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What is the origin of flying saucers?

It was Cpaing who invented the flying saucer.

Episode 124

Exciting laser cannons and cpaing's weight;

An unparalleled modern airplane.

Shuke and Beita has to admit that human beings have a strong ability to resist natural disasters. In just a few months, the city damaged by the earthquake has returned to normal. The citizens moved into new houses, and Cpaing also got a small house. The newspaper also published a short commentary on this topic, entitled "Insisting on Humanism for Inhumane Scientists".

Cpaing can no longer live in this city, so he has to move his family to another city with Shuke and Beita.

Now Shuke and Beita has become Cpaing's only friend. Without them getting along with Cpaing day and night, Cpaing probably can't stand this lonely living environment.

The brain can't think, and Cpaing feels that days are like years. His hands itch and so do his brain cells. Cpaing fidgeted at home like a tiger in a cage every day.

"We must find a way." On Monday that cpaing will be seriously ill.

"What he eats every day is similar to ours." Beta know cpaing weight in a sharp decline.

"It's a pity that a brain like Cpaing can't work for the world." Shunk think cpaing brain can top ten thousand ordinary people's brain.

"People don't let him make invention research. How about we give him a topic? " Beta eyes a bright.

"Good idea!" Shunk willing to clap beta on the shoulder.

Shuke and Beita began to rack their brains to give Cpaing a scientific research project, and they screened almost everything on the earth.

"How about having Cpaing design a laser cannon for our helicopter?" Shunk proposal.

"That's a good idea. It is very difficult and practical. " Beta knows that high-level scientists like Cpaing like to study difficult and practical dates.

This day after dinner, Shuke and Beita and cpaing talk.

Cpaing is listless.

"We want to ask you a favor." Beta said to cpaing.

"Can I help you?" Cpaing think beta tone is not normal.

"Oh, yes." Stop on Monday. "The weapon system on my helicopter is very weak. Can you help us design a laser cannon for the helicopter? "

Cpaing shot a strange beam in the pupil.

"Is that all right?" Beta saw that their plan was successful.

"Of course. Just do it. " Cpaing jumped up and suddenly showed infinite wisdom.

Shuke and Beita flattered to see cpaing preparation data.

Shuke and Beita doesn't know what position creative labor occupies in life. Eating, drinking and having fun is a pleasure, but compared with creative labor, they are really a little fun. The real enjoyment of life is to engage in unprecedented creative labor.

Cpaing seems to be a different person, eating too much, gaining weight and full of energy, just because his brain is working.

Cpaing is a first-class genius. It took him only three days to install a miniature laser cannon on the helicopter.

Shunk can't wait to test.

The helicopter stopped on the table and Shuke and Beita got into the plane. Cpaing sat on the sofa.

"Request a test flight!" On Monday on the ground for instructions.

"Agree to take off!" Cpaing was in high spirits.

The helicopter roared off the table and rose into the air.

"Request to test the gun." Shu Kehao aimed at the bull's-eye painted on the wall in advance.

"Fire!" Cpaing ordered.

Shunk press the shoot button.

A slender and uniform light beam penetrated the thick wall, leaving a small hole in the wall, from which you can see the outside of the house.

"It worked!" Excited on Monday almost hit the helicopter into the wall.

"The human brain full of intelligent cells is really priceless!" Beta regrets ground say.

"Look at Cpaing." On Monday's voice was a little surprised.

See cpaing sitting on the sofa become speechless.

On Monday, the plane landed on the tea table next to the sofa.

"What's the matter with you? Cpaing. " Beta probe asked from the window.

Cpaing like waking up from meditation.

"I want to design a most advanced and modern plane for you, which combines the achievements of human science." Cpaing breath say that finish.

Shuke and Beita leng. They were too excited to speak.

For Cpaing, the goal of lifelong struggle is to enter the limit of imagination.

Shuke and Beita will end the history of helicopter and tank flying, and they will soon have extremely modern flying saucers. The birth of this plane will affect the course of human history. Humans never dreamed that two mice flying UFOs would have something to do with themselves.

Episode 125

The epoch-making plane was born;

Flight test of pentagonal flying saucer:

Shunk historically pressed the take-off button.

Cpaing shut himself in his room and plunged into the design of the Pentagon flying saucer. He seems to be a different person, and his whole body exudes an exciting aura.

Some people's brains are naturally creative. What this brain craves most is thinking, running, thinking about things that others can't think of, thinking about things that others can't say. If you don't let this brain work, it's equivalent to killing it. Since the earthquake, Cpaing's brain has been in a state of suffocation. Now, he can finally use his wisdom to do creative work again.

Shuke and Beita no longer have to worry about cpaing's mental state and physical health. They finally know that useful work is the best tonic.

"I have a hunch that we seem to say goodbye to helicopters and tanks." On Monday looking at cpaing room lamp said to beta.

"I'm really reluctant." Beta glanced at the tanks parked beside him.

"Cpaing has been working for a few days?" Asked on Monday.

Beta looked at the calendar and said, "Hey, it's been ten days. He hardly talked to us these ten days, and he was not bored. "

"This is called into the state. This is enjoyment, as if there is only one person in the world. I am the world. " Happy for cpaing on Monday.

"Ah," suddenly there came a cry of extreme excitement from Cpaing's room.

When Shuke and Beita's eyes lit up, he thought there was a great possibility.

"On Monday, beta, you come quickly! ! "Cpaing shouted in his room.

Shuke and Beita thinks you're finished. They clenched their fists and shook their chests to show their excitement, and then rushed into Cpaing's room like a game.

"Look!" Cpaing said to Shuke and Beita, pointing to the table.

"Wow," Shuke and Beita said with one voice, which is a vulgar exclamation learned from TV advertisements.

A black pentagonal flying saucer is lying on the table with a condescending temperament. Anyone can see at a glance that it is the crystallization of extreme wisdom and high technology.

The Pentagon flying saucer has a diameter of 50 cm and a thickness of 15 cm.

"People are too powerful!" On Monday said with a sigh.

"Spray spray ..." Beta look at the Pentagon UFO, then at cpaing, couldn't say anything.

"Go in and have a look." Cpaing said.

Shuke and Beita walked into the UFO. It is an unreal world, and all kinds of instruments and equipment are controlled by computers. In addition to the working cabin, the flying saucer also has a full set of modern living facilities, including dormitory, bathroom, dining room and recreation room.

Shuke and Beita visited every hut.

"Cpaing, you are great!" Beta leaned out from the flying saucer to cpaing shout.

"You don't know its function and skills yet!" Cpaing said proudly.

"You are quick to say!" Shunk jumped out of the UFO.

"First of all, our flying saucer flies at the speed of light, that is, it can fly around the earth 7.5 times per second." Cpaing took a sip of coffee.

"Wow," Beta is vulgar again.

"It can not only fly in the air, but also fly underwater."

Shuke and Beita mouth "wow" silent.

"It is very flexible and can fly quickly indoors. It is also equipped with a remote sensing system that can monitor scenes thousands of kilometers away. " Cpaing is very happy.

"Tell me about its weapon system." Monday is the most concerned about this.

"This weapon can be kept secret at present. If it is mastered by human beings, the end of the earth will come. Therefore, our Pentagon flying saucer must not be obtained by others. " Cpaing remembered Einstein who invented the atomic bomb, and a shadow crossed his face.

"It can destroy 500 planes at the same time in five seconds. It can accurately hit an ant on the ground at an altitude of 30,000 meters. " Cpaing said.

Shuke and Beita's heart almost stopped beating. They knew that the UFO would give them the title of "Superman".

"The most wonderful thing is its communication system." Cpaing pointed to a small box on the table. "I am in this room, and I can order you to fly anywhere in the world. You can also observe your whereabouts from my screen through the signal sent back by the camera on the UFO. You can also keep in touch with me at any time on the UFO. If I leave the room, I will take this with me. " Cpaing took out a matchbox-sized metal box from his pocket. "I can talk to you wherever I go."

"I want to test flight." Shunk said.

"I want to, too." Beta's hand itches.

"I'm starving. Eat first. " Cpaing objected.

Shuke and Beita regrets this.

After a good meal, Cpaing taught Shuke and Beita how to drive a flying saucer.

"Driving a flying saucer is much easier than driving helicopters and tanks. Flying saucers have autopilot, autopilot and automatic tracker. The operation is also very simple. Just press a few buttons. " Cpaing said.

"Flying saucers fly so fast. What if you hit the upstairs? " Asked on Monday.

"Flying saucers will never hit the wall. It has an automatic anti-collision device. " Cpaing said.

"It's really hot." Beta uses the local proverb she just learned. "Fire" means fierce.

"Now let's have an indoor test flight first," announced Cpaing.

"Yes!" Shuke and Beita stands at attention.

"Boarding!" Cpaing command.

Shuke and Beita entered the Pentagon UFO, and the door closed automatically.

There are two consoles in the cockpit of the Pentagon flying saucer. Console 1 is responsible for driving and communication, and Console 2 is responsible for weapon system, telemetry and monitoring.

"Who is the driver?" Shuke and Beita asked each other at the same time.

Everyone wants to be.

"take turns." Beta came up with a pleasant plan.

"I will be the first?" Shunk wants to enjoy the honor of test flight.

"You are an indoor test flight, and I am an outdoor test flight." Beta a smile.

Shunk helpless, for a while had to let beta is responsible for the outdoor test flight.

On Monday, sitting on the L console, he turned on the main switch of the flying saucer, and the indicator lights on various instruments in the cockpit magically flashed, like the stars in the sky.

"The Pentagon UFO is ready for test flight." Cpaing's voice swayed in the UFO.

"The flying saucer is ready." Shunk surge of emotion surge.

"Take off." Cpaing ordered.

On Monday solemnly press the take-off button.

Beta tickles with envy from head to toe.

The main body of the Pentagon flying saucer began to rotate in place. Gradually, the flying saucer left the desktop and rose smoothly into the air.

It's really spectacular

The Pentagon flying saucer is sometimes like a gliding kite, spreading its wings and slowly passing over Cpaing's head. Sometimes, like a split-wave dolphin, the curve passes gracefully from both sides of Cpaing. Sometimes, like a tiger, he growled and rushed to Cpaing, but at the moment of collision, suddenly a sharp turn saved the day.

Driving a flying saucer is really a pleasure, a high-tech enjoyment.

"How do you feel?" Cpaing asked.

"Everything is fine! Great! " Shunk answered excitedly.

"Prepare for outdoor test flight and test the weapon system at the same time." Cpaing command.

"seeking a pilot?" Beta is going to be an outdoor test pilot.

"First fly around the earth in 0.2 seconds." Cpaing issued the test flight project.

"understand! ! ! "Beta is not an answer, but a shout back.