Crazy humorous sentences

1, the road is rough, and you will yell all your life. After that, move on!

2. When the value of your decorations exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

I know what you will be like tomorrow, really, I will tell you the day after tomorrow.

4, the earth will turn, people will change, love you is eternal, it is impossible to marry you!

5. School is about to start. School, you got my people but not my heart.

6. The so-called superman is stealing my underwear to save the world.

7. Don't bully me just because I look weak. Kitty, cats can also become tigers.

8. I just want to travel around the world one day, taking care of nothing and carrying luggage.

9. Nobel invented the bomb, which brought countless disasters to mankind, and he himself became a great man.

10, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

1 1. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

13, Mr. Summer vacation, I was wrong. Let's not break up. Let's start over.

14, I really don't understand why I had to pedal to get out when I used to play with stone scissors and cloth.

15, the last half sentence is a hilarious signature: I finally discovered the secret of a woman's eternal youth, that is, lying about her age.

16, do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

17, Question: How did the pig die? Answer: How do I know you're not dead?

18, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready.

19, only memories can be shown off, even if you say it.

20. The woman who seduced my man, you really have an eye!