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My mother-in-law

My mother-in-law was just 56 when she got married. I'm of medium height, with short hair at my ears. Although I'm a little gray, I have a rosy face and a straight back. I walk like a whirlwind, and it's hard to keep up behind me.

My mother-in-law has two children and two women, both in Jinan. My two sons-in-law and my husband are both in the army, so their lives and names are good. In addition, my elder sister-in-law opened a shop and restaurant in Jinan, which is prosperous and well-off. My mother-in-law comes to Jinan several times a year, and my sister is very generous, giving her thousands of dollars in change. And every time I bring back a lot of rice and flour from the army, my neighbors know that my sister is very filial. Once the neighbor's fourth grandmother came to play, just as her mother-in-law came back from Jinan and carried things home from the car with big bags. She raised her voice quite exaggeratedly, dragging a long voice: "Yo yo, your daughter is so filial, she will definitely support you in the future." Mother-in-law smiled, took a sip of the general's cigarette, expertly spit out the smoke ring, and proudly said, "When I am old, I will follow my two daughters." I turned and smiled and said to my grandfather, "Grandpa, my mother and my sister, you and me." I still smoked a cigarette and smiled: "I will accompany my son and daughter-in-law." "You old thing, you can go with whoever you like." The mother-in-law gave her father-in-law a white look. Every winter and summer vacation, I go to the army to visit my husband. When I leave, I always leave 120 to buy food for my mother. Every time my father-in-law doesn't want it, my mother-in-law scolds him: "If you don't want it, my daughter-in-law will give me five dollars." Finally, mother sat in the street, eating melon seeds and chattering with her neighbor's aunt. "My daughter-in-law gave me another 200 yesterday." There is a smug smile on his face. Although it is ostentatious, other neighbors are envious!

Our home is in the suburbs, and there are big episodes every Saturday. My mother-in-law likes to join in the fun. If I catch up with the weekend or winter and summer vacation, my mother-in-law will definitely invite me. "Go, go to the market." She speaks so neatly that you can't refuse. Every time I come to the market to buy fish and meat, I scramble to pay. At this time, uncles and aunts who sell things will say, "Are you a filial daughter or a prostitute?" Mother-in-law will loudly say to people, "This is my daughter-in-law." If the other party comes back with a sentence: "You are so lucky, your daughter-in-law is so sensible." She is more willing to answer "that is, that is", which makes me embarrassed to follow. The consequence of fighting for payment is to buy a lot of things back every time. Honest father-in-law will smile and say, "Daughter-in-law is like your mother, and everything is delicious." Although it is a joke, I feel wronged: "Where it is delicious, I just want to save face." Unable to speak, I could only smile.

My mother-in-law is very concerned about her own affairs and often mentions any family disputes. Uncle Li Xue in the village has a cement prefabrication factory, a pig factory and a vegetable shed. His three sons are all married and married, and the distribution of production is unfair. Like enemies, brothers don't answer. Angry and anxious, my uncle fell ill in bed. Aunt went home to invite her mother-in-law, and after some persuasion, the world was at peace. I don't know what she did. Although my uncle is dead now, every holiday, the three brothers will visit their in-laws. I think they still respect my in-laws.

When I was pregnant with my eldest daughter, I had a particularly severe reaction during pregnancy. My stomach turned upside down as soon as I ate. I felt like I vomited all my gastric juice and lay on the sofa for more than ten days. This is really fidgeting and exhausting. My husband can't accompany me in the army, and my mother-in-law cooks for me in different ways. Millet porridge with eggs in the morning, a dish box at noon, eight-treasure porridge at night, two side dishes ... In order to make me eat more, my mother-in-law thought many ways and spent a lot of heart. I am grateful and want to treat this mother well in my life.

She loves her children very much, but she also has a stingy side. 1April, 1998 12, Hiuke's eldest daughter and husband went home to take care of me. On the full moon, my husband smiled and pulled me: "It's been a month. It's time for liberation. When my daughter is asleep, go back to my mother to pack jiaozi. " Our husband and wife followed into the house. As usual, my husband turned left and went to the hydraulic well to wash diapers. I also fart Dian fart to see how the soldier paid his daughter. At this time, the mother-in-law put her left arm on the half door and her right hand on her waist, tapping; "Eldest brother, the full moon, do you still wash diapers? When I first gave birth to you, I went into the water in the moon. " My husband stood up and walked into the house. My eyes filled with tears in an instant. "This is my filial mother. If your son-in-law washes diapers for a year, will you like it? " My husband looked back at me and came back, continuing to wash my daughter's diapers. He whispered to me, "My mother is not easy either. My grandmother died at the age of four and didn't study. She will only say, you have culture, leave her alone. " I suppressed my unhappiness and went into the room. "Mom, I want to wrap jiaozi with you." Mother can only give up, but she still mutters to herself, "Young people nowadays are so subtle."

The second daughter started at the end of 2002. During the Chinese New Year, the tofu is ready, the father-in-law is responsible for lighting the fire, and the mother-in-law is responsible for cooking the first pot of soybean milk. The thick smell of beans immediately aroused my appetite. "Mom, I want to drink soybean milk." "No, wait for the next pot." Mother should be a cry, the in the mind suddenly pulled cold. "The next pot is the second time to grind soybean milk, which is obviously much thinner than the first pot. It's not mom after all. If I were at home, would my mother be like this? "

? In the summer vacation of 2005, I took a pair of daughters to visit my husband in Jinan. Mother-in-law urged: "Let's stay in Jinan, and don't separate the two places. Besides, how much can we earn by teaching as a kindergarten teacher? " Thirty-six or twenty-four a month, your grandfather and I are in good health, so you can earn more money outside. "

? ... 14 years, the past is like smoke, things are different. In recent years, my aunt died of cancer last year, and my second aunt was angry because her husband was having an affair and set fire to it. Mother-in-law's heroic spirit disappeared. After a long time, her face was covered with tears and her back was bent. Every time she comes home, she says, "When you are old, you can go, but you can go. Both your brothers have bought houses and can't go home for a few days. " I cried when I said it.

"Mom, would like to open some, thanks to good health, you two old people take care of each other, we are more relieved. But I'm old. Take your time and don't worry. Don't worry, we will go home to honor you in a few years. " Despite repeated comforts, she sighed.

"? Mom, don't worry, you have two sons, Xiang Mei and my two daughters-in-law. We'll take care of you ... how about coming to Jinan for a few days? "I really want to pick her up.

"Don't go to Jinan, your elder sister is away, really don't want to go. I'm not used to living upstairs, it's too boring. " Mom said.

? Before the Spring Festival, my mother-in-law repeatedly called: "When will you come back? Your father and I steamed vegetable buns, made tofu, fried meat and meatballs, and bought a consignment. We are all back, and the family is reunited in the New Year. " "Go back, go back." I will reply quickly.

? On the 27th of the twelfth lunar month, my brother and I both came back. You and dad smiled happily. "Do you think my steamed bread is white or not? Try this fried fruit. Is it fragrant? I cooked a pot of pig's head meat, made a tofu, killed two chickens, bought three fish and processed 70 Jin pancakes. After the Spring Festival, you took them back to Jinan and sent some to your brother-in-law. Your sister is not here, and your brother-in-law and Wenwen are suffering. How can they eat? By the way, I'm going to wrap jiaozi with leeks for my son and grandchildren tomorrow. Eldest daughter-in-law, I'll give you a pot of soybean milk to drink while it's hot ... "My heart is instantly soft:" Mom, it's good to have you here, but you and grandpa are too tired to take so many things. Let's eat and cook now. It's not the lack of materials now, but it's quite convenient to buy things. As long as you and grandpa are healthy, we have hope and are blessed. Thank you! "

Mom and dad both smiled happily: "We are not tired. The food in our hometown is delicious and clean, and the noodles are washed and ground by ourselves. Just come back. "

The eldest daughter whispered to me, "mom, this year, I want to make my father happy." Next year, I will go home early for my grandparents. "

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