Talking about humor when the mobile phone is broken

1, the phone jack was broken, and I kept using it until I found that the selfie stick could not be connected, so I couldn't bear to fix it decisively.

You are the best girl I can talk to. Since I had you, no one can make me want to talk until dawn, and then giggle again and again. I remember that once my mobile phone broke down and my chat records were all gone. I was sad for a long time, as if I had lost you. In the end, I really lost you, and there was no news at all. ...

3. I'm in a bad mood today: I bit myself while eating, and then it may be an oral ulcer. My mobile phone is broken (I don't need it very much recently, but I am very depressed. You can't drink beer

4, the phone is broken, too lazy to repair it, just throw away the good and bad ones, and never touch them again.

The mobile phone is broken. Tell me about it. The mobile phone is broken. Tell me about it.

5. Usually, the mobile phone is as quiet as broken. Please take half a day off, I feel it's popular all of a sudden ... I have a headache and I'm half asleep.

Maybe it's my bad luck recently? I broke my new mobile phone. Ok, I'll use my old one. Two days later, I broke it again. Leave me alone.

7. My mobile phone is broken and everything is formatted. Is it a good thing or a bad thing? The numbers of things that I wanted to delete before but didn't want to delete suddenly disappeared. I feel a little empty, but it's okay. Don't worry about what to leave and what to delete, it will be done in one go. Come to me if you care about nature, and it's no use keeping it if you don't care.

8. My mobile phone is broken. In the middle of waiting for maintenance, I found that I could do nothing but play with my mobile phone.

9. The mobile phone has been very quiet, no matter Monday or Friday, day or night, there are no phone calls and text messages. Well, the mobile phone must be broken.

10, before the official start of the exam week, break the phone membrane, wash the headphones, and waste money to eliminate disasters. I ordered all good things to happen to me.