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Talk about mood phrases during the Spring Festival.

I want to go to Hawaii most this holiday, it's too far; So, I went to Sanya to relax!

3, the so-called holiday is to be scolded at home, go out without money and live a special day.

4, hate holidays, homework is an excuse, just because I can't see you every day. You don't even understand this.

5, the so-called holiday, family members doubt, go out without money, especially idle every day ~ hey, the holiday is about to start school, wandering in excitement and loss.

6. In the next month, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, relatives and parents: How much did you get in the exam? How many students are there in the class?

7. "Are you excited about the holiday?" "Well, homework will make you more excited!"

8. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a night that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

9. Lying in bed playing with my mobile phone, I slapped myself when I thought that I hadn't touched the book after a long vacation and was still distracted by playing with my mobile phone.

10, "Close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode!" Sorry, your configuration is too low to start this function.

1 1, the current holiday, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekend, and weekends are different. In a word, a holiday is like farting.

12, it took a holiday to find that only people who love you will keep in touch with you.

13, "I feel as light as before the holiday", "Talking to people" and "I didn't write my homework"

14, I have to do three things every day at home on holiday [being scolded for eating and sleeping]