Humor about paying tuition fees

The humor of paying tuition is as follows:

1. If I had exchanged all my tuition fees for air tickets, I would have traveled around the world and learned as much as I do now.

2, teacher, I put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, with feelings! Can we not pay it?

3, I am about to start school, how to comfort you about to start school!

Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

I gain three pounds every holiday and lose three pounds in every school. Please give me a break.

On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

7. When school starts, smiling is the best way to face life.

8. School starts, and you haven't done your homework yet. You have something to do, you have something to do.

9, September, it turned out to be just a farewell song living in the distance of memory, just like raindrops beating everyone's heart, but it is also a brand-new beginning.

Can I start school?

1 1, I have been favored by teachers since I went to school. I said that the teacher must be in contact with rain and dew, but the teacher scolded me and scolded me if he didn't listen.

12, don't tell me that school starts, it hurts my feelings.

13, the first thing at school is to write someone's name on the dusty desk with your fingers, smile and erase it.

14, the shortest distance in the world, from vacation to school; The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday.

15, gain three pounds on holidays, lose three pounds on holidays, homework, please give me a break.

16, some classes, like Fu Nan battery, are longer than six!

17, children's papers that don't want to start school are all good children's papers, which proves that they have no worries at school and they have no partners.

18, school is about to start, and I miss the books on my desk!

19 You know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts.

20. Start school if you are not crazy. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.