, and the people are brilliant. There must be one person in the future! "

Minister: "Yes! Qian Qiu is lonely! It's really a thousand years old! Century one person ... "

"Yes, a century is a person, but a century is a person, ha ha ha ha ... ha ..."

"Ji Xiaolan, what are you laughing at? Have something to say! "

"Since ancient times, you have no jokes. The royal family said something better than Jiuding. Since Pangu's creation, there are three emperors and five emperors now. Those who break their promises and become fat, my emperor is the first person in the future! "

"Ji Xiaolan, you made it very clear! Why did you break your word and gain weight? "

At this moment, Xiao Shenyang added, "Yes, my emperor used to be in America, and he kept his word. Why break your word? "

"And adult, how did you forget? The emperor is directly above this hall. Once, in front of all the ministers, he boasted that he must marry Mochow. What, all the ministers have forgotten? The words are still in the ear, the emperor has repented, and your words have become lies! "

"That's the Manchu civil and military, kneeling about all night. Long live the will of God, looking down on people's hearts, and giving up children's affairs with great pain. This is a wise gentleman! "

Minister: "Ming Jun also ..."

"Mingjun, Mingjun, long live seducing Buyi. This is called Mingjun I, but it makes a woman pregnant, but it is called Mingjun II. The ministers knelt down and dared not marry her. This is called Mingjun III!"

"Ji Xiaolan, children's affair, the emperor has his own discretion, you don't have to say anything!"

"Long live the dare to ask, I gave up at the beginning. I am an ungrateful person. Can I sue such a person? "

Small Shenyang: "I can't sue!" "

Ministers: "I can't sue! Deny ... "

"Don't argue, let him go to sue! As the king of a country, I set an example for everyone. If I take the lead from the beginning and abandon it, how can I win the trust of the people? "

Shenyang: "Your Majesty! Can't be fooled by Ji Xiaolan! "

"Ji Xiaolan, since you have sued me, what punishment do you want to sentence me to?"

"When was it sentenced ... hey, there are adults, what do you think of the sentence?"

"My emperor is not guilty!" Xiao Shenyang covered her tears.

Minister: "Yes! My emperor is innocent! My emperor is innocent! "

"Yes!" Ji Xiaolan cunning way.

"I don't want to marry Mochow, but what can I do?"

"Ah, full of Wu Wen ... ah, report! I heard that you were the leader who knelt down to protest that day. "

"The rules of the Qing royal family, this king should defend to the death!"

"Good report, you are the first emperor's good son! Ha ha ha, hey, Wang Ye, how's Chunlan? Is Qiu Ju okay? "

"ah! Ah ... all good, all good! "

"ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Your report married two concubines, one is Chunlan and the other is Qiuju, both of whom are China women. Ah, your majesty, why are you not afraid to violate the rules of the Qing royal family? "

"This king is the monarch, and the rule of the first emperor only restricted the emperor from marrying China women."

"Then I don't understand, what is the emperor? This is still a big report! "

"Of course, the emperor is old!"

"Ah, the emperor, report can do, why can't the emperor do? What the hell is going on here? "

"Ji Xiaolan! Don't you dare say that the Qing royal family has gone too far! "

"Ah, baylor ye! I'm finally looking forward to your conversation. What do you suggest? "

"We are opposed to the emperor marrying Mochow, not because she is a China woman, but because she was born in a rebellious and humble position! How can it be comparable to the real dragon emperor! "

Shenyang: "Well, Lord Baylor has a point!" "

"Baylor's adult, please give my regards to Xiaofujin first. It is said that one of Lord Baylor's newly-married wing rooms is a red card girl in the eight hutongs. Ha ha ha ha, Lord Baylor, aren't you afraid of his humble origins? "

Ministers: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"ah! Ministers, it's not empty talk that the Manchu family is here. You are a concubine, concubine. The emperor decided to advance and retreat with his ministers and marry Mochow, didn't he? Emperor! "

Shenyang: "Your Majesty! Don't listen to Ji Xiaolan's rumors and confuse people! "

"Ah, ha ha ha ha, Ji Xiaolan, you love qing, you knelt down to protest out of loyalty. I won't blame them. "

"The emperor is wise!"

"All the love qing, Ji Xiaolan to be with me, it is common. He didn't want to save me today, but he wanted to save you. You stopped me from marrying Mochow. I am full of anger and fire today, and none of you can escape from this board, but let Ji Xiaolan stir it up so recklessly, and my anger is all gone, and you can't escape from this board. "

"Your majesty, assistant minister, he took the twenty boards to adults. Male ... is he innocent? "

"Pass on my will and reward me with one hundred and twenty pieces of silver to comfort my loyal subjects!"

"The emperor is wise!"

Ministers: "Your Majesty is wise ...! "