A funny sentence describing a quarrel between two couples.

1. I came home from the night shift in the morning and found a thousand dollars at the bedside. I asked my wife what was going on! Brother Wang next door gave it to me.

My wife saw that my face was wrong and said, "I'm kidding you." How can he give so much by himself! " "

2. Seeing my husband playing iPad, I rubbed up to him and asked, "Husband, what am I to you?"

"Oh, you are my iPad!"

"So you can hold me in your hand, right?"

"No ..."

"What's that?"

"The front flat back plate is ..."

Husband and wife work in the same company, on the 20th floor. One day they quarreled.

The wife was furious: "Get out! ! "

When the husband saw it, he was frightened and prepared to slam the door and leave.

As a result, a cold voice came from behind: "Who told you to get out of the door?"

4. Wife: Honey, I have connected the water. Go and wash!

Husband: Wait a minute, when I finish playing this game.

Wife: No, the water won't be hot for a while. Good boy!

My husband reluctantly withdrew from the competition and ... washed the dishes.

After eight and a half months of pregnancy, the baby always arches around in his stomach.

A small bulge appears on my stomach from time to time. My husband was very excited when he saw it and said, "OK, let's play whack-a-mole!"

6. Wife: Honey, last time I saw that brand of clothes, it came out with a new style. I haven't bought much clothes recently. I only bought a few sets a week, and they are not enough to wear. People say that clothes make the man, and I look good. Take it out and you'll have face.

Husband: Get to the point!

Wife: 3000.

7. Talk: The more couples talk, the less weight they have.

8. Work: In the eyes of her husband, there will never be a job at home; In the eyes of his wife, there will always be endless work at home.

9. Husband: "I can't sleep."

Wife: "I can't sleep either."

Husband: "One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ..."

Wife: "One mink coat, two mink coats, three mink coats ..."

10. The husband smokes, but the wife is allergic to cigarettes.

My husband can't smoke at home. He usually goes for a walk. If he wants to smoke, let his wife go first, and then chase after smoking.

One night, the couple went for a walk again. After a while, the husband said, "Wife, I want to smoke."

The wife uncharacteristically said, "No."

The husband paused and asked, "Why?"

The wife proudly said, "Because I found a rule that whenever you want to smoke, there are beautiful women in front."

1 1. My wife thought I betrayed her and said to me, "Bastard, I didn't expect you to be such a person."

I quickly explained, "there must be a mistake. How can I be both an animal and a human being? "

12. My wife suddenly said to me: Honey, I don't want to live with you …

I didn't say anything, just silently shed tears. My wife panicked and said, what's wrong? I'm just kidding you!

Me: No, happiness came too suddenly. ...

Stop it, I'll kneel for a while ~

13. Husband's animal year! I bought him three pairs of red underwear, and then I explained that I was born in 2008 and I had to buy red underwear.

As a result, the goods came with a sentence, "I wish I could lend you mine!" " "

Nima .