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Humorous personality, simplicity and fashion, tell me about it.

1. Jianghu is sinister. If you can't, leave!

2. The public can be likable or out of favor.

There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.

Tonight, let's use the cold war to keep warm!

5, low-key to high-profile!

6, not superstitious, only charming.

7. A person's greatest sorrow is his unwillingness to be himself.

8. Sad people love to drink, while lonely people love to sing old songs.

9. Put yourself in others' shoes.

10, this is heartbreaking, and it looks like dumpling stuffing.

1 1, no one is holding hands, so I'll just take a ride.

12, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

13, alas ~ this person is not straight, even his headache is partial.

14, this person doesn't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

15, it is impossible to steal happiness, but there is still a little hope to steal fat.

16, putting down the butcher's knife to become a Buddha means that the other party will split you in two at the moment you put down the butcher's knife.

17, always young, always act young, always ungrateful, always in tears.

18, you can't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times.

19, lonely people tend to be very strong; Lonely people are mostly gentle.

20. Laughter is a blooming smile.

2 1, loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

22, although restless, but also to maintain self.

23. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

24. If there is any similarity, you just copied me.

25, stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first.

26. Does that man dare to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

27. Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.

28. When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.

29. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it!

30. The deeper the water, the smoother the water flow.

3 1, kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

I won't say anything if I kill you.

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.

Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the soil.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

37. Don't arm yourself with worldly ways, you will be unaccustomed.

38. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories.

39. The so-called threshold, the past is the door, and if it doesn't pass, it becomes the threshold.

40. Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

4 1, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, there is only one knife.

42. What a spicy society it would be if it were all ginger.

Everything will be fine when you don't take things seriously.

44. No matter the king or the farmer, he is the happiest person as long as he can find peace in his own home. You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry when you eat porridge.

45. If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.

46. In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

48. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.

49. All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

50. Face is given by others and lost by yourself.

5 1. If one day I disappear, there are only two possibilities: my body is traveling, or my soul is traveling. Let your personality shine on your forehead.

52. It may seem so, but not necessarily.

53. It is not naivety that stops growing, but self-maturity.

54. Sadness turns left and happiness comes.

Life is colorful, but I also have my own color.

56. Of course God will forgive me, because that's his profession.

57. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

58. We are ordinary people, and we are also special people, so we are particularly ordinary.

Talking about fashion personality

1, has been imitated and never charged. 2, the heart will be tired, the unintentional person does not care.

You came for a while, I will remember it all my life.

The more you lose, the more you understand.

5, time can not take away, I love your traces.

6. Blame me me for being stupid and missing the most beautiful thing.

7. The easier it is to get, the less rare it is.

Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

9. We are just friends and have no extra language.

10, don't think that there is no confidant in the road ahead, and more money will naturally lead to beauty.

1 1. The past is not equal to the present, and the present is not equal to the future.

12, it's not that I'm sad, just that I've experienced too much.

13. Life is the meeting of some people and some dogs.

14, our slogan is: Eat enough to lose weight.

15, if there is no night, how can there be a bright moonlight?

16, tasteless taste is the most intriguing.

17, the bell at night, awakened my childhood fantasy dream.

18, how much emotional debt can my two-inch shoulder bear?

19, find a place to cry, and then be strong in death after crying.

It doesn't matter if the sky falls, what matters is that you are not dead.

2 1, I've been waiting all my life, but I can't get your instant gaze.

22. I am telling my sadness alone. I am still unique.

23, the face under the mask, who can see through its hypocrisy.

24. Those who know know know how to give up, and those who really love know how to sacrifice.

25. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

What is popular now is a snob and intrigue society.

27. Happiness is slowly fading. Is my persistence worth it?

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

29. Time can forget everything, but not everything.

I would rather be king in hell than bow down in heaven.

3 1, no one gave me a warm hug, so I hugged myself.

Looking at you from a distance like this is the nearest distance.

How can I ask you not to give it back to me?

34. I want to say that I am just a child, but the reality doesn't allow it.

It is not easy to love someone, so don't give up easily.

36, some troubles, lost, there is a chance of light clouds.

I allow her to exist, but I don't allow you to quit.

38. Keep a low profile, or it will hurt if you fall one day.

39. The most beautiful thing is not only eternity, but also a short moment.

40. Stand in your corner and pretend to be a passerby!

4 1, I never thought life would be so sad without you.

42. In my beautiful sadness, the past is like a butterfly.

43. Tears come to an end, and the words in my ear are still spinning.

44. The people we love have the most power to hurt us.

I find that I take this love too seriously.

46. I am lucky, but I only walk in my world.

47. I learned to smile in tears and see strength in failure.

48. I am stuck in the season of love allergy, and I miss you.

49. I hate the word "hehe" when chatting.

50. Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around.

5 1, I see you clearly, but I can't see myself clearly. How ridiculous.

52. Life is beautiful only when it comes out, but not when it comes out.

53. No matter how gorgeous you turn around, there will be tears behind you that you can't see.

Once, I was proud of my love, but I am sad to break up with you tomorrow.

55. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not.

56.where did it come from? What is eternal? Everything I met was a vow of eternal love.

57. If you are playing, then I have a lifetime to play with you.

58. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose your life to time?

59. The happiness I want is simple. I have a lover, something to do and expectations.

60. I get used to everything I'm not used to, only to find that I'm no longer around.

6 1, I'm still waiting for you in the same place, and a person dies slowly in memory.

62. Smile and delete all your contact information, and that's all.

63. I just want to tell you that every movement of mine is related to you.

64. I want to care about you, but it's a pity that you have entered other people's scenery.

If we change our minds, you will know how much I love you.

66. I will have my own life in the future, and I will also bask in my happiness.

67. The river turned around and we stood on the other side, calling for a boat that couldn't wait to cross the time. .

68. I am a little afraid of people who are not desperate, but I am more afraid of shameless people.

69. Love is like a grave. Some people know it's a grave and jump desperately.

Life is not a dream. When you wake up, you must not sleep after being greedy.

7 1. If I become indifferent, please remember that I am simple.

72. There are more and more numbers in mobile phones, but fewer and fewer people can make calls.

73. In my world, there are many secrets. About you, it belongs only to me.

74. I love you What do you care? Strange, I can't blame you.

75. I hate being put in a dispensable position after giving my heart and soul.

If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is debt collectors and the other is debt repayers.

78. Those endless sorrows swallowed up all my persistence like a tsunami.

79, I want our love, no dignity, only a lifetime together.

80. The world is really strange. What I love does not love me. What I love does not love me.

8 1, sometimes hurt by some words, but smile anyway, just because you are a friend.

82. Maybe it's not that I haven't been touched, it's not impossible, it's just that there is no fate.

83. If you are tired of loving me, you can choose to turn around. Pain is my business.

84. Is there anyone like me who has nothing to do but can't bear to turn off the computer?

85. Instead of waiting for others to love you, learn to love yourself more.

86. Happiness is like a cat chasing a mouse. One wants to chase, the other wants to escape.

87. I told you I told you this, and I promise you will be satisfied with your nose.

202 1 on personality fashion

1. Men are like chewing gum. The more you chew, the less you taste.

2. Don't be a woman who needs a man, but be a woman who needs a man.

No one is allowed to hurt my sister, and no one is allowed to touch my sister without my permission.

You have counted the women in your hand over and over again, but you forget that there are countless men in my hand.

5. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

6. Men are playboys, not men's playboys.

7. I said, man, can you stop hurting the woman who loves you?

As a typical loser, I am actually very successful.

Ever since I came out of my mother's stomach, I have no intention of going back alive.

10, no longer live silently, I want to restart my pride.

1 1, if there is love in the sky, it is easy to get old and sisters are knocked down-girlfriends are the first.

12, I live for my sisters, and I am willing to be disfigured with a knife. You people are bullying a fucking try.

13, I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me!

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

15, live for yourself, not for love.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

17, those who secretly love me, you can really hold your breath. You have been secretly in love for more than 20 years, and there is still no movement, hehe …

18, live well or die fast!

19, someone is alive and he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.

20. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

2 1, be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time!

22, don't want to live in pain, just give me a happy smile.

23. It takes courage to live and strength to die.

24, live like the sun 1, even if it will burn others.

25. Laughing is a lifetime, and crying is a lifetime. Anyway, as long as you live, you live with a smile.

I live to eat meat, and any animal on the grassland may be my lunch.

27. We have nothing to be afraid of. We came into this world with no intention of going back alive!

28. I don't blame my brother for not being human, but my sister-in-law is too charming.

29. Sisters are brothers and men are clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I'll tear his clothes.

30. I put a knife in my brother's rib and a knife in my brother's rib for a woman. I really understand the middle truth.

3 1, women are like clothes, brothers are like brothers. How to mend the broken clothes and how to connect the broken limbs?

32. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

33. Thank God for making me lonely and enduring the hardships of my soul.

Listen, if someone breaks my sister's wings, I will ruin the whole heaven.

35, two dollars 1 hour of love, I am not rare.

36. It's not that my sister is unique, but that you can't keep up with my sister's footsteps.

37. Unlike other girls, I love to cry and make trouble. Remember, my concept is good.

Don't be shocked if you find that your sister has become gentle, it's because her sister has taken medicine on time these two days.

39.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

40. I'm not a gentle elder sister in red wine heels, I'm just his woman.

4 1. A dog is always a dog. People are sometimes not people.

42. My sister dragged on because there was a brother behind her.

43. We don't need false love.

44. Get out of my world with your pity and ridicule.

45. Failure is not in my sister's dictionary.

46. My sister's bottle of makeup remover scared away many ignorant little men.

47. Women are like clothes, but elder sister is something you can't wear.

48. My brother-in-law is waiting for you (Athena) to pursue me.

49. Don't mess with me. I am a girl you can't afford to play with.

Don't regard your carelessness as an invasion of my privacy.

Talking about mixed fashion personality

1, life is incomplete and emotional, but life is still full of sunshine.

There is one of the most beautiful colors in the world, and that is the oasis you created for me.

Even if you don't love yourself, I will love you better for you.

If time is a camera, I hope to stay forever at the moment when you and I embrace each other.

It is my unswerving action to wait with my life.

6. The most beautiful voice in the world is your call to me.

7. I am used to pretending to be strong, and I am used to facing everything alone.

8. Don't trust your memory too much. People inside don't necessarily miss you that much.

9. Maybe I will forget you tomorrow, maybe I will never forget you.

10, I couldn't let go of those memories, and finally I became a shackle and couldn't escape.

A person has only one heart, but two atria.

12, time is passing by bit by bit, and the simple me has already disappeared in that fleeting time.

13, when everyone in the world pursues individuality, the ordinary is unique.

14, in love, there is always a protagonist and a supporting role, the tired is always the protagonist, and the injured is always the supporting role.

15. Missing is like a door that can't be closed tightly. The air is filled with happy dust.

16, there are some things that we know are wrong, but we must insist because we are unwilling.

17, we are betting on love, and no one can go back on our word.

18, dear, my request is not high, just five words to be your only one.

19, my world, you don't care; Your world, I was exiled.

20, tears flow, love you very much, but can't see the future.

2 1, the memories that one person thinks are unforgettable have long been forgotten by others.

22. Time is not to forget the pain, but to get used to it.

23. Hold your head up and smile at the sky, and don't care about everything you have.

No matter how turbulent the world is, I only need you, no matter how desperate you are, you have the courage to smile.

25. I stood on tiptoe and looked at the unreachable time I lost.

26. There will always be sunshine after a cloudy day, so warm and dazzling.

27, a rain, an umbrella, a street, a person walking.

28. If you miss it, you miss everything. No matter how hard you try, you can't go back.

29. Some people are destined to be passers-by, and some things are destined to be memories.

30. I choose to love you lightly, but I love you so vigorously.

3 1, promises that cannot be made become shackles, and happiness is always out of stock in reality.

32. I painted the whole world for you with a brush called Youth.

I'm sorry, I was old when you appeared in my life.

I rummaged around for my happiness, but it fell unconsciously, like a fallen leaf this season.

Even if life turns to dust, I will try to love.

36. Don't be unknown. I want to hear about your sadness and loneliness.

37. Memories are just a kind of outdated beauty, and expectations are just a kind of false happiness.

38. People are lonely, and I will always give up on you.

39. In this world, there are only excuses for sadness, and there is no reason for sinking.

40. Tears are small bleeding wounds, like rosy sweat.

4 1, I love that you can be together, but there are many reasons to be apart.

42. Tears fall on your hands, as cold as death.

I stand in the sky that you can see. You just need to look up.

44. Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every sewing will also encounter the pain of puncture.

We can't predict the future, we can only take it one step at a time.

46. Old love is an unforgettable feeling, while new love is an irresistible passion.

47. Love is the flame of life. Without it, everything will be dark.

48. Deliberately create memories and keep the beauty in your heart.

49. Love is a faint sunshine that can warm every cold corner.

50, bury your head in your arms and forget his pain.

5 1, happiness may be to find a warm person for a lifetime.

There's not much I can do for you, but I'm always there for you when you need me.

53. I tried my best to piece together the fragmented memories, so I formed you.

54. Are you not persistent enough or am I not deep enough?