The daily conversation between mother and daughter is like a cross talk, laughing to death.

Mother said, "You are getting more and more disobedient!"

The daughter said, "What do you mean by disobedience? Think about my feelings before making a decision, okay? " My mother! "

Mother said, "discuss with you?" You don't know anything! "

The daughter said, "Look, authoritarianism has appeared again!"

Mom said: "You grew up, mom has prepared everything for you, and it still makes you feel wronged!" " "

The daughter said, "Forget it! Let me ask you: the milk powder you bought at the beginning has a strange smell. I don't like it. Do you know? The diapers you bought are too wide and scary, you know? I hate kindergarten teachers, you know? …"

Mom said, "I ... um ... I'll discuss it with you, and you have to respond!" " "

The daughter said, "I responded!"

Mom said, "When did you reply?"

The daughter said, "I cried!" Cry many times! Haven't you noticed? "

Mom: "…, …"

The daughter went on to say, "Besides, the clothes, shoes, schoolbags and pencil boxes you bought for me are not my favorite!" " ! And that braid, so ugly! I also took photos. Do you think it is ugly? "

Mom said: "I don't care about you, can you grow up so big!" " "

The daughter said, "Who told you to take care of it? I still have a father! "

Mother said, "you little heartless!" " I really regret giving birth to something like you! "

The daughter said, "Who gave birth to you? Did you ask my permission when you gave birth to me? "

Mom said, "You ... you know, I should have thrown you in the trash when I was born ..."

The daughter said, "Now you can throw it away! You throw! You throw! Throw it here. If I don't throw it today, it won't be my mother! "

Mom said, "You are my real mother!" "

The daughter said, "No! I don't want a daughter like you! "

Mom: "I … I … I won't kill you today, so you are not your real mother …" "