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Why can't the three northeastern provinces and Xinjiang retain talents?

What can't be retained is the bad "talents" who have a heart in mind and a geographical drift.

As a person working in Xinjiang, I should have a special say.

We are an oil company, which implements unified recruitment and then sends it to all parts of the motherland for training. My training place is Wuhan, and an Xi person went to Wuhan for training. In August and September, the clothes were washed for a day, but they were not dry. They were all blown by air conditioners. Mosquitoes killed people and went to a food stall for a barbecue. The boss is very considerate and lit mosquito-repellent incense at your feet, but mosquitoes are not afraid of mosquito-repellent incense at all. I guess they are used to smelling it every day.

Finally, after the training, major project departments across the country began to openly recruit and choose in two directions. Some people signed Shaanxi, some signed Gansu, some went to Sichuan, some went to Zhejiang, Northeast China and Qinghai. I chose Xinjiang because there is no Tibet there.

I don't care about Xinjiang, Uygur girls, delicious fruits, yakeshi mutton kebabs, mysterious Kanas, beautiful Nalati, green-eyed Jiangbulak, white snowy mountains and ethnic minority boys with legs two meters long.

I dedicated my youth to the frontier of my motherland.

I went to Xinjiang by train, and when I slept at night, alas, God, it's so vast outside. It's all Gobi After a sleep, alas, didn't the train leave? This scene looks a little familiar. Units are built on the Gobi desert, and few people have nothing. Therefore, as soon as I return to Xi, I like to go to department stores. I don't buy things, just look at people. There are many people, and it is rare to be lively!

When I first arrived at the unit, I heard the old masters say, alas, there are many people this year. I wonder how much I can stay. I'm a little nervous. I asked around if there were any pits I didn't know about. The master said that 40 were sent a few years ago, and less than half of them ran in a month. It's much better now, the salary has been improved, the dormitory has been built and the greening has been improved. The canteen does not fry meat, and there is no shortage of vegetables.

I asked, why did they run? We are also a former Fortune 500 company, so we can't.

The master told me that they are all college students and come from big cities. In this place where rabbits don't shit and turtles don't lay eggs, there is not even a KTV. When the road gets dark, there will be no ghosts. It's windy every day, and the couple doesn't have nosebleeds for half a month. Xinjiang people go inland. How wonderful the mainland is, the climate is good, and the more lively it is, the more cotton-padded jacket it takes off for spring clothes. Cool! In Xinjiang, all day long, there are cotton-padded jackets and half sleeves, and there are few vegetables, either cabbage or potatoes. It is strange that college students don't run.

In fact, Xinjiang is good, but Qinghai runs a lot. The ultraviolet ray is strong, the man doesn't wear sunscreen, and he doesn't know his mother who has been sunbathing for two months. Divide the past 30 in a year, and the remaining three will be good.

Now I have worked in this unit for two or three years, and I gradually feel that there is nothing wrong with it. Xinjiang has the advantages of Xinjiang, Guangzhou has the prosperity of Guangzhou, and Beijing has the dust and smog of Beijing. There is no need to squeeze the subway when driving to work, and there is never a traffic jam. The fruit is especially sweet, because in the small town, colleagues are also very caring and the pace of life is very slow.

What about those who escaped? Don't you know the climate and geographical environment in Xinjiang? Your geography teacher died young? Is it an adult's job to choose a job without knowing the working environment, work content and possible difficulties? After signing the work agreement, you have to take responsibility, and then you run away because you are not satisfied with your work, and the responsibility is fed to the dog? Then I ran back to the big city and complained about the high living standard, poor air quality, traffic jams and crowded subways. Why are you so busy?