Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Tell me about the first time you went to a bar.

Tell me about the first time you went to a bar.

Make the wine you don't want to drink first, and those who don't want to see it grovel.

I just need a glass of old wine.

It's unforgettable to meet someone and have a drink.

If I become a Buddha, there will be no magic in the world. What can Buddha do for me if I become a demon?

There is always a person who lives in his heart forever, but says goodbye in his daily life.

Shut your mouth and take care of your teeth. Don't bite everyone and don't talk nonsense!

In the future, we are in the same boat, and everyone is struggling to move forward!

Let's have a party. It's really interesting.

No matter how boring you are, you don't have to go to a bar. A lonely woman holding a goblet or smoking will increase her loneliness and sadness.

Oh, it's often like this in nightclubs: a girl or boy sits in a small corner, drinks too much and mumbles that she is not drunk.

The first time I went to a bar, I saw things I had only heard and never seen. I don't like the natural environment inside. It's too noisy, red and green.

I haven't seen Ceng Laoshi since 3 days and 6 episodes, and the nightclub has been demolished. Thanks to "ipartment" for making us cry and laugh during our five years here, don't worry about expectation = =

"You are drunk today, aren't you? Call your name suddenly and say good night to me as before you leave. "

Qi Xin and Qi Li joined hands to achieve excellent results and take the lead.

Forgetting the new year's friendship stems from cherishing; Cherish me and improve yourself!

16 porridge in the morning can fill the stomach, but wine in the middle of the night can fill the stomach.

I drink to drown my pain, but this hateful pain has learned to swim!

You don't have to drink more than six points and eat more than seven points, and lovers don't have to be more than eight points, but most people are often drunk and full, and then fall in love with each other.

Drink if you have wine, love if you have heart. Life is so short, and it will really pass if you are shy twice.

Some people can't do without wine in three sentences, while others are verbatim.

I have loneliness and spirit. Do you want to go with me? Do you want to get drunk and go to casual clothes!

If the person you love most gives up on you, please relax yourself, so that you still have a chance to love others.

I hope there is endless wine in my dream, and I will be drunk when I wake up.

No one can live a satisfactory life as an adult. Many things are like eating. Just be full at six or seven. Don't insist.

I hate the smell of wine, but I like the feeling of getting drunk.

I'm not hypocritical, how can I match your fickleness?

Pioneering and enterprising, hand in hand, get brilliant.

Indulge, drink, smoke, bar night, karaoke, make love, take off your clothes, make love, work hard, get pregnant, stop, have an abortion, do you hurt?

Be cool, be excellent, and be left behind by others.