What kind of stupid circle of friends makes people laugh once?

1. Ten years ago, I saved a little lion and put it back into the forest. Ten years later, I came to the forest again. I saw it, it grew up, I ran to it, and it ran to me. When we were only one meter apart, I found ... I mistook the lion. I advise you to walk at night without looking at your mobile phone. Just walking and playing with my mobile phone, I stuffed my mobile phone under the armpits of a tall couple who were hugging ... 3. Do you know what the flower language of popcorn is? Don't talk while watching the movie. 4. If you slap me, I will slap you; You give me a punch, I'll give you a punch back; You give me a knife, and then brother, I may die. . 5. What is the loneliest thing you have ever heard? Classmate, you are the only one left in the homework. 6. I remember the last time I touched a boy's hand, when I was playing "You clap one, I clap one-". 7./Kloc-When he was 0/7 years old, he became an internet celebrity and drove a luxury car. I am in my twenties, and I grabbed a red envelope of 0.0 1 in the group. Being moved out of the group to chat without saying thank you ... 8. Don't try to trick me in the future, or I will accompany you. 9. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I collapsed. Good night 10. Take care of yourself when it's cold, and wear thick clothes to make others feel fat. 1 1. Me: "Mom, I read an article today saying that beating and scolding children as children didn't play a little educational role. Now I think it's really a waste to be beaten as a child ... "My mother:" It's not a waste. I hit you mainly to vent my anger. It doesn't matter whether you teach or not. " 12. I may get up early to run tomorrow, or I may wake up and find myself winning the lottery. The chances of the two are similar. 13. I found that I was very shy. A handsome guy who just walked in front of me dropped his wallet. I picked it up quietly and didn't have the courage to tell him. 14. My mother called me at noon: 12 o'clock, why don't you get up? The sun is shining on your ass! ! My mother's shouts scared me to get up and put sunscreen on my ass.