Humorous sentences in foggy days

1. It's foggy today. I feel that the air purifier I bought has taken off!

In the smog, I found a good way to lose weight: park my car 50 meters away from the traffic lights and walk there every day.

3. The secret of self-protection in smog weather: breathe more fresh air and less smog particles.

Today's smog made me understand a truth: not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all smog is called fresh.

5. Walking in the smog, I feel that I am in a Xianxia novel and surrounded by fairy tales.

6. Smog weather has exercised my vital capacity, breathing fresh air every day and feeling that I am sprouting!

7. Today's smog is a bit sweet. Is it because car exhaust and factory exhaust have turned into marshmallows?

8. Walking in the smog, I feel that I have just visited and come to another world.

9. The smog weather made me understand a truth: Don't underestimate any insignificant particles, they may turn you into a "mask man".

10. Driving in the smog, I finally experienced the feeling of driving blindly, but fortunately I have a map of Gaode to guide me forward.