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Do you remember the person who once made your heart beat?

First, getting up every morning depends not on the alarm clock and perseverance, but on the urine that has been suppressed all night.

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

Third, when I am serious, everyone thinks I am joking.

5. "I have no doubt. Anyway, I believe we can do something together. 」

6. Even if you smash the clock, no one can keep the pace of time for half a second.

If you don't go for a walk with me, I'll push you into the sea.

Eight, you come and go in the vein of my palm until you become the most repressed and deepest secret in my heart.

Do you remember the person who once made your heart beat?

When we graduate, boys and girls should be shy and give each other a hug, whether pure or not.

I hate being put in a dispensable position I hate that people who are good to me are better to others.

Don't take my words casually if you can't fathom my temper.

Thirteen, I just regret that when I needed you most, you temporarily forgot me.

14. Disliking anyone is the best protection for yourself.

Fifteen, don't contact, because your indifference annoys me; I didn't take the initiative because I couldn't impress you at all.

The result of being naughty now is that your partner will become someone else's bride and groom in the future.

If we have a tacit understanding, you must know that I am waiting for you.

No one has ever surprised me and moved me to tears.

19. Looking back at the road you have traveled, there is nothing to miss.

I can't remember the name of the protagonist. Remember that your shirt is clean.

The most painful thing in life is that the man you like asks you to help him find someone.

22. Take control of your own path. It depends on how you go.

Maybe because I like you, many things don't need a reason.

Love words that make TA heart-pounding.

Love words that make TA heart-pounding.

1. Hold your hand and grow old with your son-reasons for listing: reality, stability and sense of belonging.

Men always mistakenly think that the more disgusting a woman is, the more she likes it, so there are many endless romantic sentences in the mobile phone. Maybe they can't see the eye movements of women who receive these messages, so they will enjoy nausea for a long time and upgrade to the experience of learning from each other in men's circles. In fact, the occasional nausea may be lucky enough to get a woman's knowing smile, but what makes her cry is those sentences that are not gaudy but firm with a sense of commitment. Many women admit that they will be reluctant to delete such love words from their boyfriends or husbands on their mobile phones.

2. You are really funny (you are really funny)-Reason for listing: the atmosphere is relaxed, funny and focused.

Humor is a magic weapon to focus on women's popularity. Men with a sense of humor are always popular among women. Many men worry that they lack a sense of humor. There are also many men who practice their sense of humor but can't get in the door. They always use funny jokes and inappropriate teasing to cause silence.

As long as he is not a clown who is full of ugliness or grandstanding, it is definitely more important to praise him for his sense of humor than for his handsome and generous. After being praised as humorous and interesting, men will try their best to keep their names. Just wait and see how he makes you laugh in different ways.

3, miss you-reasons for listing: simple and clear, thrilling.

It's simple, but the effect is extraordinary. The index that makes women blush and heartbeat will never lose to the straightforward and melodramatic "I love you", which is neither artificial nor gentle. Men don't like to say "love" all the time, but they won't refuse such a simple and concise word that can make women tender. Besides, this word is quite convenient. Even if a text message or a phone call is only two or three words, a woman's eyes will be instantly soft.

4. Wow! How do you know everything! You are so smart and capable; You know everything)-reasons for making the list: inspiration, admiration, chivalry.

Whether there is real material or not, men are more or less chivalrous and like to show their "unique skills" in front of women by surprise. Women also hope that the man at home is not only a computer expert, but also a plumber and a cross-power repairman. At this time, the man who is so busy in their eyes has a different kind of sexy charm.

In fact, many compliments are nonsense. No one knows how much he weighs-but often such nonsense will become a stimulant for men. Such praise is an encouragement and recognition, and no man doesn't like it.

5. It's really interesting to be with you-reason for being on the list: simple, sincere and unforgettable.

Sometimes, a nervous man will foolishly think that flattery is equivalent to praising a woman for her beauty and good figure, but she doesn't know that flattery is sometimes kicked to death by a horse. What they want is by no means a perfunctory smile. Some sweet words can be recalled, and the sincerity reflected is not as good as "You are very important to me, I will die without you" and "Because of you, I know the world is so beautiful".

6. I like your nose (hair, eyes, voice ...)-reason for listing: satisfy vanity and sexual suggestion.

Choose one. There's always something to praise. Men care about appearance as much as women, and targeted praise may be exchanged for his pretentious indifference or childish naughty response. Men always scoff at women's lingering "love you and miss you", but they applaud them for giving him extra points directly, especially the subtle sexual hints hidden in this sweet talk will always make them unconsciously lose their minds.

A thrilling confession sentence

Fall in love with you, love you all the way, miss every step; Always pay attention to bright eyes to make me happy; Counting the fleeting time, it is sweet because of you; Hand in hand forever, accompany in this life. It is my destiny to love you. Are you moved by these sentences? Here are more touching confession sentences, please refer to them.

1. It's hard to forget the first time I saw you, those charming eyes, and I didn't know what love at first sight was until I found them.

Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.

3. Happiness will not wait for you all the time, and the person who loves you and the person you love will not appear at any time. Please learn to cherish.

4. It's so hard to love you without wanting anything! Love you, but sneaking around, so tired! Love you, but break my heart, so miserable! Love you, I am willing, so sweet! Love is not an end, the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

The greatest luck in my life is knowing you, but the greatest misfortune is not having you. Maybe you will meet the person you love deeply, but you won't meet the second person who loves you as much as I do.

6. It is my pursuit to love you for ten thousand years; It is my wish to love you for a thousand years; Kissing you once is the happiest time in my life; Promise me that you will be my girlfriend!

7. Love is as clear as glass and as fragile as glass; The cup used to hold tea can be changed again, but there is only one cup used to hold love in a lifetime!

8. Love is hard, and being loved is happy; Everyone is happy to accept love and love others hard!

9. Love is like a ray of sunshine in winter, which warms your cold heart. Love is like spring in the desert, nourishing your dry heart. Love is like a bright light, guiding you to the right path and keeping it in your heart every day!

10. To love someone is to hear his voice; To love a person is to look at his face; Love you doesn't need gorgeous language to decorate. Love you, hide in my heart, warm in your heart!

1 1. Sleepless all night, when will the missing person return, the cold pillow at the bedside dries up tears, and I miss several times in my dream; The night is very quiet, and the quiet heart can't sleep; Thinking is very painful and painful, and pain is like a fire feast; Love you like a volcano!

12. A day in spring is a new beginning for all life. Passionate season has given birth to countless vitality, spring breeze and autumn, as well as several degrees of spring and autumn. You are far away, and the fire rises in my heart. I wonder if you are thinking about me now.

13. I still know you after breaking up, but I don't want to see you again. I won't bless you if you live well, and I won't laugh at you if you live badly. Because from now on we are strangers. Your world no longer has me, and my world no longer has you.

14. I hope you are very bitter and tired. I miss you and love you.

15. I walked alone for so many years and didn't feel anything until I met you. Would you like to walk the rest of the road with me?

16. I want to walk side by side with you on that mountain road, with blue sky, white clouds and breeze, me and you.

17. Buddha said: Kneeling for 500 years can wait for the person you love. But I spent 600 years waiting for you, and 100 years people call it a century of harmony.

18. Without your news, life is particularly dull; It's always a long time without your news; Without your news, the sun is no longer as bright as before; Without your news, spring has lost the fragrance of birds and flowers!

19. You are my favorite person, but you don't love me. I just want you to be happy! I also hope that you will never stop my care and love for you!

20. You are my first choice, my last choice and my eternal choice in this life.

2 1. There are three important days in this world, and the day you are there will touch the heartstrings. On that day there, I was no longer lonely in joy; The day you and I become us, we will be happy forever.

22. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, this life passed by. If it's really you, I'd like to meet you ten thousand times and tell you that I really want to see you.

23. Are you far from me? Not at all. It is hidden in my heart.

24. Your smile is a song, a youthful love song. That beautiful melody reverberated in my heart and mind for a long time.

Meeting you is my greatest happiness. With you, my life has become infinitely broad, and with you, the world has become so charming. You are the world, and the world is you.

26. It takes one day to wait for a sunrise; It takes January to wait for the full moon; It takes a year to wait for a flower to bloom; Wait all your life and love you all your life. Dear, I will put up with your life.

27. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me: What do you want to wish for? I said: I want to take care of a person who has been reading text messages all his life. May he be happy forever and bless him when he is unhappy!

28. When the first morning light shines on the world, my love will come to you. Remember the confession sentence! My love is always by your side!

29. From the moment I met you, I found that I finally found my other half. I want to give you a lifetime of happiness, and I firmly believe that life will not waver!

Looking forward to beautiful spring and warm spring, please come into my life and warm my life. You are my spring and my dream. Please give me green hope!

3 1. Tea is a quiet companion, and what is sad in the feelings of shallow drinking is the fragrance of ups and downs alone; Chrysanthemums are lonely dancers. What is revealed in the blooming of Fanghua is the pride of being indifferent. I hope to enjoy tea and chrysanthemum, and have you with me all my life.

32. Never give up, the tide rises and falls, flowers bloom and fall, and everything in the world has its ups and downs, but my love for you never falls.

Inadvertently, you stole my heart. Broken me, only miss you, miss you! Give me your heart back, will you?

Holding you is a kind of happiness, kissing you is a kind of intoxication, and loving you is a kind of unforgettable, so I will exchange my life for this feeling!

35. I love you just because you are you. You are a little good, a little bad and a little stupid. You are unique throughout the ages. I love you only because we met!

Write it on the slate, on the beach, on the trunk, and finally, let the whole world know that I love you, love you, love you! I will write in rainbow.

37. If I had a magic lamp, I would have three chances to make a wish. But I only need one! I will make this wish: I want you to have countless afterlives and love you for a hundred thousand centuries!

38.you owe me! Who told you to let me love you? So you can use your life to pay it back slowly!

39. The brilliance of the Milky Way can't compare with the brilliance of our love, and the marks of meteors can't compare with the traces of our love. I want to snuggle up with you under the grape trellis, stare at the stars, light the candles in the water, and pray to snuggle up with you forever.

40. Hello, I received your short message asking to be my girlfriend. I've been your boyfriend since you saw this message! Smile more and cry less; Love me more and scold me less; Kiss me more and hit me less; I'm your Britney Spears.

4 1. Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And () said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.

42. Don't let my dream wake up too early. If true feelings and promises become unimportant, what else is worth looking for in this world! Love me forever, okay?

When the sun goes down, my heart sinks. When the sun rises in the east, my heart is bursting out. This is a heartfelt cry, I love you!

Understand that the furthest distance in the world is not where you are going, but face to face without knowing whether you love me or not, but please don't forget that I will wait for you until I say I love you.

45. The swan bird has not returned, so it is better to go to a couple. After many hardships, friends eventually become friends, and Er 'an is accompanied. (I love you very much)

46. Loving you is a challenge to my faith; Give up you for my faith; But I still can't help but love you and miss you. I still hope to marry you one day.

47. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless lovers. Infatuated people are uncertain, and thin lovers are like wolves; I am passionate, self-indulgent and miserable; Many lovers are tired of coping, and the real lover must belong to you!

48. I ignore time just to wait for you to appear; I ignore the distance and just wait for you to appear; I ignore the language just because I think you haven't changed. Honey, I miss you.

49. What leaps is missing, flying is love, flying is blessing, flying is your heart. My love for you spreads like flying, and I really want to fly to your side.

50. There is a person who has been in my mind all the time and will come out inadvertently. I want to say to TA: you won't give up without me in this life, and you will only hold these hands in this life.

Will such classic love words make your heart beat?

1, love does not win or lose, only love and non-love, love must be happy, and if you don't love, just forget it. What you cry is not love, but sympathy. Love mixed with sympathy is impure. If you love, you will love and experience. Even if the result is injury and pain, don't regret your contribution.

2. Don't blame me for being a playboy, but you can't keep my heart.

3. Life is like a journey, including crying and singing. When the song ends, only those who are in pain hurt themselves, and those who are injured hurt themselves. A dream, a prosperous, a brilliant, all blowing in the wind. I once turned away from you, and I spent my whole life forgetting you.

4. It is a great regret in life to have love and not be husband and wife; A couple without love is a great sorrow in life. Don't hate the person you loved and don't wait for him to come back. Men often can't stand the test of happiness, and women often can't stand the test of pain. Forced love is not strong.

She left, and what remained in my heart was my growth. When I am gone, what will never leave is eternal love. Life used to be cold and lonely, but it bloomed because of love. If this flower is in bloom, you don't have to worry about anything.

6. The love handed down from generation to generation is most obviously manifested in the pursuit of possession. Lovers always want to possess the woman they desire absolutely, and also want to have absolute power over her soul and body. He wants a person to be loved, and he wants to be the supreme and most desirable person in a woman's soul to stay and dominate.

7. An embroidered shoe in my memory, exquisite embroidered shoes, with delicate and dense stitches and bright colors, is my long-cherished dream. It comes to my night repeatedly, just like passing the exam repeatedly, slowly and elegantly, often hovering my thoughts, and my thoughts can't deviate, just meeting overnight.

8. People like you: 1, go out and look in the mirror and give yourself a confident smile; 2. Be good at discovering the advantages of others; 3. praise; 4, take the initiative, pay, don't accompany people to bury the hatchet; 5. accept snacks handed over by others; 6. Ask more people to help you; 7. Listen attentively and don't interrupt each other; 8. Speak forcefully and feel the appeal of your voice; 9. Before you speak, consider the other person's feelings.

9. Quietly wait in this drizzling season, let a heart's melancholy float to your side with the sound of rain, turn into pieces of thoughts and stay where you live.

10, he handed you whatever he prepared for you. You must not care, because he is actually very careful.

1 1. Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave. You can see the words I left on the screen, but you can't see the tears I shed on the keyboard. If the memory becomes a fragment, it is because it is full of heartache. It turns out that love can't be faked, happiness can't be faked, and it will always be a moment.

12. If you can't see him, you will be lost, lonely and bored. As long as I hear her name, I will be happy. As long as I see his figure, I will be excited. As long as I hear his voice, I will be incoherent. How many times have you fantasized about meeting him face to face and talking with him?

13. Many couples want each other to be kind to themselves in love, or set up a series of pay lists for each other when they are single. In fact, love is a seed, and only by knowing how to pay can it blossom and bear fruit.

14, in love, girls' strategies should be: occasionally active, occasionally passive, don't be impulsive, try to wait for the opportunity to move, even if you are ready to move, pretend not to move, so that you will make men excited.

15, which makes the already fragile heart more fragile. I don't know what true love is, and I don't know the meaning of two people being together. There is always a sense of fragmentation that haunts my body and mind. What about the feeling of "growing old with my son"? What about the feeling of "as long as you want it, as long as I have it, forever"

16, the feelings between us have faded, wandering between lovers and friends, confused. Today, no one wants to find it, just want to hide in the forest, listen to their breath and miss you quietly.

17, the best love is not literature and art, but throwing stones and asking for directions, without waves and waves. You know, he knows that outsiders don't need to know, and heaven and earth don't need to know that true love is like Zen. If you can't say it, you don't need to say it. If it is broken, it is wrong to say it, and you don't need to exaggerate your feelings to prove it.

18, what I want is not a short tenderness, but a lifetime of waiting.

19, like water, it will always precipitate too much pain. Happiness is often an elusive duckweed. Life is full of plants and trees. True love is always sincere efforts, not persistent obsession. People who love me, I want to be grateful.

20, love is to work together, don't believe that the so-called Japanese and Korean soap operas leave because they can't make each other happy. Have you ever thought that you are each other's happiness? Love does not make you escape the responsibility of giving happiness to the other party, but makes you strive to realize the obligation of making the other party happy.

2 1, lingering in my heart, white memories, a forgotten drink, but it didn't give you warmth. First frost has no trace, and the years are like dreams. After the glory, only the prosperity is gone, but it is unforgettable. Losing perfection and self, the man went to an empty building, resting on a pillow alone, and passed the years. ...

22. Girls are born to be whimsical, and they already have the image of a prince charming in their hearts, and they all draw an outline in their hearts. The dream she said is a real dream, but the reality she faces is also a real reality. However, such a man only exists in fairy tales, and life is just rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.

23. The troubles that marriage brings to women: the handsome one is insecure, the ugly one is worried about inheriting the next generation, the poor one is afraid of bad life, the rich one is afraid of being a concubine in the cold palace, the considerate one is afraid that he is a playboy outside, the male chauvinism of marriage is afraid that he is violent at home, the incompetent one is unhappy, and the capable one is afraid that he can't control himself ... Women are entangled with each other, and troubles follow.

24. There are many fleeting moments in life, such as saying goodbye at the station, just hugging each other and going their separate ways in the blink of an eye. Most of the time, you don't understand, and neither do I. That's it. When you talk, you change. Listening is tiring. I'm tired of watching it. You will slow down when you follow. When you walk, you spread out. When you love, you fade. I forget it when I think about it.

25. Some people fall in love just to have results. And some people fall in love just to get. Therefore, the key to whether two people can be together is not whether you have love or not, but whether they want the same thing. If you love someone who doesn't want to have a result with you, you love the wrong person.

26. The person you are waiting for is too late. Your single choice and friends all think that you are unreasonable in love. But you don't want to do such a thing. Pass the time, pass the boredom? No, it's better to stay sane and single.

27. Maybe you don't have beauty and money, but your good personality and sense of humor have raised your total score. Only two people with close total scores will get together. This is the law of conservation of love. Girls and boys, don't underestimate yourself in love.

28. No matter how hard your life is, you will eventually find someone who will make you want to be stupid. No one can bear all the sadness for you. People always learn to grow up by themselves. Don't hate a person you loved, and don't ask the reason for breaking up.

29. Stay with the people you love and be warm to each other. You can meet every day. Even if you do nothing, you will quietly feel each other's existence. You know he will always be with you and spoil you. What I pursue is such love.

30. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misplaced painting. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends and staggered bit by bit. Maybe we should really forget the things that once crossed.

3 1. What can we do when we are old? Is it possible to find back the beauty of that time? After all the hardships, will there be a faint taste of happiness in a beautiful life? With the gentleness of a woman, I smiled at the peace of mind and disappeared in this noisy world.

32. Stay in front of the window, blow a breeze, have a cup of tea, invite a bright moon, stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and quietly enjoy your own peace. I like to let my thoughts fly in the quiet night, just like listening to a favorite song in the hut after work every day, and singing in the quiet ink fragrance in the morning or afternoon. It seems that only in this way can I find the destination of my soul.

You have my past tense and he has his progressive tense, but my heart is always covered with an indelible yarn.

34. A woman's greatest enemy is not time, power or money, but her own paranoia, and she can't extricate herself from the man she shouldn't love. Except your father and your future husband, no one is worth paying too much for you. Pay for your father, because he gave you love for the first half of your life, and pay for your husband, because he will give you love for the second half of your life.

35. I touch your hand as if I were touching my own. I don't feel anything, but sawing off your hand is like sawing off my hand. The relationship between people is complex and subtle. Many times, I don't know whether we are in love or used to it. As long as we are happy, what does it matter?