New year's funny jokes, how to make a new year's funny joke in a circle of friends.

1. If it took me all my luck to meet you, please stay away from me. I want to play cards in the new year.

2. There is no gift for Chinese New Year this year, only for Grandpa Mao.

Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.

I am most afraid of Chinese New Year. I politely pushed open your red envelope, but you believed it.

It's time to visit relatives and friends during the Spring Festival. Be sure to show your elders this year and ask your cousins how the final exam was. That's how I care about the next generation.