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QQ’s super cool personality says: I’m not dead yet, my new wife will be my concubine after all.
1. Even if I am not dead, my new wife will be my concubine after all!
2. Throw my deskmate out, pick him up, throw him out, pick him up, throw him out, damn it It’s gone, ahem, it’s not worth much anyway if you don’t care!
3. If you don’t become a householder, you don’t know how expensive firewood and rice are, and if you don’t take pictures, you don’t know how fat you are.
4. Take the path you want to take while you are young. There's no reason not to try it.
5. The more the spring is pressed, the smaller it becomes. The day it collapses will definitely be severe.
6. When China becomes developed, let foreigners translate classical Chinese.
7. A girl who dares to say bad words when she is angry is a hundred times better than a girl who always pretends to be cute and cute.
8. The National Day is infinitely good, but it’s just a test in recent months.
9. I never plagiarize, but I didn’t say I won’t copy.
10. It’s been so long since school started, and there’s not even anyone in the class who can make me feel motivated.
11. There is no woman who cannot marry a man, only men who cannot marry a woman.
12. If you can’t figure out my temper, don’t talk to me casually.
13. Aren’t you rich? Why don’t you let ghosts come to grind me out?
14. When you take action on a goal you really want, fear will disappear.
15. Have you noticed that those who don’t like you are very ugly.
16. In fact, I am very pure, but I am just pretending to be so evil.
17. Acne is the last battle of youth and time on my face.
18. Human life is just the same day by day. There is no difference when it comes to tiredness and fun.
19. If I am not your only one, then you are only one of mine.
20. If God can’t make me thin, he will make my friend fat.
21. There are roads in the world, but when there are too many people, there are no roads.
22. Who says boys can’t wear ultra-short mini skirts. Lord, I'll wear it.
23. Even if the tap water is the same, why do I always feel that the kitchen water is cleaner than the toilet water?
24. I am not a heartless person, and I have already been injured by you.
25. My dreams will set sail, the compass of life will rotate, and I will not hesitate to deal with the storm no matter how big it is.
26. I suspect that the child in my family was aborted more than ten years ago.
27. I want to be the first female star with single eyelids in history. This ideal is big enough.
28. A woman is as beautiful as the Eiffel Tower, yet tough.
29. Someone said they hate me, and I immediately laughed. Am I living to please you?
30. After passing through my youth, I got blisters on my feet.
31. Who ever said money can’t buy time? Network administrator! Add two dollars. You say money can't buy love? Mother-in-law, this is my gift money.
32. I can’t make everyone like me, so why should I live in the eyes of others.
33. Maybe life will not always show its smile to me, but I will always show it my smile.
34. I just slapped my wallet, hoping it would swell.
35. Shake hands with loneliness, say hello to the air, don’t be too nice to me, I will be proud.
36. If you think I am easy to deceive, then please continue and I will watch your performance.
37. Always be the first-rate version of yourself, and never be the second-rate version of others.
38. It doesn’t matter if I am abandoned by the whole world, I still have myself, and I love myself.
39. One day, my name will be on your household registration book. I can’t be your wife and stepmother.
40. I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two sentences. I'm done.
41. I want you to understand that I have begun to love you, and you have no right to refuse
42. A life of bullshit, a tough bullshit
43. Me I will still keep that feeling, just to give my youth a regretless account when the years are gone.
44. Don’t use my sincerity as a bargaining chip
45. If you regard me as light as a feather, don’t expect to still be the mountain in my heart.
46. If a person starts to neglect you, please leave him. Don’t be reluctant to leave him if he doesn’t know how to cherish you.
47. No one can take away what belongs to me!
48. If you don’t like me, you can commit suicide or pretend to be blind.
49. Now that you are a man, you should not provoke other women.
50. We are still on the thorny road, there are still snow-capped mountains that have not been climbed, the river has not been crossed, the dragon has not been killed, the handsome guy has not picked up the girl, the super sexy phrases, the mood, I am not dead, you are all concubines
1. I am paranoid, I am sensitive, I am neurotic, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, hello, I am neurotic
2. I have exhausted all my strength to leave you
3. [Very I'm sorry that my naivety caused you trouble, thank you for being so sensible and pushing me away]
4. I am Superman, and I want to eliminate all snacks on the earth~
5. I don't know When, my heart is still so sore.
8. I am a thin person. When I am sad, I can count my ribs!
9. [A person can be sad, sad, silent, or reluctant, but he cannot surrender, he cannot feel inferior, he cannot give up on himself]
10. When the flowers of the motherland bloom, I will step on them. .
11. I like to get up in the morning and see messages or missed calls. I like when it’s cold and someone asks me to wear more clothes.
12. I fall in love with you in one day. , but it took three years to forget you
1. Can you like me
13. If my life is a movie, then you are the advertisement that pops up
14. People are most afraid of being moved
15. If the topic causes silence or perfunctory, it means that it pokes a soft wound
16. , I have also tried my best to attract your attention
17. If I give up, it is not because I have lost, but because I understand
18. Nightmare Is it scary or the human heart is scary
19. [I am just a sick child living in the dark]
20. Be nice to the person who loves you, it is not easy for him
21. Unless I die, you and I will all be concubines! !
22. Many things often kill me suddenly and give me no chance to breathe.
23. Your name is only a few centimeters short, but But it lasted through my life for such a long time. In fact, you don’t know that you have always been my dream
24. The saddest thing is not the yelling, but the pain that is so deep that I can’t breathe. My hands are shaking and I can’t help but cry. You have to endure it
Twenty-five, I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his brother Erbaiwu is very familiar with me @ I am an outsider after all.
1. In the end, I still lost. he. Maybe in the eyes of outsiders, I am just a vain woman, but after all, I just hope that you can gain this world with peace of mind.
2. Forget that in your heart we are not familiar with each other after all, forget that in your heart I am an outsider after all, forget that in your heart I am not trustworthy, and it is my selfish delusion to get along with you.
3. There seems to be no place for me in this world. No matter how hard I try, there will always be a sudden moment when I feel that I am an "outsider" after all.
4. You are still an outsider after all, so if you push everyone away, everyone will be fine.
5. I have known very early that I have to walk the road alone, and the choice must be made by myself every time. Every time I stand with my luggage on the roadside where people and vehicles are coming and going, facing the unknown Challenge, unknown life. I know my heart is steadfast and strong. Because other than that, I have no choice.
6. Recognize the fact that you are an outsider after all. Don’t take yourself too seriously in other people’s hearts. Lower your expectations and become less dependent, so that you can find that you can live a good life. of.
7. I fell out of love today, don’t doubt it, I brought it up. Maybe you are still using this software, but I am here to tell you that I love you, but I love myself more. I am very dependent on you, but the only one I can rely on in the future is myself. Everyone except myself is an outsider after all.
8. Every time I go home for dinner, I feel like an outsider. That annoying person is smearing my family behind my back. Evil people will always be evil people. I haven’t held a kitten in a long time. I love it so much that I can’t bear to put it down. I'm shivering from the cold, it's so cold at home. If someone drinks too much and falls asleep, I also want to sleep. I feel inexplicably sad. I gained 2.5 pounds after eating a meal. I am trying hard to lose weight. It is really hard. Good night, little fairy!
9. No way, I still became an outsider to that place.
10. The mutual affection between two people is only a matter of two people. Too many outsiders end up being outsiders because they cannot understand it. There is no need to participate, and there is no way to fully understand it.
11. After all, I am still alone; after all, I am still used to being alone; after all, I am still an outsider.
12. You are an outsider after all. It’s better to recognize this as soon as possible. There is nothing to be unhappy about. You cannot expect others to treat you with the same sincerity as your parents.
13. When I got home and turned on the computer, I found out that I am an outsider after all. People should know their own reputation. Don’t overestimate yourself, because you may be in the eyes of others. There is absolutely nothing in it.
14. Finally realized that sentence, you are an outsider after all!
15. Suddenly I feel that getting married is actually a very tragic thing for a woman. The home where you grew up, the home that often makes you miss you after work, the home with your parents and grandma, after you get married, it can no longer be your home, but your natal home. And your husband's family is just your husband's family. You are the only one with a foreign surname. After all, you are an outsider, and it is not the ideal warm family. Yes, you only have your husband. If your husband is no longer your husband, then you will be completely homeless, just like a stray cat on the street.
16. In the hearts of some people, you are an outsider after all, just like a stone that cannot be heated.
17. What is life and death? If you can’t even go through the ups and downs together, what else is there to talk about? After all, you are an outsider.
18. Outsiders are no match for real family members. This fact often makes me feel deeply. The feeling between people is very special. I have had feelings like this before. As long as I think that I was a special existence to someone, I will feel - very sad and painful. It often makes me want to yell in pain.
19. I am just an outsider after all. tfjj doesn’t need to teach me that I don’t know anything. I really don’t know anything. I only know that people who are liked by you are really pitiful.
20. When you quarrel with your husband, your parents-in-law will stand up and speak for you. Behind his back, he still cares for his son, no matter whose fault it is. You are an outsider after all.
When my first daughter was born, my mother-in-law made five or six sets of cotton-padded clothes. When my second daughter became a daughter again, she managed to make two pairs of cotton pants. They didn’t fit and I couldn’t wear them. They didn’t bother to change them, so they left them in our room. With. Marriage is a trap, and what is trapped is the rest of a person's life.
21. Some people, no matter how beautiful they look or how nice their words are, are still outsiders in the end.
22. It’s better for boys. No matter how wronged or injured you are outside, you will be home when you get home. As for girls, when they get married, they have no home. No matter how many grievances and injuries I suffered, I could not go back to my mother-in-law's family, and I would always be an outsider in the eyes of my mother-in-law's family. Daughters-in-law have shortcomings after all. In their eyes: they need to be thrifty and run the house, be strong, be able to do anything, be good at taking care of children, and make money! The key is that I haven’t met a husband who knows how to be considerate. His parents are always his parents, and the one who does something wrong is always his wife! This kind of marriage really makes people desperate!
23. After all, I am an outsider, right, so my relatives can be forgiven for making ten mistakes~ But I, hahaha.
24. If I can’t get into your heart, I can’t write your dreams, no matter how much I pay, I will still be an outsider.
25. After all, he is an outsider, and he will leave as soon as he is told! Who really cares if he is an outsider to everyone who stays!
26. Outsiders are outsiders! I thought I could, I thought I could, I worked hard to be a lovely wife, but after all I am a wife, I am an outsider forever! If a woman marries you far away, the whole family will look down on her or have complaints about her. If you know that she loves her, you should protect her. You will allow your family to say unpleasant things and never give a single word of excuse. In the end, you will get divorced. Only then did I feel that that woman was pitiful and her hatefulness was so obvious! Super cool QQ personality talk
1. If you are not satisfied with me, please come to me directly and don’t vent your emotions to others.
2. I’m not forcing you to marry me, it’s just that you have to get married before the meal is cooked.
3. Love is something that makes people cry, but we still want it willingly.
4. After more than a hundred years, I still can’t remember how to write the word “admit defeat”!
5. I have endured many hardships, but now I am indifferent to pain and itching, so why should I be unhappy?
6. I am not born to be a king, but there is blood flowing in my bones that will not let me give up.
7. Growth is destined to be a person’s journey of pursuing responsibility, and it is destined to be a struggle between oneself and time.
8. You don’t have to be my friend, but how long can you last as my enemy?
9. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself.
10. Blue is one of my favorites, so I miss the sky and the sea so much.
11. When you are cursing, I will say to someone with a smile that this person is probably mentally retarded.
12. For those hypocritical people, I really want to slap her hypocritical heart to pieces.
13. When you try very hard to retain someone's feelings, the feeling of becoming humbled in an instant is really disgusting.
14. Does anyone remember what day of the week it is during summer vacation? Those who don’t remember stand up automatically!
15. Back then, a friend of mine, a classmate of mine, and other people’s children were all said to be unsurpassed by the four majors.
16. When I have the ability to leave, I will never stay for half a second.
17. Now I no longer turn my head reflexively when I hear your name, but I will freeze suddenly.
18. Big brother, you like quiet girls, but which girl will calm down when seeing big brother!
19. Girl, can you not be cowardly in front of others, even if you are embarrassed, you can still be arrogant and walk away.
20. Sorry, because the user is too ugly, signature settings are not set up.
21. The toilet is safe, because when boys chased you in elementary school, you would always run into the toilet immediately.
22. Salary is like a big aunt. It comes once a month and disappears in about a week.
23. Woman, why don’t you be strong? You are an animal that will not die even if it bleeds for a week.
24. Be careful when your hair grows to the size of your waist. Be careful of getting feces on your hair.
25. Even if something big happens, don’t cry! Remember, if you cry, the bitch will laugh!
26. My dream is to stand at the height of admiration by thousands of people and look down at those who once looked down on me.
27. My face is reflected in the large floor-to-ceiling windows. You can see the hollowness in my eyes and the coldness in my heart.
28. You laugh at me because few of my friends are alone. I pity you that you have many friends but none of them are sincere.
29. I have been thinking about what the first person who discovered that milk is drinkable did to cows!
30. Young people don’t act recklessly and boldly. I wonder where the themes come from in old age.
31. No one has ever given me an unexpected surprise that moved me to tears and made me want to laugh.
32. If you still love a girl after a breakup, don’t be brave. Your eyes are so beautiful, how can you use them to shed tears?
33. I’m not beautiful, I’m not pretentious, I’m not cool, I’m not gentle, but I have the capital to make you like me!
34. When someone insults you, remember that a lion will not look back just because a dog barks.
35. I very much agree with this sentence: You can never finish your summer homework!
36. People who come out to hang out always have to pay back their righteousness. They make us cry and we make them bleed.
37. Tell me how mean you are, and I will tell you which dumpling does not have a blade in it.
38. Don’t think that you have a great status in school. In fact, your status is your seat.
39. If you are unable to recover, you must know how to let go. You can no longer have the person you lost.
40. You laugh at the fact that my friends are rarely alone. I pity you that you have many friends but none of them are sincere.
41. When will you suddenly realize how good I am and embrace me with a low eyebrow and a smile.
42. The tragedy of life is that when you want to cut both ways, you only have one knife.
43. If you do something wrong, you don’t have to find ridiculous reasons for yourself, because I am just crazy.
44. It was holiday, and I planned to write all my homework seriously, but when I suddenly discovered that I couldn’t finish it at all!
45. May I treat you with enthusiasm forever, no matter how long it takes or on both ends of the earth.
46. I will pay attention to you in a way you know or don’t know, and watch your final end.
47. I am thinking about a question, what will happen to our QQ after we die.
48. I am not born to be a king, but there is blood flowing in my bones that will not let me bow.
49. What matters is not where we are, but which direction we are going.
50. Some fools even find excuses for the other person even after being stabbed, as if knowing the other person’s reasons will make the wound less painful.
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