Talking about the sex of the mistress

1. Distance creates a mistress.

2. The mistress is here and she is in a bad mood.

3. When people are floating in the world, who can not be bored?

4. You are so cheap and promising, and you are so coquettish.

5. Get your bitch out of my world.

6. The love rival fell into the water, so we can only pee.

7. No matter how hard we try, the mistress cannot be separated!

8. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go.

9. Although I am not a bad person, I can still be considered a good person.

10. The country is so charming and the mistress is so coquettish.

11. Love has come before, leaving mistresses everywhere.

12. Mistresses attract cheap men, and cheap men attract mistresses.

13. Don’t use your shameless awl to challenge my brother.

14. We regard our best friends as our lives, and if we hit our best friends, we will hit me!

15. Asexual and loveless, a prude, a true adulterer with love and justice.

16. When I transform into a swan, you are still an egg.

17. Who is the most awesome and popular, besides Lei Feng, it’s me!

18. I want to be your queen and occupy the high ground in your heart.

19. No matter how flirtatious the mistress is in the United States, the government will always recognize me.

20. Don’t say you are a mistress, even if you are a mistress, I am not afraid.

21. Don’t worry, I won’t be a mistress no matter what!

22. Girls, even if they don’t have a boyfriend, they can still be happy!

23. If I go down one day, remember that I will come back to you.

24. Even if the whole world betrays you, I will accompany you to betray the whole world.

25. Love has come before, leaving mistresses everywhere.

26. Life is given by your parents, cherish it and walk your own path, so be careful.

27. A mistress who is not a mistress just sheds tears once!

28. Fate has shuffled the cards for me again, but I am still the one playing the cards.

29. For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for money, you become a chicken.

30. Don’t be a mistress, don’t disturb other people’s love affairs, you will be trampled by horses.

31. Red blood red nail polish red eyes. Characteristics of a mistress.

32. I am addicted to other people’s love and I can’t help myself. I didn’t expect that the mistress is also perfect!

33. On the other hand, there are no mistresses who cannot be driven away, only genuine ones who don’t work hard!

34. I laughed, the mistress can straighten herself up, and the devil can grow angel wings.

35. A bitch will always be a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it.

36. A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a role in a TV series.

37. Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to harsh words.

38. In the love arena, the mistress is just Cheng Yaojin who breaks out halfway.

39. You look like the consolation woman who was eliminated before the second station.

40. It is said that if you are upright, you are not afraid of a slanted shadow. In fact, you don’t have to worry too much about whether your shadow is upright or not.

41. Mistresses are not as good as ladies. Misses are here for money, but what are you here for?

42. I will feel that I am very humble, like being a mistress. Is it all over?

43. Playing with emotions? Be a mistress? Destroy other people's feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

44. Oh, you look good, why didn’t you use the equipment your parents gave you to sit on the stage?

45. The most useless thing in the world is the timely salary slip. It looks angry and is too thin to wipe the butt.

46. If I must die, I will treat darkness as a bride and embrace it in my arms.

47. Look at how coquettish you are, and you were born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of the country?

48. A tree without its bark will undoubtedly die. A shameless person is invincible. God declares, Xiaosan, that you are invincible.

49. You say you are in your prime, eighteen years old, but I think you look like you are eighty, and you still have the nerve to pretend to be a 90-year-old.

50. Mistress, are you worthy of true love? One day you will be this man’s mistress, and tomorrow you will be in someone else’s bed.

51. Living with a smile is a lifetime, and living with a cry is also a lifetime. Anyway, as long as you live, live with a smile.

52. The accuracy of the clock comes from human repair. I see that you have not been very accurate recently. Do you need repairs?

53. You say you have a body like a Coke bottle and skin as black as Coke. Can't you be more ordinary?

54. Don’t laugh at me with your face that looks uglier than crying and scares the hell out of you. It will be bad if you scare the people around you.

55. I am working hard now just to walk past a bitch in a few years with high heels on, hair tied up, and exquisite makeup.

56. Mistress, you little slut, I miss you so much that I can’t sleep at night. How long do you want me to wait before I can hold you in my hand? It’s all because of my lack of money, you mistress. !

57. The conditions for your betrothal to a husband are that you must be rich, handsome, considerate, have a good character, and not be chauvinistic. If there is such a person, others can ask for your beauty. Is she more like Sister Furong than Sister Feng? Three bureau chiefs went to the mistress's office to spend the night after being drunk...

1. Three bureau chiefs

Director A said that one time he was drunk and went to the mistress' office to spend the night. His wife kept When he called his cell phone, the waiter took it bravely: Hello, the owner of the phone you dialed is drunk, please call again later! When I got home the next day, my wife yelled: Even China Mobile knew about your drunkenness, shame on you!

Director B said: I set the name of my mistress to 10086. One day, my wife secretly looked through the text messages and said: China Mobile is so disgusting, why do I keep sending you such obscene text messages...

Director C said that I was even better and set the mistress’s phone number to the mayor. Every time the mistress called, my wife said, “Hurry, the mayor is calling!” After I answered the phone, I said, “The mayor is calling.” The manager asked me to go there. Before I left the house, my wife told me from behind: Bring more money and work hard!

2. A prisoner was executed. Because the bullets were of inferior quality, the first shot was not fired, and then the second shot... and the third shot... At this time the prisoner cried: Big Brother Just strangle me to death, it’s so damn scary!

3. After watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady wiped away tears and said: It’s scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot. They fired without aiming. The children were so frightened that they ran away, and even the ropes couldn't stop them!

4. A male teacher angrily said to a girl who was sleeping in class: I am so tired up there, but you are motionless down there! It’s fine if you don’t cooperate, you don’t even have any reaction. If you don’t have anything in your stomach in the future, don’t blame the teacher! As a result, the whole class fainted.

5. There was a pair of lovers having a sweet moment in the park. The girl coquettishly said to her husband: I have a toothache~~! The boy then kissed the girl and asked: Does it still hurt?

The girl said it didn’t hurt anymore! After a while, the girl said coquettishly: Husband, my neck hurts! The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked if it still hurt this time. The girl said happily: It doesn’t hurt anymore! An old lady stood and watched for a long time. She couldn't help but stepped forward and asked the young man: "Young man, you are so amazing. Can you cure hemorrhoids?"

6. The doctor asked the patient how he broke the bone.

The patient said, "I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole." Damn, there was a bastard passing by, thinking I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks.

7. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked: What happened? Drunk Man: I don’t know. I just arrived.

8. Someone raises a pig, gets bored, and abandons it. However, the pig knows its way back, and abandoning it several times has no effect. One day, he drove around many corners and abandoned the pig. He called his family late at night and asked, "Has the pig returned?" The answer was, "Yes!" He roared, "Let him answer the phone. I'm lost."

9. The black African girl went to Shanghai and stayed in a hotel. There was a fire in the middle of the night. The African woman ran out quickly and said in surprise: My mother was burned and she ran so fast. !!

10. Someone went to the toilet and couldn't open the toilet lid, so he pooped on the toilet lid in a hurry. Later, he suddenly found a button on the wall and pressed it. He was embarrassed when he thought that the lid suddenly popped open and the shit hit the ceiling. He called the waiter and pointed at the ceiling and said, "I'll give you 200 yuan to help me clean this up." The waiter looked at the ceiling and said to him: "I'll give you 800 yuan and you tell me how you pooped on the ceiling?" Share the Wednesday sex phrases - Forgetting is the best revenge

For us now, even a greeting feels luxurious

Will we one day forget ourselves in the constant pretense?

If I have never loved. You, I don’t know that the beautiful pain is always in my heart.

It’s not that happiness is too short, it’s that we are too sensitive to pain.

I am still waiting for you, those little ones. Happiness, I am serious, you are free to do it.

What I miss is not you, but the fatal past you gave me.

There is a kind of love that I know has no future, but my heart has long been unable to accept it. Come back.

There are no unsuitable people, only a heart that doesn’t want to be together.

Some songs are not listened to because they sound good, but because they seem to be our stories. .

Some people say wait and give up slowly, while some people say no wait but wait all their lives.

When they are tired and sad, they squat down and give themselves up. A hug.

I have never been known by anyone, so I have not been forgotten by anyone.

No one is happy now, but the sweetness of the past is too profound. p> Look how happy they are, she has him protecting her.

People who have true feelings will be moody, and they will inevitably worry about gains and losses because they have given too much.

It doesn’t matter whether they miss you or not. There is happiness dust in the air.

Many times, it is not happy to see too clearly, and it is worse than being childish and heartless.

Gradually, I understand that in fact, a person is unhappy. He is a very nice person.

What I once thought would last forever is actually just a chance encounter.

A person's world is very quiet, so quiet that you can hear your own breathing and heartbeat.

This world is so dirty, who has the right to say sadness

We have been practicing smiling, and finally we have become people who dare not cry.

It is you. Not persistent enough, or I am not deep enough for you.

Sometimes, I am not ignoring you, I am just waiting for you to speak first.

If, one day, I walk into you. In my heart, I will cry because I am not there.

Sometimes, a person's disappearance makes a world lonely.

My love for you has never stopped, but I don't. Just let others know.

Don’t live with the past, because it will eventually pass.

If you can’t find the right person, it’s probably because you can’t change your wrong self.

Sometimes, being forgotten is the best revenge.

I can’t give you anything but sincerity, but you don’t want it.

No excuses, no lies, no promises not kept.

Sometimes, the most painful thing is not losing, but being unhappy after gaining. Super Personal Mistress

We are younger and more beautiful than the eldest wife.

We have temperament, quality and culture.

We do it for true love, not for money.

We just meet the right person at the wrong time.

He loves me and has no relationship with his wife.

His wife is old, ugly and tasteless

He has his own reasons for marrying me without divorce.

I am willing to be the woman behind the scenes for the rest of my life.

We have moral values, but no one can stop love when it comes.

You married people are all afraid of men looking for mistresses.

A marriage without love is an immoral marriage.

Those who scold mistresses are abandoned wives and those who have been dumped.

We do not destroy other people’s families.

We have never thought about becoming a regular couple. It is enough for two people to fall in love with each other.

We can do three things because we are better than ordinary women.

The person who is not loved is the third party, so I am not the third party!

I am the most hurt person in the extramarital affair, because my contribution is the most selfless and the least rewarded! !

Once the love between a man and a woman comes, it is beyond human control!

We are the most pitiful. We sincerely give our emotions and bodies, and are willing to consume our precious youth for a man who will not belong to us.

I don’t want to hurt the man I love, so I don’t plan to destroy your family. I just want to stay by his side and love him. I don’t want anything!

I am the person who has given the most, the person who has been hurt the most, the most pitiful person, and the person who has the deepest feelings