Elegant and civilized copywriting

What brand of plastic bags do you have? I have compiled some civilized copywriting, welcome everyone to see it!

1, the little thing is fierce. You knocked out all the bottles.

I never swear. I don't curse anyone.

You are too good at arguing. Come with me to work on the construction site.

4, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

5. Which village are you a pig, so bloated?

6. Some people always think that they are between Bull A and Bull C, but in fact they don't know that they are between Stupid A and Stupid C. ..

7. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

8, really creative, really brave to live!

9. Why lay eggs?

10, don't say you have nothing, aren't you still sick?

1 1. There are some people I don't need to see. I roll my eyes at the thought of names. 12, where did the pheasant come from?

13, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

14, do you grow your hair to make yourself look taller?

15, use 2B to describe you, people don't like pencils.

16, look at your five senses, each one is longer, and no one will obey anyone.

17, hate me, it's okay, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

18, I can have a good talk with you, but I won't put in a good word.

19, Baidu can't find you, try sogou.

20. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly look, he will definitely give you a very low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

2 1, you are not incompetent, you have reached the peak in causing trouble to others.

22. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

23. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

24, the moon sleeps, you don't sleep, you are a bald baby.

25. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny. 26. I didn't want to say it, but I feel sorry for myself if I don't scold you.

27. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

28. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

I'm sorry when the sun rises, but I'm amazing.

30. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

3 1, I don't need to manage my emotions, you just need to manage yourself and don't make me angry!

32. You look so strange. Is it a genetic mutation?

Don't feel that you are rare, so cherish what is rare.

34. grapes that I can't eat are especially sweet to me.

35. You said you were dressed cool and became depressed!

The above is a civilized copy for everyone to enjoy, I hope you like it!