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1. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

Don't play tricks between girls, anyway, we will go to the square dance together in a few decades.

I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and finally got even. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

I thought your brain had been sick for a long time, and now I graduated from medical college, and I can finally diagnose you aboveboard.

5. How do you describe your cooking? You can make a good kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

7. What keeps me going is not a grand ideal, but making a lot of money and buying it at buy buy.

8. If today's girl walks in the ancient streets and is dragged back by the emperor to wait on her bed and wash her face at night, will she be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

9. Life is like a liar. It deceived you. Don't be sad. Tomorrow it will cheat you again. In the end, we all deceive ourselves.

10. What is friendship? I changed my mobile phone number four times after graduation, but I never went to QQ. But my classmates still contact me when they get married. This is friendship!

1 1. I pursued my dream, and others said I was naive and ridiculous, but I persisted. Finally, it turns out that I was really naive and ridiculous before.

12. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

13. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single. Let me be single.

14. What I admire most is the Tang Priest in Journey to the West, who doesn't have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes, a monster says, boys, wash that monk clean.

15. How to explain that you are old in one sentence? The great god replied: I used to sneak out from home to attend the party, but now I sneak out from the party and go home!

16. Mantis is showing off his hand to the grasshopper: Look how beautiful the knife in my hand is! Later, the rooster ate mantis. The grasshopper said proudly, I told you to bring a knife. Don't you know that you are suppressing?

17. A man complained to his buddy: "My girlfriend is a train conductor, but she has a problem with me! I have to shake her bed all night. As soon as the bed stopped shaking, she got up and locked the toilet! "

18. When my husband came home from work, he found his wife lying in bed. The husband asked with concern: Wife, are you uncomfortable? The wife nodded. Husband quickly comforted: you don't have to worry about cooking, I'll take you back to the kitchen later!

19. No job, no love, no makeup, no singing, no looks, no body and no financial strength. I have been thinking about a question: what has supported me to live for so many years?

20. When quarreling with a woman, there is no need to be tit for tat, because she is just venting her emotions. Reasoning with her at that time was like casting pearls before swine. Not as useful as one sentence: maybe you are right.

2 1. When you lose the motivation to work, just look at the balance on the bank card, and then you will find that you don't want to work even more.

22.m: shall I take you to play by motorcycle after work? W: You can't add a "baby" when you say these words. You don't know anything about amorous feelings. Man: Shall I take you to ride my precious motorcycle after work?

23. Sometimes I really envy people around me. You can be with the person you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me. what can I do?

24. It's winter. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.