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If my wife is angry and tries to coax her, I am lucky to have you.

Wife, if you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; but if you cry once, I will be sad for several months. What other words can you use to comfort your wife after a quarrel? Here are some words to comfort your wife when she is angry.

One of the things an angry wife says to coax her:

1. I was wrong! My wife is gentle, virtuous, well-managed, and well-educated, but I don’t know how to appreciate it. I’m sorry for you, please forgive me. Me!

2. Wife! I’m sorry! I’m so sorry, please forgive me! No? Then kiss me! No? Okay, okay, then I wish you good health and all your wishes come true. Still not okay? Give me to you. You can beat me or scold me as you please.

3. My dear, don’t be sad. In fact, I really love you, really really love you. Just like mice love rice, just like wolves love sheep, just like fish can't live without water, just like beggars love chicken legs, just like Yang Guo loves Xiao Longnu, just like you love money?

4. Wife, if the sentence "I'm sorry" can resolve all resentments, then I say, but, it is not sincere; if the sentence "I love you" can express all emotions, then I say, but, it is not false.

5. Wife! I’m happy when you’re angry, haha, I’m so happy. If you don’t want to make me happy, don’t be angry!

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Two things to do when your wife is angry and you want to coax her. :

6. Wife! I hurt you, I can’t sleep at night, reflect on my mistakes, and sincerely regret, so I can only seize the time and rush to create the "warm" message, hoping to warm your cold heart. Heart, please forgive me!

7. Wife, forgive me, forgive these crazy and blasphemous words, forgive me for being confused and excited! Don’t let me be immersed in the fear of losing you. , otherwise a heart that loves you will really collapse.

8. Wife, I would like to be a fish that you can braise, boil, or steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

9. Dear, don’t be angry, okay? It’s because I don’t understand you enough and I don’t consider you enough. I’m so damned! I long for your understanding. Please take care of yourself!

10. Wife, you seem to be angry, and I feel bad too! If I caused this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If you can't forgive me, I won't be able to forgive myself.

Three words for an angry wife to coax her:

11. The hook can be made of iron, the pillar can be made of iron, the chair can be made of iron, and the stool can be made of iron. Iron, but my dear, the heart cannot be made of iron. Please don’t be stone-hearted. Please forgive me!

12. Wife! Don’t be angry. Can I guess a riddle for you? You owe me I had five yuan, but you gave me ten yuan back. (make a polite expression) Can't guess? The answer is? I owe (apology)!

13. Wife, don't be angry, I will listen to you in everything from now on. I won’t talk back to you. I’ll wash the clothes, cook the food, mop the floor, earn the money, and take care of it for you. Smile!

14. My wife is so beautiful. She has bright eyes and a cherry mouth. She has a slim figure and long legs. She is ranked first compared to my beautiful wife. My wife stood on the stage. Even Miss World sighed!

15. Wife? I am really stupid, you are angry. I don’t even know how to make you happy. But in my heart, you are really the most beautiful, the gentlest tempered, the most delicious and delicious food. The woman who mops the shiniest clothes, washes the clothes the cleanest, and manages the best housekeeping, I am truly lucky to marry you. What a blessing.

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My wife is angry Four words to coax your wife:

16. Baby, I love you. The hustle and bustle of this world and the wealth and gain in this world are just passing smoke. Only love is eternal. I only want to use this life to possess and protect this love. I don’t say it will last forever, but I only want my heart to be eternal!

17. The wind has not moved, the flag has not moved, it is my heart that is moving; the heaven’s Blue, the greenness of the grass, the human heart; you ask me how deeply I love you, only the moon represents my heart.

18. 365 days a year, with your company every day, I feel happy and at ease.

There are 24 hours in a day, you are always caring and happiness overflows between my eyebrows. Thank you for your company and care every day. My life is so beautiful because of you. I wish us to be happy until we grow old!

19. Wife, don’t be angry. I will listen to you in everything from now on. I won’t talk back to you. I’ll wash the clothes. I’ll cook the food. I’ll haul the land. I’ll earn the money. I’ll take care of it for you. Smile.

20. I’ll write your words in the sky The name was taken away by the clouds. I wrote your name all over the mountain and was carried away by the wind. I wrote your name all over the streets, kao, and I was taken away by the police.