Funny quotations about obesity

1, I like lying in bed, I am fat, I am proud! I am lazy and proud!

2. Send a message with the last light of the mobile phone: I am fat, I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am lazy, I am proud.

One advantage of being ugly is to save money. No matter how you go shopping, you can't buy clothes that suit you. Yes, I am fat, I am proud, I am ugly, I am proud, and I sleep after eating.

4. Weather: Frozen into a dog breakfast: a big chicken leg+a sausage+a bowl of half rice+a cup of yogurt lunch: a bowl of Lamian Noodles+a cup of milk. Before dinner, I ate a big pear and a cup of yogurt. Dinner: chicken wings+soup+a bowl of rice. I am fat, I am proud, I am proud _ I am a foodie.

Since I opened Taobao, I have met many interesting prostitutes. Every time I look forward to the evaluation, I will not tolerate the evaluation of sauce purple. I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm proud, huh?

6. Who said that fat paper can't wear white? Well, I have to do the opposite. I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud.

7, fat or l, I like it, life is wonderful and intoxicating because of imperfection. I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud.

8, loudly say that I am fat, I am proud, I am proud. Today, I happened to see a woman walking through a delicious smell in the car, and then I felt nothing. I also smell the fragrance. I am a duck neck. When I asked for glasses, my boss asked me if I was nearsighted and didn't wear glasses. I replied that the boss said no wonder I couldn't keep my eyes open. I said my parents gave me something unique. The boss smiled and said you were laughing, and then I was beautiful.

9, the weather is getting colder and colder, I just want to say thank you to my flesh, thank you for sheltering me from the wind and rain, I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud!

10, the late-night version of the curse appeared. It's not cool to take such a picture yourself. I'm getting fat. Not one or two people said it. I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud. I am fat and proud, and I am short and proud. Eat your food and wear your clothes.

1 1, you people who eat rice into shit have no right to laugh at people who eat rice into meat! I am fat, I am proud, I am proud.

12, I have never stopped losing weight, but I have been eating and losing weight. Losing weight is really fun. Hehehe, just talk about it. It's still midnight. I am fat and proud. I am fat and proud.

13, hum, my mother nagged me about my big legs all day today. Hum, I am fat and proud. My legs are thick and I am proud. My leg is not diabetic. I don't burden my family. Legs are steady and you don't wrestle when you walk. What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter?

14, I am Xie Dami, I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud, and TV is the only one.

15. My mother brought me an apple just now and told me not to get dark every day after eating it. At that time, I wanted to say, I am black, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud. You said I was right.

16, nothing special, just sharing an experience with Xiao Rui. Everything is good before it goes bad, and everything will be fine after it goes bad. I am thin and proud. I am fat, and I am proud. Brush your teeth, wear braces, take a bath, sleep, get up early and watch the military parade.

17, I am a chubby boy, I am proud, I am proud! Despise those who call me fat! It's really that skinny people don't understand the sadness of fat people standing on the weighing scale! Fat people don't understand the desolation of thin people being blown away by the wind! I sigh, the wind in winter is so strong, but fortunately my weight has been blown away and passed! So don't lose weight blindly!

18, what happened to fatty? What happened to him? I angered you. I am fat and proud. I am fat and proud. My baby has a high value.

19, I'm fat, I'm happy, I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm fat, I'm proud, and a wonderful life is not far away _ _ Do you believe it? I don't believe it anyway.

20. Being fat is a gesture, and fat people are cute. I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud.

2 1, love beans with rice. Aidou and I are fat! I am fat and proud! I am fat and proud!

22. I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm proud, I can hit you with the shot put effortlessly, I can stand up and win the long jump, I can kick you away, and I can break your wrist. You are a teacher, but you have no manners and moral cultivation. You corrupt the teaching style, you exaggerate the evil of the study style, you talk nonsense, and you slander others at will. Is the worst example of a teacher! If it weren't for your good skills, wide knowledge and special position, how could I finally need your guidance and education!

23, people are about to have a baby, being a hot mom, what this and that, what fat mom, I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud, I love it!

24, why always let me let you, you don't always think that everyone will spoil you! I am fat, which has the advantage of being fat! I am proud! I am proud!

25. I am ugly, I am proud, I am fat and I am proud, and unconsciously it has become my pursuit. I don't know. I fell. Can't be happy.

26. What's wrong with being short? I can't say I'm fat, but I'm talking about my height, saying I hate sky heights. You can go shopping in sky heights if you can. This number is 158. My parents gave it to me, and I'm proud of it. I am proud!

27, I am fat and proud (proud), I am fat and proud, I am cute! Fat is my balance treasure, fat is my Hermes and fat is my Lamborghini. I am fat and proud (proud), I am fat and proud, I am cute!

28, stealing vegetables in the middle of the night was found by my mother, and I ate the last omelet with strong contempt and suspicion! I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud, I am a very glorious fat man.

29. Eat hard if you are unhappy. There is a reason for being fat. I am fat and proud! I am ugly and proud! It's up to you Thirty-one, call me fat Did I eat your rice? Did you drink water? I am fat and proud! I am fat and proud!

30. There are all kinds of food sold on the way after school every day, and then I deliberately turned the topic to food, because I knew she was hungry, so I said, I am not hungry after eating too much! She retorted, otherwise you will gain weight! I said: I am fat and proud, I am fat and proud, I am fat and I am not hungry! She was moved by me ~

3 1. What do you say when people say you are fat? You'll say I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm proud, do I have big breasts and big ass?

32. Part I: I am fat and proud. Part II: I am short and proud.

On the first day of the new semester, there is no energy at all. I want to sleep all day. How can you feel unhappy? How can I live a less dark life? I am proud, I am fat, I am proud!

Funny quotations about love

1, that's all the warmth in my life. I gave it to you, but you left me. How can I smile at others in the future?

2. Happy Ferris wheel keeps turning. Goodbye to my time and my happiness.

3, the pain you don't understand, others seem to understand.

One day I will walk away from you silently. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

5, my high-profile exit, complete your shameless happiness.

I forgot which wall I carved a face on. Zhang Weixiao smiled and stared at my face sadly. Will the love carved behind the back of the chair bloom like flowers on the concrete floor in a windless forest?

7. You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not with me.

8. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

9. When night came, I still kept my eyes open, because I saw the traces you left in the moonlight.

10, the world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose.

1 1. The only knife that a woman should practice is the knife that cuts vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.

12, sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

13, what love wants is no feeling, nonsense.

14, you are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp in your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

15, lilac petals are the harp of spring, playing heart sounds on the green leaves of memory.

16, if you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink again, I will die! Come on, let's see if you're crazy.

17, obedient like a grandson when in love; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Tzu after marriage!

18, nothing else, just staying up late waiting for your call.

19. If you are willing to wait for me to become an adult, I will accompany you for decades.

20. Giving cigarettes without fire is teasing me.

2 1, some people will never forget it. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.

22. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

23. Love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only faithful love is true love.

24. People are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute!

25. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

Funny quotations about eating

1. Real foodies, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

2. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people; Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

3. Eating means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two bites when you are full.

4. Eating food is either eating or on the way.

For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl!

6. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

7. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and there is sleep!

8. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

9. The biggest worry about eating is not that there is nothing to eat, but that a lot of delicious food is placed in front of you, only to find that it can't fit in your stomach, which is very sad.

10. It is said that eating food will not fail because it is too heavy, and the high number will not hang up.

1 1. As soon as the food comes up, the first instruction from the brain is to eat, not to take pictures, which can be called competent eating!

12. Why are there so many delicious things in the world? Not that it's much delicious, but that everything is delicious to you.

13. Last words of a foodie: Do something else, make me a sea fishing and two waiters.

14. Every foodie is using his own body to save the economic crisis, which is touching!

15. What is the idea of eating food? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

16. motto of eating goods: don't try to eat and drink today, try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

17. the peak spirit of eating goods: eat more, eat more, and eat better!

18. Eating motto: Just eat!

19. Losing weight is the best in the diet.

20. Some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.

2 1. If you're not a real foodie, you'll never know, but I'm full, I'm full, but ... these two words are worlds apart.

22. There is no love if you don't eat. You can fall in love uninvited if you don't believe me.

23. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full?

24. Eating food is: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry.

25. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others. Laughter and gluttony are a perfect combination, and the more such women, the better.

26. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

27. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

28. Fuck love!

29. Everyone says I'm an actor, because my eyes roll when I see a beautiful MM.

30. Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, while women are just the opposite.

3 1. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

32. When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. Society is very complicated, and everyone has it. What kind of person am I? I was thinking.

33. Every woman is an angel with broken wings for love. When they come to earth, they will never return to heaven, so men need to cherish it. I am an angel, too, but I accidentally landed first. I can't go back to heaven because of my weight. Fortunately, I still have an angel's heart, kind and kind.

34. It's hard for rich people to have money!

Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

36. During my four years in college, I always thought I was a talented person, but I was wrong. I am not! I'm a fucking genius!

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

38. The furthest distance in the world is not the parting between life and death, but that I stand in front of you and you don't know: I love you!

39. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

40. I study, work, live and live like a person!

4 1. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.

42. When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

43. My handsomeness must kill me!

44. Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

45. I will not go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

46. Lighting a lamp for the blind is not necessarily a kind of stupidity, but also a kind of wisdom and even tolerance.

47.24K pure man! Pure!

48. Occasionally, living silently will feel great, and living silently will feel miserable.

49. You are a real beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

50. Romance without money, I can hold your hand and stroll on the beach covered with white sand.

5 1. Squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million.

52. Write whatever you write, that is, will you believe it? What? You really believe it, how so naive!

Funny quotations from classical philosophy-funny quotations

When will there be a bright moon? Ask your roommate about the wine. I wonder if the handsome guy next door has a girlfriend?

Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

Mom's suggestion: Daughter, you should eat a little properly to lose weight!

Spring is a period of high incidence of colds and feelings. Some people accidentally caught a cold, and some people accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

I am also an infatuated seed. It rained and drowned.

Money is not everything, sometimes it is needed.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!

When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!

Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

Do whatever you want!

Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "CTRLC" and keep "CTRLV" all the time.

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, I will live in vain.

Please raise your hand if you love me, and stand on your head if you don't love me.

Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always change it.

The happiest thing: sleep until you wake up naturally. Count the money and count the cramps in your hands. The saddest thing: sleep until your hand cramps, and count the money until you wake up naturally.

Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain.

Everyone wants to be different from others, and everyone is the same as a result.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When we are old, the mirror is flat.

A scholar dies as a confidant, and a woman is a lover of herself.

If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become a' person'.

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.

If marriage is the grave of love, then I expect someone to bury me.

I am not a casual person. I'm not a person when I get up casually

To be a man, you must be a man who wanders between cow A and cow C.

You can go as far as you want.

Lie down where you fell.

Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

Lovers form families.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face …

A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

I will have a son named "handsome" in the future, so everyone will say "handsome dad" when they see me.

Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, and people are empty.

The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

I was drunk and nobody obeyed, so I held the wall.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

A female classmate is darker and her boyfriend is whiter. One day, the poison queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this, you will have zebras."

I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

God said, let there be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata …

The farmer's three punches hurt a little.

In fact, I have always been very popular: I was loved by everyone when I was a child, and now I am loved by a bitch.

Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

As long as you work hard, shit is serious.

Who runs fastest? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

When spring comes, a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while.

Tigers don't show off. You think I'm HELLOKITTY!

Donkey, yes, read it backwards and follow it.

The highest state of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.

No money, no power, no matter how good it is for you, can you come with me?

Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

Go to Google and Baidu to see.

Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

You can go as far as you want!

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

When I woke up, it was dark.

If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

I am losing weight except eating every day. You say I have no perseverance?

I won't tell you if I kill you.

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!

Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid in your studies?

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

God, my clothes have lost weight again!

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.

There is an old legend-people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever.

Healthy and relaxed; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".

I am different from you because I am human.

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

God gave us youth and acne.

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

Boys are poor, or don't know how to struggle, girls are rich, or they are coaxed away by a piece of cake.

Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

Love is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is an expectation, and not loving is an ability.

The beauty of a woman lies in her unrepentant stupidity, and the beauty of a man lies in being a ghost every day.