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Wedding magic show! ~

0 1, put a spherical plasticine on the bride's hip, and then hang a can on the middle belt in front of the groom. The bride bent down and the groom rolled the spherical plasticine into a round sesame cake shape with a can. The groom should move his hips, back and forth, left and right, and get out. The bride must make an "ah" sound.

02. Let the groom get on the bus. Props: a soda bottle or beer bottle, a long handkerchief, a pair of chopsticks and a rope (about five feet). How to play: first tie a long rope around the groom's waist, with the end of the rope about 1.5 feet behind, and tie chopsticks to hang on his hips. The groom covered his eyes with a handkerchief so that he could not see, and the bottle was placed behind the groom. At this time, the bride gives orders: left, right, front, back, high and low, and the groom inserts chopsticks into the bottle according to the orders.

03. The groom hangs a banana under the belt buckle for the bride to eat. While eating, he asked her if it was delicious. How does it taste? The bride must answer.

04. The bride lies on her back, and the groom holds her hands on both sides of her head, doing 18 push-ups face to face and kissing each other.

05. Push the egg: Put a raw egg in the bride's left sleeve, and then let the groom pass through the clothes, bypass the chest and push it out from the right sleeve. (Or let the bride stand on the chair, and the groom pushes out a raw egg from the bride's right trouser leg and then pushes it out from the left trouser leg. )

06. Tie a thin thread around the groom's waist and a small candy at the end. The groom stood behind the bride, and the bride bent down. The groom holds the bride's waist with his hands behind his back, swings the thin thread back and forth with the strength of his waist, and the bride bends down and puts the sugar in her mouth and between her legs, even if it is successful.

07. Two walnuts let the bride slip into the groom's pants ... Go straight ... Go to the knee and ask the bride: Where are you? A: Knees! How many walnuts are there? A: Two! Ask again: which is bigger? A: The left hand (or right hand) is big! The bride will climb the walnut and go to a specific place. Where were we? A: Yes. . . . . . Ask again: where are we? A: Yes. . . . . . The bride can be prompted until she speaks. Ask again: Touch how many walnuts are there now? A: Two! Wrong, ask again until you have answered four! Ask again: How many big walnuts and how many small walnuts are there? Answer: two big walnuts and two small walnuts. Q: Why? If he can't answer, order him to exchange walnuts with his right hand and take them out.

08. Drive: Play: The bride and groom sit in a chair face to face, and the bride takes off her shoes and puts her right foot somewhere on the groom. This is called stepping on the gas pedal; The groom puts his arm straight on the bride in two places, which is called holding the steering wheel; Behind the bride and groom, one person nudges the bride and groom respectively. When pushing the bride, the bride must simulate the sound of stepping on the throttle "RI ~ ~ ~ ~ ~, and when pushing the groom, the groom must simulate the sound of honking the horn" Bibi ~ ~ ~ ". When the bride and groom get familiar, the people standing behind the bride and groom speed up the push frequency, and only hear the bride and groom's cadence: "ribibi ... ribibi ...".

09. The bride rides on the groom's neck and asks him to do eighteen squats. Call the bride's nickname every time you squat, and you can't repeat it.

10, add chopsticks (meaning to add a child) Put a chopstick in a beer bottle, revealing about 1 cm, and let the bride and groom add it with their tongues.

1 1. Let the groom guess how many centimeters the bride's big toe is, and it's wrong. Ask the groom to walk eight times in the bride's high heels (or let the bride take off her shoes and stand on an orange. The groom can play the piano, point to the bride's ten toes and sing love songs. The bride beat the time with both hands. )。

12, fighting hedgehog. Props: apples, toothpicks, ropes. Program introduction: The groom pulls the toothpick off the apple string and can't let the bride eat the apple with her hands.

13, share joys and sorrows. Props: sugar, rope. Program introduction: Hang the candy strung together with rope in the air for the bride and groom to eat together.

14, grow old together. Prop: white powder. Program introduction: The bride and groom all blow each other white powder.

15, born early. Props: red dates, peanuts, longan and lotus seeds. Program introduction: The bridesmaid hides red dates, peanuts, longan and lotus seeds in the bride's body for the groom to find one by one.

16, date of birth. When the groom was asked to guess the correct date of birth of the bride in the lunar calendar, the answer was wrong. The groom made a horse for the bride to ride.

17, shout slogans. The two men shouted the slogan of the Iron Man Wang Jinxi: Be bigger, get up quickly, dig wells frequently and get more oil.

18, light a match. Put matches on the red dates and float them in a basin filled with water. A lit cigarette was tied in the middle of a red line, and both ends were bitten by the couple. When you enter and I return, you can use cigarettes to light the matches in the basin together.