Humorous sentences describing sleep

Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.

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Lazy sheep said: Happiness is to sleep with a full stomach every day.

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The world of mortals is the most ridiculous and infatuation is the most boring. Might as well sleep at home.

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The old man fell asleep at the gate of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

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Sometimes I don't want to sleep, just because I'm bored, and even sleeping can't make me happy.

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Sleep! Sleep! Don't expect others or be expected!