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My family's new work

In ordinary daily life, many people have experienced writing and are familiar with it. Writing can exercise our habit of being alone, calm our minds and think about our future direction. Then the question comes, how to write an excellent composition? The following is a new composition I collected for you, for reference only. Welcome to read it.

New things in my composition 1 There are new things in my family every day, and the most interesting thing is that my father sings!

Dad will hum a little song when he comes home, regardless of the willy-nilly You see, even when cooking and watching TV, they are singing. The most important thing is that they are tone deaf. Sometimes the lyrics of this song will be sung in the tune of another song. "Ha ha!" That's hilarious. We don't know what he is singing. Maybe I created it myself! This can bring us a lot of fun!

It was particularly sultry last night, so my father bought two bottles of beer to quench his thirst. Because of the company of wine and food, everyone is naturally in a good mood. When all the dishes were served, dad grandly took out the beer from the refrigerator. At this moment, my father suddenly got drunk! I saw him grab a beer bottle and look up at the ceiling. The beer bottle naturally became the "good assistant" of Dad's singing-the microphone. He crouched with his legs half down, holding a special "microphone" in one hand and gesturing in the other, singing silently. I saw his head shaking and his ass twisting all the time. Quite a bit of a rock king! "Ha ha!" This can make us happy! Dad looked at us happily and said solemnly, "What are you laughing at?" I just want to take advantage of today's rich food to sing a song for everyone!

This is a new thing in my family, a different father, you know?

My family composition 2 Grandpa bought a new mobile phone, which belongs to Huawei!

This matter, but also from grandma. ...

Since my father added a smart phone to my grandmother, she has been wearing reading glasses all day, laughing and chatting with her neighbors and friends, and then happily said, "My friend wants me to go to Longgang Mountain tomorrow." Grandpa is envious.

Grandma discovered another function of the mobile phone-playing games.

Her fingers flickered on the screen and she laughed. Grandpa paced up and down with his hands behind his back, and his eyes glanced at grandma's mobile phone. His jealousy value is rising a little bit ... finally he broke out: "What's so funny? You can't eat! "

The day before yesterday, grandpa finally went to the mobile phone shop and bought himself a smart phone. He chose the next mobile phone he was satisfied with for half an hour at the window!

Grandpa, with a mobile phone box in his hand, went to grandma to "show off".

"Look, this is WeChat, this is Baidu, this is video ..." Grandpa pointed to his old mobile phone and said, "It's nothing like this old mobile phone." After that, he also raised his mobile phone and gave his grandmother a proud and happy look.

Grandpa is very happy after buying a mobile phone. Hold the phone, click this button, and then touch that button. In one day, he added his parents, grandparents, neighbors Lao Ye and Lao Zhao, and even the cleaner who came to clean the door to WeChat.

Oh, my grandpa!

A new thing in my composition 3 A new thing happened in my family recently, that is, my uncle actually quit smoking, which is incredible for our whole family, even more incredible.

Uncle usually smokes two or three boxes of cigarettes a day, and can destroy a box of cigarettes in a short time. Too fast, just like burning cigarettes. Our family advises him every day: "Don't smoke, smoking is harmful to health." Then give an example of someone getting sick because of smoking. But it's no use. I don't know how many times I have said this advice, but he just won't listen, leaving us helpless.

Later, I thought of a way, that is, cheating. As long as he smokes, I cry, and my uncle is the most distressed. So I cried for hours, and my uncle stopped smoking. But I pretended to cry every day, and slowly, my uncle seemed to notice. Later, no matter how I cried, he was not afraid and left me. When I saw that this trick didn't work, I was in tears, but this time I really cried. He thought I was pretending to cry. After walking for two hours, I came back to see my eyes swollen with tears. The next day, I went for an injection. My uncle is very distressed. After the injection, he took me to the supermarket to buy delicious food. When he came back, he said to our family, "I will never smoke again." We were all surprised and asked why. Uncle says smoking is harmful to health. I know my uncle is distressed that I don't smoke, and I also wrote him that he doesn't smoke! But I suffered a lot and had two bottles of intravenous drip. Everyone said that in order to reward my contribution, I would have a big meal. I am very happy.

But I think it's still unfair, because it's obviously my uncle's own business, but it's worth it and helpful!

This new thing has also made our family more harmonious and lively, and everyone's worries about uncle smoking have also fallen to the ground.

My aunt brought me a present when she came back from Suzhou the other day. What is this? Don't worry, keep watching.

At first, I didn't dare to accept it for fear that there was something valuable in it, but my old aunt asked me to open the box, so I gently opened it and found a black thing in it. I looked at the beach. Shouted loudly, "Aunt, I can't take this digital camera." "Take it!" After menstruation taught me how to use it, he said, "I'm going back to my grandmother's house." You must study! Don't waste time on this digital camera! " Say that finish and left.

At noon, I photographed my mother's cooking process with a digital camera when her mother was not looking, and I photographed her working process when her father was not looking. I also took some photos of myself. Do you want to know how I accepted it? Tell you what! I looked in the mirror. Facing the mirror, I took some photos with my camera. I still felt dissatisfied after filming, and I filmed every corner of my home again. I'm going to surprise my parents without telling them. I put my digital camera in the most conspicuous place. Because I hope I can see it when I enter the house, and I hope everyone can see it.

Sneak the plug of the digital camera into the hole behind the TV at night. After I turned off the TV, I went to eat. After dinner, my mother turned on the TV and I was snickering. Just listen to "ah", my father ran out of the kitchen with foam in his hand. At first glance, both of them were shocked. Seeing me, he smiled and asked me what was going on. I told the whole story, and my mother smiled and said, "You girl!" "

Since then, digital cameras have brought endless fun to our family.

What's new in my family? Do you think it strange that grandma, who has always been frugal, has also learned to love buying clothes? Look how new this is.

A few years ago, my grandmother bargained for a catty of fruit and didn't buy new clothes for the New Year. It takes a week to fry a dish, not to mention her family. Even my grandfather, who has lived with her for more than 50 years, can't stand it. Neighbors also gave grandma a nickname "Liang Xiaoyu". But in recent years, my grandmother bought a lot of clothes, red and yellow, even though she was only one year old ... once, I went to my grandmother's house to play, and I was blindsided as soon as I entered the door. My grandmother is dressed in colorful clothes, like a little girl. When she saw me like this, she smiled and said, "Granddaughter, what do you think of my whole body?" Look quite nice! "I said without thinking," it's on sale again! Grandma brought an orange and said, "You child, how can you talk?" "This dress is nice, it costs more than 80 yuan ..." Just then, my father came in: "Mom! Wow! Mom, what are you wearing? I'm not talking about you. You are over 70 years old and still wearing colorful clothes. Really. " Mom also added fuel to the fire: "Yes! Mom, really, it doesn't look good. " Grandma's face suddenly turned from sunny to cloudy: "Since you all say it's not good-looking, I'll send it!" " Now that life is good, I also live a well-off life. I want to give you a surprise, really. Seeing grandma like this, I quickly stepped forward and said, "Grandma, it looks good on you. "Dad also flattered and said," Yes, yes, it looks like my old mother is rejuvenated, like a little girl in her twenties! """is it? Great! "Grandma said happily. "I'm going to cook. La la la ... "

I think, from this incident, I realized the openness of every family, not only my family, but also his family. ...

New things in my family composition 6 My family has new things every day. The most "fresh" thing is that dad sings!

Dad will hum a little song as soon as he comes home, no matter what. Look, even when cooking and watching TV, they are singing. Regardless of the occasion of singing, the most important thing is that you are still tone deaf. Sometimes I sing the lyrics of this song and the tune of another song. "Ha ha!" That's hilarious. I have no idea what he is singing. Perhaps, it is self-created!

This can bring us a lot of fun!

Last night, the weather was extremely sultry. Dad bought two bottles of beer to quench his thirst. Because of the company of wine and the abundance of food, everyone's mood is naturally better. When all the dishes were served, dad solemnly took out the beer from the refrigerator. Just then, my father suddenly became angry with the wine. I saw him grab a beer bottle and look up at the ceiling. Beer bottles naturally become a good auxiliary microphone for dad to sing. His legs were half crouched, holding an abnormal "microphone" in one hand and gesturing in the other. Sing his songs with no voice. My head is still shaking and my ass is still twisting. Quite a bit of a rock king! "Ha ha ha ha" This makes us happy!

Dad looked at us happily but said solemnly, "What's so funny about this? I just want to sing when we have today's rich food! " Did I look like a king just now? "I smiled and said to my father," Not only that, you are even higher than the heavenly king! ""When this was said, everyone laughed even harder.

Dad always brings us a lot of happiness. Of course, every day in our family is full of laughter. This "new thing" will always be printed in my mind and will not be forgotten!

My family composition 7. New situations in my family happen every year. A lot this year. Want to hear it? Put your ears together!

Grandpa is very famous among the blacksmiths in Chaiqiao. The iron bucket he made is exquisite, and the bottom of the bucket is reinforced with iron wire. People in Fiona Fang will come all the way to buy it. Therefore, my grandfather was invited to the TV station.

That morning, the weather was still slightly cold, but it could not cool my excited heart. We came to grandpa's shop early, only to find him pointed at by reporters with long guns and short guns, surrounded by people eating melons. Grandpa slowly took out the tools from the wooden cabinet, and then took out the iron tools prepared yesterday from a tattered iron box. He plugged in the welding, took out a long nail, held it in his left hand, picked up a hammer, knocked it, and stepped on it twice. There was a hole in the originally smooth nozzle, and he pulled out the nail. Time and time again, the nozzle was covered with many small holes. The external fixator fixes the heated welding gun and bonds the nozzle with the long barrel. He put down the nozzle and waited for the solder wax to solidify. This is, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, put it in his mouth, and his face showed a trace of pride.

Grandpa took a cigarette in his mouth, leisurely cut off a piece of iron, pinched it into the shape of an arch bridge with a vise, and made a handle. Then cut two iron wires from the iron ring hanging on the wall and put them into the hole of the iron plate. Then he mustered up all his strength, blushed and thrust the wire into the hole of the iron drum. Then pick up a small piece of iron sheet from the ground, cut two circles on it with scissors and fix it on the wire that passes through. Grandpa raised the iron bucket with a wave of his hand, and a delicate bucket was born in his hand.

Then, the people on the side suddenly clapped their hands.

I thought to myself, I wonder if this ancient handicraft will be lost. If possible, I will pass on this rare craft.

My Family Composition 8 Today, my family has a very fresh competition-the onion cutting competition.

The game started, and the first one to appear was my senior chef-mom. I saw her holding a kitchen knife in her right hand and an onion in her left hand. "Chen Wenjing check ..." With the rhythmic sound, the onions fell one by one. Mother said proudly, "See? This is the craft of a great chef. " My father and I were both amused.

But my mother only cut the second onion, and tears of disappointment came down. The burning smell of onions blinded her, and her mother was embarrassed to lose.

The second one is dad, who is so big that he doesn't care about little onions at all. Look at him with a kitchen knife, putting onions on the chopping board and cutting them "dong, dong, dong". Loud sounds are like drumming a small drum.

And the result? He is not as good as his mother. Before he cut two onions, his eyes were hot and red, and he had to be defeated.

It's my turn I put five onions in the refrigerator according to the secret taught on TV. Five minutes later, I took out the onion and cut it safely. One piece after another, when I successfully cut off five onions, my parents were dumbfounded.

Dad smiled and said, "I didn't expect that neither of us can compete with a child, but can you tell me the truth?" I proudly said, "It's very simple. After the onion is frozen, the spicy taste will not be distributed everywhere. "

Dad looked at his mother happily and said, "We lost the game today. It seems that knowledge is everywhere in life, and the key is to find it with your heart. "

Dad is a dad after all, and he is so generous after losing the game!

I believe that every family has something new. Today, I have nothing to do. Come and bask in the news of our big family!

One hot afternoon, my mother suddenly said that she would learn to swim. I was so surprised that I almost spit out the water in my mouth. Knowing that my mother is notoriously slow to learn, I asked curiously, "Why do you want to learn?" Mother replied firmly: "Although I am slow to learn, I will work hard!" " "I think my mother is determined to accept this' apprentice'.

In the evening, I came to my mother with my tablet and taught her to swim. She asked, "I want to learn to swim. What are you doing with a tablet? " I replied, "Check the video of swimming posture online to practice." So I began to show videos to guide my mother to learn the swimming posture, and soon my mother learned the breaststroke posture under the guidance of my swimming "coach".

One night, I took my mother to swim in the swimming pool. As soon as I got into the water, my mother started swimming in the breaststroke position I taught her, but soon her frog ice almost caught up with me. My mother changed from a landlubber to a beautiful swan. She has made rapid progress and can compete with me in breaststroke.

In the next few days, I saw her go to the swimming pool to practice every day, and soon all the swimming subjects passed the exam on Saturday of that week. It's incredible.

My mother changed from an early duck to a beautiful swan, which is really something new in our family. Seeing my mother studying swimming diligently, I found that only by continuous learning can I make continuous progress!

Last weekend, my father's friends sent us some blue crabs. These blue crabs look very interesting, and they are alive and kicking as soon as they arrive at my house. Now, let me introduce you to the blue crab!

Blue crab is a lazy guy. When it was tied by a rope, I hit it with chopsticks, and it ignored you as if it were asleep, unaware of what was happening around it.

Blue crab is a delicious guy. When it is not tied by a rope, I feed it with grass such as bamboo leaves. At first, it was far away from the food, and its bright eyes stared straight at the food in front. When it was sure that there was no danger around it, it quickly climbed over, held the food with its big and powerful pliers, and then put it in its mouth to digest it slowly. It can eat five or six pieces of grass at a time!

Blue crab is a very aggressive guy. When it finds that other partners are grabbing their own food, it will quickly climb over and then hold the pliers and body high to scare each other. But I found that this move didn't seem to work, and in the end it was a lose-lose situation! Once, I witnessed the whole process of fighting with my own eyes. A blue crab mistook someone else's territory for his own. So, another blue crab raised his head and waved pliers, as if to say, "I'm in charge of my site, don't go!" " "But the blue crabs that occupy the territory don't care about it, just eat by themselves. Of course, that blue crab can't tolerate an unknown mistress making her own decisions on her own turf. So, before long, they fought side by side. Finally, the blue crab that occupied the site was beaten blind and became a "cyclops". Another blue crab was knocked off a leg and became a "seven-legged overlord".

The blue crab is a lazy and aggressive guy, and his personality is really unpredictable!

My family's new composition 1 1 August 1st Army Day arrived with the cheers of everyone, but my mother was busy with this Army Day. Why are they so busy? That's because they are making full preparations for the annual Army Day. You may ask what they are doing, but I will tell you that they are performing a cultural program-Xinjiang Dance: Celebrating the Harvest by the Army and the People.

With the cheerful pace, my mother and I started our dance journey! First of all, the first thing we have to do is to learn from the teacher. Before the teacher agreed to our request, I flattered the teacher with my own golden words. At first, everyone was practicing an action, which was a little skill that was difficult and easy to say: picking grapes. The teacher said: to do this action, you must kneel down first, and the other is that your eyes should be aligned, that is to say, your eyes should be unified and your movements should be beautiful. It means that your hands should be as wide as your waist, and your movements should be neat and not soft, remember? The teacher said it in one breath, which made me dizzy and I couldn't find the north. Mom is even more confused. Practicing this action was done by one person, so my mother and aunts were criticized. Tragedy, tragedy, tragedy.

Happy times are always short. My mother and aunts are facing the shooting video sent to the military region. In the evening, my mother came home with a happy face, told me that the video was a success and gave me a kiss.

Come on, mom, you must be the best!

My new composition 12 Our family is interesting and harmonious, but there are many new things.

First, the shooting competition

My family bought a new target, and after a series of arrangements, we held a shooting competition. Ok, cut the crap and let's start the game!

Next, please invite the first contestant-my sister. I saw her half squinting and aiming at the red heart. With a wave of her arm, the dart flew out and hit the target. I turned around and saw that it was only the third ring road! The following results are not satisfactory, namely the five rings and the three rings.

I play the second player. I didn't aim at it. I just threw it hard and kept my eyes on the target. Wow, the seventh ring is great, and the next two rings are even more exciting. I played seven rings once and nine rings once, and the effect was good.

It's the last contestant's turn. Dad smiled. He didn't aim at it. No sooner had he thrown it than the dart hit the ninth ring. I didn't expect dad to have this skill Just thinking about it, dad threw it away again, or the ninth ring. My sister and I will be able to put two eggs in our mouths at this time. The last shot is the key. My sister and I prayed that Dad would make a mistake, and our hearts were in our throats. We only heard a whoosh, and the dart landed firmly on the red heart in the middle. Dad won this competition!

Second, the broad bean war.

Yesterday, my mother served a bowl of hot broad beans, which my sister and I liked very much. As soon as it was released, it was "drooling three thousands of feet", and the first one grabbed something to eat. Sister didn't neglect, reached out and grabbed it. The competition is fierce, and it has reached a white-hot stage. My sister's broad bean shell is close to the bowl, and I am a little better, a little higher than her broad bean shell.

The broad beans are almost finished and my stomach is full. Finally, I won, but I couldn't eat any more.

There are many new things at home, and the family is even more happy.

My family composition 13 Recently, a special guest came to my home. He is a big boss who is very picky about food. Do you want to know who he is? Then listen to me carefully!

In the morning, after breakfast, my mother and I went to the market to buy food. Walking into the vegetable market, the first thing you see is an electric tricycle. There are many plastic boxes, fish tanks and cages in it. There are many small animals in it: turtles, small fish and hamsters ... I was immediately attracted by them and immediately asked my mother to help me buy a small turtle. My mother agreed. I chose the most mobile and lovely little turtle, and then chose a beautiful home for it-a plastic box, and put the turtle in it.

It is wearing green armor with a small pattern on it. Its green claws are sharp, and its five little fingers are soft and comfortable to touch. Gently turn the little turtle over. Its belly is like a playing card, and its tail is sharp and thin, which is very cute. When I got home, I put some pebbles in his house, then poured some water, then put the turtle down gently and sprinkled some turtle food for him to eat.

But when I went to see it at night, I found my turtle food still floating on the water. I immediately asked my mother with the turtle in my arms. "Mom, mom, why doesn't the little turtle eat? Will you starve to death? What should I do? " My mother looked at me in a hurry and said, "I just bought some shrimps." Please throw some for it to try. " I listened, and immediately took some shrimps and threw them down. Unexpectedly, it wiped out all the shrimps in three or two times. Watching it gobble up, I silently thought, "This turtle is really extravagant. How can I invite a giant Buddha to my home? What should I do with my pocket money in the future? " See you eat so well, I will call you a ball! "

Alas, I didn't expect turtles to know how to supplement calcium!

My family's new story composition 14 There are many new things happening in my family recently, like flowers on petals. Let's talk about one first today! Let's talk about it and keep your appetite alive. Listen carefully!

Haha, today is Friday, and school should be over soon, but today is my dark plum day. Is it possible to go well? At the end of the day, except for some small things, it's ok on the whole. When I got home, my mother put down her schoolbag and said, Sister Xin Li is here. My aunt's big sister, haha, that's really great. Where is my sister! If my sister doesn't come, I can hardly remember what she looks like, or even what she looked like at first. Oh! Your sister may be out. As for what it looks like, we will know in a moment. Then the phone rang, and my mother said on the phone that the cake hadn't arrived yet! I thought to myself: cake. What cake? Today is nobody's birthday. What cake!

Mom went out again, and we waited at home, because I was too lazy to write the second article on Chinese and math on Friday, so I waited for my sister and I to watch TV to kill time.

After a few hours, my mother came back, took a big basin when she went out, and took a bag when she came back, and suddenly there was a fishy smell in the room. I was just about to ask my mother, who took a sip of water and said, I'll pick up my brother. After a while, Xin Li's sister came back, and I was surprised. She wears big eye shadow, earrings and three pierced ears in one ear. She looks like an aunt in her twenties, but she is only 18 years old. There are so many packages of cosmetics that I can hardly recognize them. It turns out that today is my sister's birthday. We are happy to give her a good birthday. The big fish pie is very grand, but my birthday has already passed.

My family's new story composition 15 Life is like a cup of boiled water, tasteless and insipid. However, as long as you add a little new story, it will soon become delicious.

For example, a new thing happened in my family recently. Before, my mother had been staying at home, only busy with trivial matters at home. I asked her to go running with me, but she always avoided it for various reasons. She is a house girl who doesn't like sports. But one day, she changed from a "slacker" to a "bee"-every day before the sun woke up, she went to the square for free activities with a few friends, or went to the square dance to exercise. In this regard, we thought she had only been hot for three minutes, but I didn't expect her to do this every day for weeks, rain or shine. This change surprised us. My mother is full of energy all day and looks full of energy, which makes me admire.

Gradually, my father was also deeply encouraged. After work, he stopped indulging in pleasure and went climbing for the first time. It took four or five hours to catch up with his mother. As for me, not to be outdone, I help them with housework and cleaning at home. At first, I was always panting, but gradually I became handy in practice. Every day when my parents come home, my meal is just steaming, and then I serve plates of delicious dishes, such as fried shrimp, shredded pork with fish flavor and so on, to reward the hard-working family. Everyone, like a hungry wolf, eats like a pig and always eats all the food in a short time. Everyone gave me a thumbs-up and praised me. I won't mention how happy I am!

After this "rectification", our whole family has become full of vitality and vitality, and the dull family life is therefore full of warmth and happiness.