Funny wechat talk about daquan?

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1. When I was a child, my teacher explai

What's funny about WeChat? The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you like it.

Selected 10 articles

1. When I was a child, my teacher explained the meaning of "handsome" on the blackboard, which puzzled me. My deskmate quietly handed me a mirror, and suddenly, I understood.

Whenever the charge rings, I quickly hide in the trench, because: I am undercover!

Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, I never forgot your bitter gourd face.

Whenever Tanabata comes, go out and have a look. Break up a couple is a couple!

5. if you don't study for a day, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

6. Sao! A coquettish personality. Bitch! Cheap and comfortable. Wave! Want romantic waves.

7. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

8. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

9. Wallet, what happened to your wallet? Answer my wallet. Why have you lost weight again? Wake up.

10. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

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1. Before, the woman who made uncooked rice was yours. Now, it's no use jumping raw rice into popcorn.

Women love two kinds of flowers best, one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

3. if you don't study for a day, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

4. Sao! A coquettish personality. Bitch! Cheap and comfortable. Wave! Want romantic waves.

Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

6. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

7. Wallet, what happened to your wallet? Answer my wallet. Why have you lost weight again? Wake up.

8. Even if it is sweet talk to you, it is my reluctant attachment to you, and only you can make me sweet talk.

9. Teacher, just say which parent you like, and don't always hold parent-teacher conferences.

10. "Are you short of money? If you are short of money, go to the opposite ATM to sing. " "Why? Because you sang, the ATM threw up.

1 1. It is said that women are made of water and men are made of mud; Is that shemale made of cement?

12. I hope the class will be over and the school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

13. "Don't you have me in your heart?" "You're so fat, you've occupied all your seats. Who can squeeze in?"

14. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may draw a knife to kill me!

15. Give me a car accident, either amnesia, death or crossing.

16. One day in class, the teacher said, "Make your school your home!" A classmate said, "This is my home. Please get out! "

17. All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

18. Which country often divorces, Paris. Ok, let's get married there in the future.

19. When I was a child, my teacher explained the meaning of "handsome" on the blackboard, which puzzled me. My deskmate quietly handed me a mirror, and suddenly, I understood.

20. Whenever the charge rings, I quickly hide in the trench, because: I am undercover!

2 1. Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, I never forgot your bitter gourd face.

22. Whenever Tanabata comes, go out and have a look. Break up a couple is a couple!

23. Some things don't need to be argued. They are submissive on the surface and rebellious in secret.

24. A mung bean is walking in the street, walking, stepping on a lemon, and it becomes a "sour bean".

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

26. In the past, the woman who made uncooked rice was yours. Now, it's no use jumping raw rice into popcorn.

27. Women love two kinds of flowers best, one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

28. One day in class, the teacher said, "Make your school your home!" A classmate said, "This is my home, please go out!" " "

29. All the questions in the world can be answered by "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

30. Which country often divorces, Paris, and then we will go there to get married.

3 1. Even if it is sweet talk to you, it is my reluctant attachment to you, and only you can make me sweet talk.

32. Teacher, just say which parent you like, and don't hold parent-teacher conferences all the time.

33. "Are you short of money? If you are short of money, go to the opposite ATM to sing. " "Why? Because you sang, the ATM threw up.

34. It is said that women are made of water and men are made of mud; Is that shemale made of cement?

35. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

36. "Don't you have me in your heart?" "You are so fat, you take up all the seats. Who can squeeze in?"

37. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may draw a knife to kill me!

38. Give me a car accident, or forget it, or die, or cross it.

39. Some things don't need to be argued. They are submissive on the surface and rebellious in secret.

40. A mung bean is walking in the street, walking, stepping on a lemon, and it becomes a "sour bean".