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What poisonous chicken soup did Jiang bring you? How does chicken soup taste with wine?

Copywriting only serves Jiang, and Durex. It is a great pity that these two companies have not become great advertising companies. It is said that Durex is the thinnest, and Jiang is the most silently fed with poisoned chicken soup. The strongest wine I have drunk in recent years is not vodka, but Jiang Xiaobai with chicken soup. No matter who you are, under the light of night, chicken soup with a mouthful makes people cry!

I remember the first time I drank Jiang was the night I broke up with my first love. I was alone with two bottles of ginger, a pack of cigarettes and a pack of betel nuts. On the riverside in early spring, the spring breeze blew a chill. Look at the sentence on the bottle: If you still miss him, you might as well drink this glass of water. I can't help sneering. This little white is poisonous, but it suits me now. At the entrance of betel nut, smoke fills the air. Listening to the song "Don't come back in autumn" that we all like, we burst into tears.

That night, I was drunk alone by the river. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I felt a headache, but I still had ginger cake in my hand. The cartoon character looked at me honestly and waited for a while, as if to say: it's more worry-free to drown your sorrows by drinking. I don't know why, I seem to see my first love smiling at me, let me go on bravely, and don't let her regret having loved me deeply.

Later, my dormitory classmates came to pick me up. The next day, I heard them say that they would throw me into the Yangtze River to wash, and then drag me back. The smell of the whole body made the driver charge a few dollars more.

After work, I occasionally drink some ginger, but I don't drink it when I am sad, because it is the strongest chicken soup with wine I have ever drunk.