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I like a girl. How's this? How to chase? Master, coming! ! ! ! (50 points)

Everyone has a kind of psychology, that is, running around in the world is not buying and selling, and what you can't get is the best. Even if you like that woman again, she *, * * you, you are also willing, just contact with her, don't show it. Let her see your good side and keep a proper distance from her. Don't be too far away, let her think that you are interested in her, which is convenient for the later operation. Don't get too close, give her a little mystery and make her interested in you. Remember, feelings are not a person's business. Only when both sides have feelings can they stimulate each other's adrenaline and hook up. If you only have feelings unilaterally, the other person treats you like air, don't show it blindly, give yourself extra points, add one hundred and zero eggs, and on average you still fail. What you need to do is to arouse each other's desires and work together. Of course, it is difficult to arouse the desire of the other person and make a person who didn't feel you or even like you like you, which requires a lot of technical content. How to communicate deeply, if you deepen the other person's benign impression of you, that is to say, you may become a dog man and a woman. After establishing the initial contact with girls, all you have to do is to find ways to show your best side in front of girls and give yourself extra points. Whether it's true or not, even if you pretend, you should pretend to be an adult. Rich people can show off, talented people can show off, but for these two types of people, because after all, their own conditions are better, it is relatively easy to pick up girls, and they are not so eager to learn the skills of picking up girls from me. I just need to tell them that not every woman loves money, and your talent may be worthless in the eyes of some people. So, when you pick up girls, you should keep an eye on the right person and don't stop.

Let me give you an example of picking up girls. That was when I was at school. I saw a girl on the playground. She is very good-looking, a typical beautiful girl. I know I can't miss this opportunity. If nothing else, I should at least know her contact information so that I can hook up for a long time. So, I came to the girl nervously. I didn't look at the girl first, but searched on the ground with my eyes, using the lights in the corner to accurately locate the girl. Hit the girl in the chest accurately when she wasn't looking. No way, there are too many fakes now, and you don't check the goods in advance. If two people hook up together, you will find that the tall and straight peaks of the other side are processed the day after tomorrow, and how depressed you are. I just hit it. It feels good. It's true. I am very happy in my heart, but I can't show it in my mouth. Niu Niu didn't lose her temper with me, so I quickly apologized and changed the subject. "Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see. I'm looking for a phone. Classmate, I don't know if you have seen one ... "I told the girl the model and style of my mobile phone. The girl was very upset when I hit her, but seeing my anxious expression, I guess I didn't mean to, so I didn't pursue it again and told me I didn't see it. As soon as I saw this girl, she was very civilized and my favorite model. I continued my plan to pick up girls. I patted my thigh and said sadly, "What a pity. I lost three mobile phones this month. " Girls are generally more sympathetic and gossipy. If you say that, 80% of girls will naturally ask, right? Or comfort you. Then you can say, "Sorry, classmate, I guess my phone is nearby. Do you think you can borrow my phone? I call my phone and I think it is possible to find it. " As long as you don't reveal the facts and show enough sincerity, the other party will definitely help you. When I dialed my number with Niu Niu's phone, my mobile phone quietly vibrated in my pocket. I don't know, but I'm happy because I have a way to keep in touch with my girlfriend. After thanking the girl, she turned and left. Getting the contact information of girls is as simple as that.

Some people say my bridge is limited. I'm not on campus. What if the other party doesn't have a phone? Let me ask you, what is analogy, and what is the master's practice on individuals. The art of picking up girls is profound. In the process of picking up girls, many unexpected situations will happen, which should be analyzed in detail. Here I will introduce some useful and effective ones to you. However, I want to make it clear that the bridge I told you is not omnipotent. Be flexible, flexible and smart when using it. I have repeatedly stressed that picking up girls is a high-end activity that can best reflect one's wisdom. Some people may say that my bridge is too inferior and not classic enough. Use some IQ, okay? You have to have a high IQ. After the advertisement, continue to teach the tricks of picking up girls. To know girls, you need courage and brains, and you need to know how to package yourself. People's first impression is very important. If you appear in front of a ragged and dirty girl, I congratulate you. The possibility of you getting her has been reduced to a level. Girls love beauty and have strong vanity. They want their other half to be perfect and excellent, at least to be able to shoot. Don't compare yourself with Pan Changjiang and Zhao Benshan. They are ugly, but they are talented and rich. It's still beautiful when I introduce it to my friends. What about you? If you're not Li Ka-shing's son and you don't have Jay Chou's talent, I suggest you wrap yourself up when you pick up girls. Buy decent clothes and get a haircut that suits you. Don't tell me it costs money. Don't expect to eat eggs unless you spend money on chickens. The necessary investment is indispensable. Besides, you can wear it on your body, whether you pick up girls or not. A few girls can use it. What are you afraid of?

Know the girl's contact information, know the girl's name and even address. Don't be too hasty. Like Brother Pig, it will lose its value. You must master the rhythm, when to fry with fire and when to refrigerate. There is a lot of knowledge here.